Showing posts with label gross. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gross. Show all posts

Monday, November 14, 2011

Sigh~ My Friends Are Total Pervs

LOL the title is quite self explanatory xDD

Today, was just crazy. My friends are crazy. I swear, I sometimes wonder why the heck I hand out with these people. Oh, wait, it's cuz I'm slightly crazy too :P.

Anyways, I don't know why, but my friends are like addicted to the word "balls." Er- no wait, that's describing it badly. Today, my friends (Luka-chan and Rin-chan specifically) kept using phrases with the word "balls" in it. Hmm...that doesn't sound too pleasant either xD. erm- um... LOL I'll try to explain(?).

For example, in gym, my group of friends had decided to sit on the floor and talk (like a bunch of bums). After fail-ly practicing for my upcoming pacer test, I had also sat down with them. (it was fail because my form of practicing was Nyu-san chasing me xD). However, the place my friends had decided to sit at was at the outer end of where people were playing volleyball. Thus, every now and then a volleyball would fly at us. Rin-chan got so annoyed that she shouted out "WATCH WHERE YOUR DAMN BALLS GO!!" um  ^ ^;;.....I don't know why she didn't just move :P
Yea, she put a real big emphasis on balls. It was intentional too. Sigh~ the people I hang out with are so terrible xD. There were also several other references to the somewhat inappropriate word, but I can't really remember them at the moment. *has a fail memory*

Luka-chan also started calling me a "cocky bastard" today because apparently I'm conceited xD. I had gotten in trouble in math class for not paying attention (yup meh, the nerd got in trouble :P shocking, ne?). So afterwards, Luka-chan was laughing at meh, and asked why I wasn't paying attention. I was like "Pfft~ I already know all the answers, so I didn't feel the need to pay attention." (I was bored, and started sharpening pencils :P) Luka-chan thought I was being a "cocky bastard" apparently, and repeatedly called me that for the entire day xD. The part she found so funny about calling me a cocky bastard was that it was an "unintentional pun." How? Well...bastard refers to boys/men/guys. Cocky has the root word of cock. So~ putting two and two together, it's technically a "pun." And haha xD it was requested by  Luka-chan for me to include her "ingenious" pun into my blog.

Which brings me back to the conclusion that my friends are perverted weirdos :3.

Oh, and Luka-chan drew meh a picture during science class today. (LOL for "nerds" we don't have good participation xD)

































It's super pretty :D. Or at least it would be if she didn't include the weird make up and the loose kimono :3. The make up and kimono makes her look slutty. It originally was thought up of as Miku. However, since my character is Miku, but green, this picture somehow became an image of me. ^ ^;; the disturbing part about this is that it's prostitute version of "me." I find that quite offensive xD lol. But the picture is pretty cool, so I guess it's okay(?)...well no not really. I don't like being thought up of (or drawn as) a prostitute ^ ^;; because that's gross...
Anyways, you can see that Luka-chan wrote about how she messed up "my" ears. Haha, but the confusing part is that I don't even see ears xD. So I'm utterly baffled there, but oh well~.

Oh! I got my report card today. I. Totally. Failed. OTL.
Last year I ended with a (semi) beautiful grade of 97. However, this first marking period I got a overall grade average of 92.50 TT^TT. WTF?? Sigh~ I'm seriously pissed off at this :\. I'm gonna try harder now! I hate failure. It's just so damn annoying. I got pretty good-ish grades in my classes.
English - 93
Spanish - 94
Social Studies - 96
Math - 97
Earth Science - 85

OTL That was the grade that killed me. TT^TT wtf stupid 85. Curse you, bloody stupid 85!!

...damn...being a nerd is total pain in the bum :V. Getting a good grade makes you so depressed xD.
I won't be satisfied unless I get a 100 (curse of a nerd) xDD lolol which isn't likely for me, but I can dream right? ^3^

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Requested Answers

LOL XD So my friends are incredibly weird, and wanted me to fill out the answers to my newest interview. I think this request is really stupid because of the type of questions listed xD, but just to please them, I'll answer the questions anyways. Haha xD so prepare for some fail answers, and enjoy the read~

ps. you should go check out the answers my friends wrote in the "Interrogation Time!" page I created if you haven't already :D

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?
It’s Emiko H. Seiei~~ :D please remember this. ^ ^

2. Are you prepared for this interview?
I would like to think so …..

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)
People pick on her too much!!! It’s incredible how she can still live after being harassed so much all the time!! xD

4. You were on a hiking trip with Emiko. If Emiko was hanging off of a cliff, and you had the choice of saving her or your last supply of food that was also apparently hanging off the cliff. Would you save Emiko or the food? (if you pick food, Emiko  will understand xD)
Hmm…save myself…or save the food…?? Er- well this is a tough one xD.

Okay, final answer: Depends on what kind of food I’m saving :D

5. BANANA! 
So many things in my life can be connected to this one word~ xD
(a stupid guy I know, my aunt hates this fruit, it’s one of my friend’s favorite color, Rin’s boyfriend/husband, and etc~ xD)

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues? 
erm- I…I don’t know how I would feel about getting my boobs chopped off ^ ^;; …

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?
Bite his dick off, duh :3

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?
OBVIOUSLY SOCK MONKEYS!! THEY WILL COME ALIVE AND KILL YOU!!!

9. I less than three you :)
I love myself :D (narcissist~~ x3)

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her? 
I would just give her the money xD. That way she can just buy the damn thing herself.

11. Do you even remember Emiko‘s birthday??
Nope :D. My memory is fail, and I usually need to have the google calendar remind me :)

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?
LOL XD I WOULD FREAK OUT!! Buuut~ last time I checked, I don’t have a dick :T so no worries~ x3

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)
I’d mass produce it and give send it to all my friends :D

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?
I’d steal all her soap :3 so that way she’ll smell like crap >:D

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)
LOLOL XD EWW~~!! I think of my old social studies teacher xDD He was sooo hairy >__<

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:
A) run like hell
B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.
C) hide in your closet 
D) throw Emiko  at the mob
I pick E)throw a gorilla warlord at the mob ^ ^ That way I can trip them all with a hairy creature >:D

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?
-brain failure-

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D
No I didn’t have fun! It was hard! I mean, do you know how hard it is to answer interview questions when it directly involves YOURSELF in the questions?? and no I don’t love you. You’re a total idiot for even doing this xDD