I Died Three Times Today

Oh mi gosh, I almost died!! TT___TT.

It was so weird. Insane I tell you!!

I was watching nigahiga's youtube video. And while doing so, I was drinking water. ...some of you can already guess why that's a bad idea >____>....

It was a terrible experience though.
I choked on my water. However, you know how sometimes, you can spit it back up without spitting all over the place? Okay, so that's what I did. On the other hand, Nigahiga has this darn habit of creating funny scene after funny scene. Thus, I ended up choking on the water that I chocked on... twice....like a boss =w=b. LOL. but in all seriousness, that sucked !! I felt like I was going to die TT__TT. I can just see the headline for it now, "Girl Dies from Watching Nigahiga!"
And then watch all the parents prevent their kids from watching him ever again. Omigosh, I would hate for that to be my dying action. Nigahiga is too funny for kids to be deprived of himmm.

The worst part about my choking three times on the same water, is that my sister saw the whole thing.... >____>..... //has the worst luck. LOL. She was like "Do I even dare ask about it....? O.O;;" I just looked at her, water dripping down my chin, "Yes. In fact, a simple 'are you okay?' will be sufficient enough." Har. //sarcastic 'till the very end.

ps. did anyone notice that I did not use a single "xD" in this post? >w< !! //so proud. LOL.

I'm So Retarded~~ XDD

I'm pretty sure most of you people know this, but I'm really retarded xDDD LOL.

So one of my friend, Gleek (I'll call him this since that's what Pari made up xD), had randomly asked everyone "What kind of fairy tale creature would you think everyone would be?" xDDD So we all actually replied to this somewhat stupid idea. LOL I'll post our answers. *skims through answers* hmm~ well that'll make this blog entry too long xDD. So I'ma just post what they said I would be in their opinion.

Gleek-kun says I would be....
A skeleton ..-________-
LOL and then he says he's joking, and replies saying that he thinks of me as a green fairy or fairy godmother because I am always busy and helps everyone a lot.
[haha xD calling me a godmother makes me sound so old. why does everyone see me as an old person? ^ ^;; or like a mother figure?? xDD it's weird!]

Jessa-chan says I would be...
A princess ... ^ ^;;
She doesn't state why xD
[LOL xD I think this was funny. I do not see myself as a princess.]

Pari-chan says I would be...
A computer freak ...xD
[LOL I so know why she thinks this. I do all my school work on the computer, while everyone still uses their hand :3 I'm advanced. xD haha]

Rin-chan says I would be...
Red Riding Hood
Because I am an oblivious happy one, who doesn't know she's going to meet a wolf and get eaten, but is still happy. And supposedly, I'm smart in some ways xDD
[haha xD we think of Red Riding Hood in the same way xD]

Luka-chan and Nyu-san hasn't replied back yet D: so I can't give ya their answers. But I think Luka-chan will kill me when she sees what I wrote xD. LOL

What I wrote:

Rin 

goldy locks :D  . . . cuz u always cause lots of problems xDD LOL JK!! 

You're Red Riding Hood w/ a bit of the personality from the one in hood winked xD. You seem very cute little girl-ish, but you're also kind of smart and cunning, yet you can be a total idiot and believe in weird stuff.

this relates to red riding hood bcuz 

rrh is a lil' girl

rrh from hoodwinked is smart and is quick thinking.

rrh can be stupid tho cuz the one in the original story actually made contact w/ a wolf and told him where she was going!! xDDD

Luka

incubus! :D ....xDDD ROFLFMAO XDD JK JK JK XDD PLZ DONT KILL MEH LUKA-CHAN!!

I would say Luka is ...a moody/strange/abnormal vampire :D ...lol xDD that seems to fit well, ne? no explanations needed right? xDD

or maybe the grim reaper!! xDD I can picture being so sadistic and love seeing ppl's fear as she sends them to the underworld xDDDD LOLOL she'd love that xDD

Nyu

definitely a troll :D ...JK JK JK LOL DONT KILL ME NYU-SAN!  xDDDD

hmm...undead? yeaaa xDDD she's like a super being that cant be killed, so she's like the undead xDDD

haha xD *cough* okay seriously tho~ hmm~ I think Nyu~ should be~ a werewolf :3

She's always clawing at you and rawring xDD

She has the scary demeanor of a werewolf too xDD LOL soo yeaaa~ that is my final answer.

Nyu is a werewolf! XD     ewww~~~ xDDD my husband is a werewolf!!! xDD (lol Nyu-san is my "husband" btw xD I shall explain this later.)

Je.

A nymph :D :D 

She's so pretty~~!! <33

Pari

a mermaid ^ ^ ~~ ...xDD LOL that sounds weird.

but I think it works :D

like you super pretty like a mermaid

your girly girl ^ ^

and you seem like the type to attract guys yet scare them off once they realize ur personality :D 

LOL XDDD JK JK JK ON THE LAST PART!!!!!!  xDDD

gosh im so mean today xDD

lol

Jessa

a unicorn!

I think this bcuz she's like one of those rare ppl who you come by.

she also helps you out wen u are in trouble (school work wise) 

so she's like a unicorn! xD

Gleek

the sandman..?? xDD LOLOL You put ppl to sleep w/ ur constant singing xDD haha JK JK JK JK

erm~ what would Gleek be~?? xDD

I think you would be a singing fairy xDD

lol u sing all the time, but u try and do no evil like a fairy would. and i guess ur always as hyper and cheery like a fairy too. so ur a singing musical fairy x3

Emiko (meh ;D)

 I WANT TO BE AN IMMORTAL GOD!!!! LOL THIS IS WHAT I WOULD BE XDDDDI AM UNKILLABLE AND SO LOVE-ABLE THAT PPL DONT WANT TO KILL MEH SO IM AN IMMORTAL XDD

*cough* more like too stupid to kill. everyone feels sorry for meh and pities me so they dont kill me *cough* xDD

AND IM A GOD BCUZ IM LIKE ONE >:D 

LOL I totally copy and pasted that all from the email I sent, so there is a bit of short hand "text" typing in there.So gomen for that~. Haha well I'm tired, so I'm going to sleep right now. Hmm...maybe I'll watch a drama episode or two first. Er- but I should go to sleep. Damn it! This is such a hard decision xDD. LOL
Okay~ I'll watch one drama episode, and then go to sleep. Yesh that sounds good xD
I'm currently watching Ikemen Desu Ne~ <333 which is like super epic. I suggest it to you people~! xD

I Think I Did Good!

I FINISHED!!

Yea I finally took that damn exam I was (somewhat) studying my bum off for!

I finished~~ hahaha yay~~!!

Now I am free from my darn dad's complaining. I can do whatever I want without worrying about time.

I am happy.

I did much better than I thought I would on the test!! :D :D So I am pretty happy.

Plus I just had red bull earlier, so I'm kinda hyper at the moment xD

Wa hahahaa~~

The real test was much easier than the practice tests I took!! So I think I did well. :D I hope I did well. I'm pretty sure I did well xD.

I can't believe I had to wait outside for a whole 2 hours before the test! It was so damn cold too!! Plus there was rain!! My friend didn't dress warm enough, so I lent her one of my jackets (I was wearing like three xD). Even though I was wearing two jackets it was still cold! I was jumping up and down, spinning in circles, and clinging onto my friends in order to stay warm. I must have looked like a total idiot xD lol. Those two hours were fun though I guess. I got to talk with my friends for awhile and just laugh. It helped reduce the stress a bit. I don't remember what the hell we were talking about for two hours though xD.

When we finally got inside though, we were separated T^T. But we all had to climb to the fifth floor. I was totally fine, but once I reached the fourth floor my legs suddenly felt tired. The last step to get up to the fifth was so difficult! I don't know why, but my leg just wouldn't lift itself up xD.

Luckily, one of my friends from school was in the same room as me :D. I'll call him Davy xD like davy jones from spongebob (haha idk why i picked this name though xD). Davy sat in front of me during the test.

My proctor was incredibly stupid and mediocre though!!

She forgot to put her name, date, and room number on the chalk board. And there was this guy who had to film the faces of everyone in the room for some reason. So when he noticed the name was missing, he stopped and was like "Put your name on the board." The lady did. He filmed the room, and then said "Oh wait you have to put the date on the board." Filmed again, "Oh wait you have to put the room number on the board." I wasted like 6 minutes of my life watching him film the stupid faces of the people in the room like 7 times!

Also, it was so unfair!! The proctor was mean to me >~<.
It was like she had something against my pencil case!
She pointed to it and was like "What is that?!?"
I was like "...a pencil case..." I can't believe she had to ask what it was ^ ^;;.
"Well keep it open! Don't close it!"
"W-why...? o.O"
"Because I don't know if you can have that. And you might cheat!"

The only thing that pisses me off about her making such a comment is that there were like five other people with pencil cases out on their desks next to me, and I was the only one receiving crap about it!

The proctor lady screwed up so many times in the instructions too! So we ended up starting late, and it was all so retarded.

Sigh~ just my luck to be the one stuck with the mediocre proctor. All my friends got nice ones xD.

My proctor thought that me and Davy were siblings ^ ^;;. That was weird. xD Haha if Davy was my brother I don't think I'd mind. He's really funny. Luka-chan and I kept pestering him with questions, and he got so frustrated that he just randomly shouted "I'M A VIRGIN!" and we all started cracking up xD. It was just so random and funny.

Davy went to the bathroom so many times during the test though! He was so nervous during the test that he kept getting up to go to the bathroom, and drink water. Supposedly doing that made him feel better.

When I came out of the building, it was snowing! I love snow. It's so pretty~~ <33
Except I hate how it makes everything so cold! xD

Haha okay, well before this gets too long, I'm going to stop talking xD

but yea~ I hope I get a good score on the test >w< *crosses fingers*

Requested Answers

LOL XD So my friends are incredibly weird, and wanted me to fill out the answers to my newest interview. I think this request is really stupid because of the type of questions listed xD, but just to please them, I'll answer the questions anyways. Haha xD so prepare for some fail answers, and enjoy the read~

ps. you should go check out the answers my friends wrote in the "Interrogation Time!" page I created if you haven't already :D

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

It’s Emiko H. Seiei~~ :D please remember this. ^ ^

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

I would like to think so …..

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

People pick on her too much!!! It’s incredible how she can still live after being harassed so much all the time!! xD

4. You were on a hiking trip with Emiko. If Emiko was hanging off of a cliff, and you had the choice of saving her or your last supply of food that was also apparently hanging off the cliff. Would you save Emiko or the food? (if you pick food, Emiko  will understand xD)

Hmm…save myself…or save the food…?? Er- well this is a tough one xD.

Okay, final answer: Depends on what kind of food I’m saving :D

5. BANANA! 

So many things in my life can be connected to this one word~ xD

(a stupid guy I know, my aunt hates this fruit, it’s one of my friend’s favorite color, Rin’s boyfriend/husband, and etc~ xD)

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues? 

erm- I…I don’t know how I would feel about getting my boobs chopped off ^ ^;; …

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

Bite his dick off, duh :3

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

OBVIOUSLY SOCK MONKEYS!! THEY WILL COME ALIVE AND KILL YOU!!!

9. I less than three you :)

I love myself :D (narcissist~~ x3)

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her? 
I would just give her the money xD. That way she can just buy the damn thing herself.

11. Do you even remember Emiko‘s birthday??

Nope :D. My memory is fail, and I usually need to have the google calendar remind me :)

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

LOL XD I WOULD FREAK OUT!! Buuut~ last time I checked, I don’t have a dick :T so no worries~ x3

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

I’d mass produce it and give send it to all my friends :D

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

I’d steal all her soap :3 so that way she’ll smell like crap >:D

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

LOLOL XD EWW~~!! I think of my old social studies teacher xDD He was sooo hairy >__<

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in your closet 

D) throw Emiko  at the mob

I pick E)throw a gorilla warlord at the mob ^ ^ That way I can trip them all with a hairy creature >:D

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

-brain failure-

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

No I didn’t have fun! It was hard! I mean, do you know how hard it is to answer interview questions when it directly involves YOURSELF in the questions?? and no I don’t love you. You’re a total idiot for even doing this xDD

Kids are an Adorable Pain in the Bum

Work doesn't seem fun anymore. It was exciting the first few days, but now my body is starting to feel the affect it has on me. I'm so tired lately :P!

There are some highlights/good things about the job though. The kids are just adorable!!(except for the few annoying ones). There's this one kid who reminds me of like a child monk xD. He's just so cute >w<. Lol I don't know why, but I have this fascination with monks :3. They're always so awesome in Chinese movies xD. ..sigh~ I watch too many movies :P. Anyways, back to subject. This kid though must have parents with good style taste because  for a first grader he has unusually stylish clothing that looks so cute x3. I love helping him too! He's one of the only kids there who actually tries to learn and do his work!! I also like how he's innocent and not snobby like some other kids.
I also like the part about my job where I get to walk these two children home. They live close by, so Boss-Lady has me walk them. One is a fourth grader boy, and the other is his first grader sister. They're both a hilarious duo xD. Always teaching me weird Chinese words LOL. Sigh~ but they're also kind of weird xD. The little girl today kept trying to smack my bum!! That's a real big no no zone! The boy likes to run around the place. So hard to keep up with him. Where do kids get all their energy?!

Today, I figured out that Kohai-chan has favoritism towards the kids ^ ^;;. Not that good because it makes a ton of them complain and whine. It can get really annoying. The kids all seem to like her though. I think they're warming up to me as well. Not many see me as an "authority figure." More of a ...very nice teacher lady(?). Thus, whenever I tell them to do something or say an order, they don't listen. ^ ^;; I'm too nice when it comes to children. I made one girl cry though! I felt so bad > <. She kept throwing puzzle pieces everywhere! I told her to nicely stop throwing them. She wouldn't listen. She actually had the nerve to ignore me! So I told her to stop it with a more enforcing tone, and stopped her hand from throwing the puzzle pieces. That crazy girl just wouldn't stop! So I grabbed onto them. She wouldn't let go. I started pulling onit, and started using my "scary, I'm going to blow up on you any second" authority voice. The girl is nuts though! My scary voice always works!! But it had no effect on her. She started screaming and crying, and I was just sick of it. The sound was killing me ears > <. The other kids were like "Just let her throw it. She's crying!" I was like "No way! She's not getting anything just because she cries." I really hate it when kids use the "if I don't get my way, I'm going to start crying" threat. Crying shouldn't have that kind of threatening power, so you won't get any sympathy from me just because you cry to get something (that's my belief anyways). Sigh~ so Kohai-chan came and was like, "What's going on?" Luckily, I didn't get in trouble for making a little girl cry ^ ^;;. Kohai-chan was smart enough to know that it was her throwing a tantrum. I was so shocked though because this little girl seems so nice, and she just randomly started throwing a fit. I didn't know what to do at the time Dx.

So the children can be a positive and a negative :P.

Funny(?) Stuff

Hahaha XD! I decided to google myself today. Yesh, I have no life, and google myself x3. I found out something pretty disturbing >_>....
If you start to type in "Emiko Seiei," guess what comes up?

Sex pistols really?!?! I laughed like crazy xD. As I read on, I found out it was a band or something (not sure because I didn't dare to click on any of the links >_>) If you could name a band anything, why "sex pistols"? (Sorry if you like this band, and feel offended by my comments.) But LOL xD google suggestions are so funny, ne? (I still laugh about that "I am extremely terrified of Chinese people" thing x3. That was hilarious.)

Haha, I'm able to see what kind of keywords that people find me with. It makes me laugh to see that I'm found through the search words "sexy japanese boy." Lol I'm not bothered by it. It's not really surprising x3.
I was also found by "perverted crazy anime face" once xD. Sadly, didn't get the chance to include that in the picture (forgot too ^ ^;;).
Anyways, I forgot to explain to you people something. I changed my name. It's no longer Emiko F. Seiei. I thought it was kinda lame to have the same middle name letter as Setsu-kun. So, I am now named "Emiko H. Seiei." Hehehe~ the "H" stands for "Happy" :D because I'm always happy(ish). It also stands for my nickname. Yesh, "H" is my nickname. Supposedly it's the Japanese pronunciation of "echii" according to my friend. As you all should know, I'm pervy~, so echii would make total sense x3. LOL but I'm really happy that there are people that actually look me up in google. (they're probably all people I know xD).

Also, Katrina-chan went on a trip to Canada recently. She got all of my friends souvenirs  (she's so nice!). We all got different colored bear pins. A trip to Canada is super cool. I've always wanted to try their bacon. ...does that seem weird? xD LOL I told Banana-kun this, and he said it's weird that I say I want to go because of the bacon and not the scenery or anything like that.
Canada is a super cool place to visit I guess :3. My social studies teacher has a toilet from Canada...don't know why I felt like mentioning that, but it's true xD. Katrina-chan likes the anime character Canada from Hetalia, so it's like 10x cooler to go to Canada for her!! That was so cool x3.

 I posted the first two on my deviant art account :3
I named my bear Mr. Alien because he's green. It was funny, since we all got different colors, we were comparing it to all sorts of things. We called Nyu-san's blue bear, Avatart-bear. Except she said since it was blue, it should be more like "Dead-bear" because people are supposedly blue when they die xD. Nyu-san is weird. Rin-chan's white bear was named Albino-bear. Which reminded Luka of the Albino llama thing from Deviant art. Rin-chan said it reminded her more of a polar bear, but liked the idea of an albino bear better, not sure why. Luka-chan said her pink bear was "caucasian"....yea she's stupid xD. I don't understand how she made that connection. So I offered the relation of color to a new born baby :3.

I show the side of Mr. Alien so you can see that he's a pin x3. I stuck him on the hood of Hunny-senpi's bunny hood. I have no where else to put him xD and I thought Hunny-senpi could protect Mr. Alien with his super martial arts skills :3.






Lucka-chan noticed that there was a hole on the butts of all the bears. ....*thinks pervertedly*. Lucka-chan is so gross xD. I said that it makes all the bears female :3. But then Lucka-chan argued that it could just possibly be the butt hole. So I then stated that they are a girl because even if that was the butt hole, the bears still don't have a dick  that thing that separates male from females...
> < I don't know why me and Lucka-chan argue about these things! We're quite competitive :3. Not because we don't get along, but we like to challenge each other. Yea..we we're weird people xD.

Death By Boredom-is it possible? (yes!)

Argh! I'm so bored :\


.....
Argh?  o.o huh, apparently, I'm a pirate now...>.>

xD haha anyways
since I'm bored, I've turned to youtube for entertainment. ^ ^
sigh~ youtube. such a nice plan b. . . x) yea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EK8j96IXuI&feature=feedu
xD pretty funny video.
I love Wong Fu Productions ♥

Anyways, for some reason, as I'm trying to entertain myself..>.> I'm simultaneously groping Exia-Near. xD I wonder if he's comfortable with that (probably not xP).

Which reminds me! I cured Exia-Near \(^o^)/ .....>.> okay so my dad did, but I forced him too ...o.o yea idk where I'm going with this xD.
Oh yea, that also reminds me. X) Exia-Near was gravely "ill". His torso kept coming off, and I was incapable of fixing him OTL. I don't know why, but he kept breaking into two. (his parts are detachable.) So I told my dad to fix it (cuz dads can fix everything xD). Hahaha xD and it turned out I had him on backwards. EPIC FAIL XD!! but yea, that's what happened :P. Exia-Near was hospitalized for quite some time. Good thing Dr. Dad helped b(^w^)d.    .....>.> okay yea I probably sound crazy right now xD since I refer to my backwards torso action figure as an "ill" creature. Lolz xD so yea summing that up makes me realize just how crazy I am. Plus, there's the fact that I'm groping him at the same time x)
Sigh it's late I'm not thinking right ^ ^;;. . . . *looks at the time* o.o;; it's only 9:00 pm. eh heh heh *awkward*.

Lolz so anyways, youtube is working x)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZC3yRE8H5c&feature=feedu
funny stuff xD
who knew you could have so much fun when cooking ramen? lol.
I like Ted's the best. I mean who doesn't want to save $20? XD
Lolz xD but I eat my ramen like that all the time. It's quick and easy :D
And just a random fact, but I think Ted's cute xD. Wes is creatively awesome. And Phil is just funny xD.
Thumbs up for Wong Fu Productions (^ ^)d ...wait this isn't face book x) ....wait I don't even have a facebook. xD haha fail. School's been making me crazy >.> sorry.

*is still groping Exia-Near*

Bwahahahahaha!! ~(OwO)~

wow, blogging has gotten rid of my boredom. Yay :D !

If you had to choose a way to die (and dying in your sleep is an invalid answer) than being killed by assaniation ninjas would be an epic way to die xD!!! Just picture it in the newspaper "Death by Ninjas" !! That would be soo~ cool :D

*has stop molesting Exia-Near, but has now started putting him in weird positions and feels very stupid right now*

Okay, well I should get studying. So this is farewell D:
but I shall be back >:D ! muahaha!!!



*cough cough* okay..>.> so I'm not going to go studying at 9 pm. . . . but I feel the need to do something..not sure what it is yet though...>.>
and no this isn't an excuse to end this entry!


okay maybe it is ^ ^;; but I don't know how to end this entry Dx. so...

CHOOOORRRIIIISSSUUUUUU~~~~~!!!!




k bye xD