ITSLIKEPORNFORYOUREARS //shot

OMIGOSH. LUKA HAS TOTALLY DESTROYED THE LITTLE BIT OF INNOCENCE I HAD LEFT IN ME.

.___. like seriously... youtube raped my ears. omigosh~~! /(^O^)/ *faints. S-sh-she came to my housee, and showed me...things... made me hear... things... many many hot things. and I totally spazzed to death. yup. to DEATH. right now, it's my spirit talking. my soul must share rant about this or else it will never be able to rest peacefully.

Luka-chan absolutely LOVES the internet apparently. combine this love with her love for Hetalia, and you just asked for something more dangerous than fuck. Thanks to her, the two us - and I quote - "were fangasming and fangirling. we vomited rainbows and unicorns <3."

WARNING:
mature content ahead.
perverted content all the way.
yaoi invested.
sounds are superly graphic.

NOT suggested for kids 18 and under. >___<". younger than 18? then go away!
NOT suggested for straight males.
NOT suggested for homophobes...>___>....
NOT suggested for Ronny to read ^ ^;;. go away, Ronny. LOL. dun read this XD.

now, I have officially warned you. all I can say now is:
WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK.
and dun judge me when you do watch it ;A;

....
okay. so you think you can handle what's to come, hmmn >3< ? Tch. Well then, I suggest you turn down the volume - no actually, wear headphones/earplugs instead. You don't want anyone to know you're listening to this xD.

PART ONE. USxUK ♥
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJSjIqnLSak&list=FL0VimFiGYXQGPslVq9W9oXw&index=19&feature=plpp_video

"I... am the hero of kissing" LMAO I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT XD. and then, after that... it got really intimate... XD KUFUFU~~. I was spazzing all over the place. and like omigosh. the things I pictured. subs, man. gotta love the subs =w=b.

PART TWO. USxUK ;w;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQlBG5r8_kk&list=FL0VimFiGYXQGPslVq9W9oXw&index=18&feature=plpp_video

;A; the beginning is like super depressing
eternity is a long time? oh, on the contrary, my love. eternity isn't nearly enough time. ♥.


PART THREE. USxUK GETS ROUGH. >w< .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDDC1U1J6pA&list=FL0VimFiGYXQGPslVq9W9oXw&index=2&feature=plpp_video

KYAAA~~~!!! MY EARSS~!! THIS IS WHERE THINGS GET SERIOUS. OMIGOSH. >//////< . The panting. The noises. Ahhhhg~~. I'ma die at this rate <3. Worst of all, my favorite part is 1:40 to 2:20. LOL. I'm so dirty >//< .


♥♥♥ PURSSIA x AUSTRIA !! ♥♥♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBZO8vFZS_w&list=FL0VimFiGYXQGPslVq9W9oXw&index=17&feature=plpp_video

OH MY GOD, THEY JUST GET RIGHT INTO IT! DON'T THEY?
ITSLIKEPORNFORYOUREARS. >///////////<. Kyaaa~~. I think I just had an eargasm >////<;;
no subs, but like just focus on the sounds. the soundss~~. >w<. like omigosh. the sounds.

DID I MENTION I'M INCREDIBLY DIRTY?

Mondays Suck... but today is an exception :)

I dislike Mondays so very much. I never ever look forward to them, and I find Mondays very stupid. It's the day that ends the weekend and begins the week of school; which means homework xP. And like yea, I could go on ranting forever about why I don't like Mondays, but I'll just get to the point of what I'm really getting at here right now.

TODAY IS LUKA-CHAN'S BIRTHDAY :D !! (which happens to be just six days away from the real Luka's birthday. And six just happens to be the number of Grimmjow. Who happens to be a really hawt guy <3 XD).  and I also had a nice morning ^___^ hee hee~. so Monday was great <3

The day before~ I wrote about how I totally forgot to get her something until the very last minute. So luckily, I have this really nice gift shop nearby my house. Saved my life :'D. This gift shop actually has more wedding-y themed items. However, everything in there is still so cute and danty x3 I just want to buy a whole bunch of stuff I know I'll never use from there ^3^. Always go into gift shops, thrift stores, or antique stores. They surprisingly have great stuff there! You just have to look like in a treasure hunt x3. LOL Anyways, Luka-chan is really into the classic stuff (and victorian age, england, gothic, etc~ type stuff xD). So I found the -what I think to be- perfect gift at the little shop :). A tea set ! LOL Now hold on a second. Don't be thinking about those tiny plastic tea sets little girls play with XD I'm not a cheap person when it comes to friends ! It was actually this really pretty tea set of two cups and two slightly heart shaped plates. Each item has this elaborate flower on it in salmon pink (Luka's favorite shade of pink x3). I believe it's porcelain. And well actually... I have a picture of the tea set ^___^ !

Now I know it's a very crappy pictures. In my defense I had to take it in a rush ! And my camera just sucks to begin with XD. Haha but anyways~, this is what I got Luka-chan for her birthday. And I got it for a steal too ! Only $12 :D ! LOL I had to chose between three different sets before I picked this one. I couldn't decide, so I had called her up. I pretended my aunt was coming for the weekend, and that she loved tea, so I needed to buy a tea set. She surprisingly believed me XD (but then again I'm a bad liar and very gullible, so maybe she did know but pretended xD). Haha so anyways, I ended up buying her this tea set :D. To make it seem like I didn't buy her anything special, I pretended I forgot her birthday XD. And to make up for forgetting, I said I was making her 3 super fattening cupcakes. She called me stupid XD.

I also made her a card. I always personally make cards for friends because it makes things more special that way ^___^. Except for some reason, even though this crazy idiot is my best friend, I couldn't think of anything to write in the card ! My mind was drawing total blanks. I had writers block T^T. LOL So I called her up again. I was real blunt and said, "Ne, woman, I don't know what to write on your card." And she went on about how she wants me to put a yaoi pick of Claude and Sebastian from Black Butler (kuroshitsuji) on it. *facepalm. sigh. How'd I know she would make me do something as crazy as that? //been forced to do weird shit for the past three years I've known her XD. Ever since me and her first met, I believe (can't remember, but I think), she's always asked me to tell her stories. And she always has these weird restrictions to them XD so it's like I'm not even the story teller. LOL so as a special treat, instead of writing some corny birthday message (like I usually do xD), I wrote her a story instead :D. Sigh, but since she had me include that yaoi picture, I couldn't think of anything else to write a story about, but yaoi. You see where this story is going now? XD. Now don't think I'm some kind of weirdo freak pervert ! Because I'm not =3= ... *bursts out laughing* LOL XD Yea I can't hide that from you guys. I'm a total pervvv. I'm even nicknamed H at school~ (because H is how you say ecchi in Japanesu~). In my defense though ! I've never watched yaoi before ! That is if you don't count like the 2 minutes I watched when my dad was randomly flipping through the anime channels on my TV. It was so weird, he flipped to this anime where the scene had this guy pinning another guy to a wall and was about to lick his face/kiss him. And my dad was like intently watching it. I was like "DAD ! What the hell!?" He then turned to me and was all like "That is known as yaoi." And I was like "NO SHIT SHERLOCK >O< !" (of course I didn't literally curse in front of my daddy xD //goody goody) but *facepalmmm my dad is stupid XD. But yea I don't count that as "watching." And also, I've never read yaoi manga before (if you don't count like those two volumes of that one manga xD).

ANYWAYS OFF TOPIC HERE XD.

I wrote Luka-chan a yaoi fanfic for her birthday. LOL And because I was ordered to by the birthday girl herself, I'ma copy and paste the fanfic onto my blog :3. Now I shall just let you know ahead of time, this story makes NO SENSE whatsoever because I kept changing my mind on how I wanted things to take place XD. Sebastian is more of a seme-type character, but I made him an uke (just because I felt like it xD). And Sebastian is also apparently bi in this too. Furthermore, I would rate this as a T+ (following fanfiction.net 's rating system). So don't worry, it's not M x3. I also was too afraid to write in much detail. Because I couldn't handle all the spazzing that was taking place as I was writing this XD. LOL

Warning ! Despite this being only T+ the following is somewhat mature-content-y like, so REFRAIN YOURSELF from reading this if you are 12 and under. I mean try to stay innocent for as long as you can~. Just skip to the bottom. Please and thank you ^___^~.

Anyways, here is the yaoi fanfic I wrote for Luka-chan's birthday. Prepare yourself xD I warned you.

Once upon a time, there were two incredibly stupid girls. These two were bestowed the names, Luka and Emiko. The relationship between the two girls is unknown. Anyways, bored on a random Sunday, the day of the Lord. To defy this holy day, Luka had worn a pair of black cat ears. Emiko w earing a devil red sundress. They went strolling into the forest. Of course, ever since they were little, they were told never to go into the forest. But like I said in the beginning, they were stupid. As they kept getting deeper and deeper into the woods, everything began to get darker. Thrilled and excited by the new creepy aura that filled the air, Luka strived forwards; dragging Emiko along (No like literally dragging her. That Luka was scary strong). Little did they know that, lurking in the forest, were two pairs of eyes closely watching them. Unfortunately, Emiko’s bickering and screaming had stopped them in the midst of their… activities. Obviously, annoyed with this, the glasses wearing one had stepped out from the shadows. Noticing this, Emiko had stopped her shouting. Luka had turned to see what had caused for such silence. There she saw two mischievously sexy males step out from behind the trees. Both wearing butler suits; the mark of a demon in this land. In unison, Luka and Emiko had started to scream… like total fangirls! “So sexy!! Kyaaa~! Demons are so hawt !” the two started shouting together. Both rolling on the ground and spazzing. An amused grin took shape on the two demons’ faces. “My, how interesting. Wouldn’t you agree, Claude?” spoke the demon with hair as black as the depths of hell. “Oh yes,  Sebastian. Out of all the centuries placed on this god forsaken land, I have never seen such odd specimens of human beings,” replied the devil in glasses. With a slight embarrassed cough, the two got up from the ground, and dusted themselves off.  “Ne, Luka, have you ever seen a demon before?” Emiko had whispered with a slight hint of worry. “No, but who cares. They’re totally hot.” Ignorantly replied Luka, unaware of the potential danger. Sebastian looked straight into Luka’s eyes. The demon had found his prey. He walked towards her, closing the distance between them, and wrapped one slim figure around her chin. A devilish gleam in his eyes. Casually leaning forward, he whispered into her ear, “May I say, you look rather tasty this fine evening.” Feeling unusually complimented, Luka had giggled. Claude had just rolled his eyes at the fool of a demon, annoyed he had made the first move onto the fair lady.  “Tch. What a bastard.” thought Claude, “He only likes her cat ears.” There Claude had sat on the ground, sulking with his loss. With lack of attention from a sexy demon, Emiko had  also sat on the floor. Sebastian, realizing the dull mood in the air, had concocted  a rather mischievous plan. “Madam?” Sebastian had spoke, carelessly petting the fake cat ears upon Luka’s head. “Hm?” Luka had responded. “Would you like to see…  a show?” “What kind of show?” “A brilliant performance between two males.” Interested, Luka had agreed to see it. Sebastian had leaned towards Claude, and whispered something into his ear. With an approving nod, Claude had gotten up. Luka had taken the notion to sit down next to Emiko. The two demons had positioned themselves in front of the two ladies. Then Sebastian had moved towards Claude, loosening his tie. As he was doing so, Claude had cupped Sebastian’s face with his left hand, tilting it upwards. “Focus here instead.” Claude had seductively whispered, licking his lips. Sebastian grinned, “If you so wish.” Slowly, the two leaned in closer  to each other when finally their lips touched.  An electrifying sensation coursed through them, and they began to get a little rougher.  Claude had bitten Sebastian’s lips, begging for entrance. Unwilling to control the desire, Sebastian separated his lips, letting Claude’s tongue slip in.   His demonousity taking over, Sebastian had taken a nibble at Claude’s supple lips. “Tch. You whore.” Claude gasped as he felt the slight sting of Sebastian’s bite. Blood started to trickle from the edge of his mouth. To get back at Sebastian, Claude had made the first move to strip him of the bastard of an obstacle separating Claude from skin contact; clothing. The whole time, Luka and Emiko sat there closely together, spazzing. Their eyes wanting the unspeakable. Sebastian’s chest and well built abs was then exposed to the dangers of what Claude could do. Kissing Sebastian’s mouth, he continued going downwards toward his stomach, and then even lower. “Nughhnn.” Sebastian moaned. He couldn’t stand that this glasses wearing brick was making feel such pleasure.  Sebastian tried to release Claude of his binding clothes. Claude only smirked, and with one hand, he pinned down both of Sebastian's hands. With his free hand, he reached for Sebastian’s pants. All the while, kissing him gently on the lips. Pissed, Sebastian had pushed Claude so that he was now on top. Sebastian ripped Claude’s clothing off, annoyed with its presence. He was going to make Claude moan so loud that the even God will hear him in the heavens for pay back of embarrassing him so just a few minutes ago. He had taken his tongue and…

“AHHHHHHHHHH~!!” screamed Luka as she jolted awake, scaring the living crap out of Emiko.
“What the hell, woman?!” yelled a pissed off Emiko.
“I just had the craziest dream!” Luka said.

THE END

<3

LOL so as you can see it wasn't that perverted of a story ^_^. Haha or you might believe otherwise XD. Don't really matter to me. This is my blog after all :3. And since this entry is getting really long due to the story, I'ma just end it here :P.All you need to understand from this entry today is that Mondays have the possibility to be great :'D. I know it seemed impossible, but it can actually be done! YAY~ XD LOL but Mondays are seriously rarely ever good.

Oh, and Luka-chan really liked her gift. I think between the tea set and the yaoi fanfic, I think she liked the yaoi fanfic more XD ROFL. YUP ! My best friend is a perv. LOL <3.
But I know she liked the tea set too ^___^. Because well she said she did XD. And because she likes tea :D and tea cups because of Kuroshitsuji and whatnot~. So yea, don't think I got her this outrageously weird/odd gift, and she didn't like it. I know what my friends like~ *smirk. x3.

Anyways, I need to sleeppp because I am unfortunately human :3. Haha so I hope you enjoyed~ ;D.
Bye peoples~ <3

Interrogation Time...for Emiko!?! x3

LOL SO I POSTED UP CHAPTER 3 OF THE INTERROGATION TIME!! YOU SHOULD GO READ IT~~ <33

Hahah sooo~ like two months ago xD I had some of my friends come up with questions for me instead of vice versa. Here are the questions and answers below~. The format of it might be weird and unlike the interrogation time questions because I was too lazy to edit and convert them. So~ enjoy (?) xDD

Katrina-chan's Questions

1. Would you rather have your vital regions invaded by Prussia or get locked into a closet with France?

V-vital regions O_______O;; ??

Erm….I think I’d rather get locked in a closet with France. If he gets pervy, I think I can take him on >:D

2. Who's worse, Yammy or Maria Ismail? (sorry if I got the girl's name wrong, I couldn't remember what it was… if you don't know who I'm talking about, it's that girl from Gundam that Emiko hates ^ ^)

MARINA ISMAIL !!!! XDD SHE’S DEFINITELY WORSE THAN YAMMY!!! lol

That woman is trying to steal meh man!! Of course I’d hate her the most :O

Plus, she’s suuupppperrr stupid~~!! I just don’t like her. Sigh~ I’m so mean xD

(ps. I have actual reasons for not liking her character. Don’t think I dislike her just because she flirts with Setsu-kun. I’m not shallow/crazy like that. xDD)

3. World War 3 happens cuz Prussia came back for his revenge. You:

A) Fight against him

B) Team up with him

C) Proclaim permanent neutrality

D) Kill everyone

E) Go live in outer space

F- I’ll go slap some sense into Prussia, and say “YO! THIS IS MY COUNTRY! BACK OFF!!” xDD lolol Revenge is stupid~~~!!

4. What does frying pan + ax + knife +

AK 47 + pasta + maple syrup + hamburger + scone + *insert censored object here* equal?

IT EQUALS TO EPIC MOMENT TIME!!!! XDDDDD

6. If your real siblings were anime characters, who would they be? (what I mean is pick however many siblings you have, and replace them w/ anime characters; and if you're an only child, do whatever you want)

Hmmm~~~ this is a tough question xD lol.

Well my sister would be…like Kon from Bleach, but not as cute xDD. She’s super annoying, conceited, and talks too much. LOL xD (I’m so mean to my sister xD)

My little brother, Za., would be like …Keigo Asano from bleach. He’s really hyper, talkative, and weird like that guy xDD.

My littlest brother, Ga., would be like ...lol idk xD there’s not many baby characters I know. But maybe like Choiji from Naruto. He eats a lot, and is super jolly and hyper xDD.

7. What did France do to Number 5? (I'm talking about Question 5, not Nnoitora)

Haha Questions 5 was scarred for life because France raped it or France scared it away with his weird pervy-ness. xDDD Or maybe they went to go have tea together or skinny dipping xDDD. Lol idk.  A date perhaps?? France could do a number of things to cause Question 5 to disappear XD.

Jessa-chan's Questions

1. You found out Nyu’s biggest secret (ex: her crush, weird habit, etc.), and she said she would do anything for you to not tell anyone. What would you ask her to do?

LOLOL THIS IS AN EASY QUESTION!!!!

I WOULD FORCE HER TO WEAR A DRESS!! >:D MUAHAHAHA~~!!

2.  Ai ran away from New Jersey, and went to the state you live in. She had came to your house first, what would you do with her?

I WOULD NEVER LET HER LEAVE >:D MUAHAHA~~~!!!

AI-CHAN IS MINE >:D !!

3. If Gleek asked you and your friends to a Glee concert, would you go? Why/why not?

If I get to go for free then sure :D :D *is a total free loader*

Buuuut if he made me pay than no. I’m too cheap to pay for that xDD especially since I’m not a crazy fan like Gleek-kun.

4. You and Rin are at a hotel, and you see that Rin’s crush and you crush are talking to each other. They spot you two looking at them, and they come up to you guys. (You two are obviously starting to get nervous, and turning light pink.) However, your crush is in love with Rin, and Rin’s crush is in love with you. What do you do?

I’d punch him :V

LOL that’s what I’d want to do at least. If my crush were to like Rin-chan then I’d be kind of frustrated and upset that I’d want to punch him xDD *is apparently violent*.

Haha but since I can’t punch the guy I like then I would hmm….

I’d first of all have to reject Rin-chan’s crush because I cannot take another friend’s guy. That’s just not right :\ .

After that there’s not much to do…. I guess I’d have to find a new crush(?) xD LOL IDK! This question is difficult :3

5. If Emiko and Luka are drunk, and the two have to go home, who do you think is going to drive? (How much each person is drunk is up to you to decide.)

I’D DRIVE !!!   <--- NO OTHER ANSWER!!

If a drunk Luka were to drive, WE’D ALL DIE !!!! And I don’t mean just the two of us!!! She’s probably going to drive up sidewalks and crash into buildings and hit trees.

Damn with that woman she’ll probably crash through a building, cause it to combust and fall over, thus, causing it to crash on top of hundreds of people.

LOL XD PLUS~ SINCE I WAS A CHILD (about 7) I PRMOSIED MYSELF TO NEVER GET DRUNK XDDD
(a lot of people have little faith that I can uphold this promise :V)

So this scenario is invalid :3

6.  Choco and Pari are at Katrina’s house, and a lightning bolt hits a tree to block the front door. Unfortunately, that was your only exit. How will you get everyone out of the house without breaking anything or digging up stuff?

Open a window and jump out, DUH xD

LOL or use meh almighty phone to call the helpful police people :3

Or email Nyu-san to come and destroy the retarded tree! xD

Or I could call Setsu-kun to come use Exia to move the tree.

Or I could get Grimmjow to cero the damn tree away.

xDDD THERES SO MANY POSSIBILITIES~!!!

7. On a scale of 1-100 (1 being the least), how good of a friend is Jessa? What do you plan to do for her birthday? (please answer the question for everyone.) 

LOL This is an unfair questions :V it’s like blunt favoritism being shown in a mathematical way.

Hmmm~ but if I had to decide ….I guess you’d be a 94%
because you're super helpful with homework and school work and stuff.
but the 6% you lost was due to that you used to spam me (though you've gotten better), and stuff and yea~.
I got you one of those Russian doll things :D

For Luka-chan I’d have to honestly say 95%
She's so lost into the anime world that I've lost a lot of her~. But we're still best friends (I think..depends on her), so this number will vary depending on my mood xD.
I giver her my love for my birthday xD.

For Rin-chan I’d have to rate her as ..hm..95% (?)
The 5% she lost was because she doesn't hang out with me that much anymore D:
Always with Luka-chan~ :PIdk what I plan for her birthday. Probably something to do with purple or Len.

For Gleek-kun…he’d have to be…idk..xD I’ve only known for a year. But he’s probably in the 85~90% area :3
He’s not a perfect 100% though because he has also started spamming me and for some reason he has the annoying habit of pointing his finger (or object in general) close to my face.
I think I’ll do something glee related(?). But he said he didn't want anything~. So I gave him the privlege to breathe the same air as me :3

For Katrina-chan she’s perhaps…98% (?)
She’s only like 2% away because she doesn’t spam me that often …well not with annoying or boring messages at least xD. And if I don’t reply to her spam, she doesn’t bug me about it for days. She just moves on. I like that :D.
O.O I’m not even sure when her birthday is…LOL But I would so totally try my hardest to get her some super epic Hetalia related item :D :D :D

For Choco-chan I’d give her 100% :D :D :D
She helps me with anything I ask about. And she’s super nice and doesn’t insult/smack me or tell me to shut up :D :D

For Pari-chan I’d also give her a 99.99999…%
Not 100% because we don't talk that often, so I don't have a complete reason. But she's pretty damn close to a 100!!
I love her for putting up with all the random crap I tell her. I also bug her with long ass emails, but she reads them anyways :D. And she never spams me xDDD

For Banana-kun (does he count in your question or is it only in my opinion? :3) I'd give him 100% :)reasons shall be known to me only :3 cuz I feel like being mean at the moment xD

Pari-chan's Questions

1) if u can kill one of ur friends who would it be? y??

Hmmm....LOL XD IDK! Killing is mean ^ ^;;...

If I mention a name, they'd be upset. I don't want frowny faces :3

2) if i liked the person u liked, what would u do to me? (telll me the truth!!!)

LOL XD I'll totally kick your ass. 

Haha It's the best woman wins >:D And I'll try my best to beat you, woman~!
So don't think I'll go easy on ya just because your meh friend xDD

But if he ended up picking you, I can see why he would. I mean you're super pretty, cool, funny, and just plain epic <33
If you make him happy. And he makes you happy. Then I'll be happy :D :D

So if you beat me, you beat me. There's nothing I can do about it.

But if you were to beat me unfairly than I'll kill ya ;D

3) what is the first thing that comes to mind when i say MONKIES?? what about BANNANAS???

First thought that comes to mind when you say "MONKIES" is that you spelled monkeys wrong xDDD LOLOL

First thought that comes to mind when you say "BANANAS" is Banana-kun :3

And then second thought would be about how my aunt doesn't like Bananas because of their "texture." Third thought would be about how bananas can make people think super pervertedly xD. Fourth thought would be the actual fruit. xDDD

haha xD I answered a lot for this question. Do I get bonus points?? :D :D

4) when u think pervy, what is the first color that comes to mind? y?

Hmm...red....or white....

^ ^;; I would explain why....but I'll be seen as gross xDDD

5) if u were to pick a culture... what would u pick???? (tiwanies...lolz xD)

...I ...am...Taiwanese....already ....o.o 

lol you spelled Taiwanese wrong. xDD you need to work on spelling. lolol

Anyways, back to your question. I like being Taiwanese :D :D It sounds cool, and the culture is cool, and it's just awesome.

Being part Vietnames would be cool too! LOL Because Rey-kun (from youtube (Rey Hayabusa)) is Vietnamese. xDD 

LOL BUT WAIT! I am already part Vietnamese.

HAHA xDD So I am happy with my culture/race/ethnicity~~~ <333

6) wat do u think of ur self?

I THINK OF MYSELF AS A GOD~~!! :D :D 

You should know that already x3

LOLOL~~~

Choco-chan's Questions

1. What do you do during your free time (i'm honestly curious, especially after what u told me in science
:( )?

LOL I don’t really know how to explain what I do during my free time. xDD

Umm…hmm…I guess in my free time I play on DCW and talk to Banana-kun. Sometimes I go onto my blog to write an entry. Other times I go surfing around on deviant art. I also reply to the mass amount of emails that seem to pile up in my inbox xD.

Haha xD I should do something productive like read a book or study. . . buuuut~ I’m too lazy for that. Lolol I’m such a terrible nerd xD.

2. Do you enjoy being pervy?

Yesh~! :D

It makes life funnier to live xDD. Gives you a whole new prospective of things~.

Haha but I am not trying to convince people to become pervy. It’s just my way of life :3.

If you do somehow end up becoming perverted minded, I would suggest to go for the fun perv instead of the creepy perv xD.

3. How would you react if you woke up to be a really hideous guy, say afatsum? [hehe]  {NOTE: name was disguised for identity reasons :3}

LOLOL XDDD

I WOULD DIE~!

To look like that guy would probably be my worst night mare :3

Lolol~ I’m so mean xDD.

4. What would you do if all the alarm clocks in the world ended up in your house and started ringing? [?????]

I would take a hammer and smash them all~.

DIE ALARM CLOCKS DIE~!!! XD

5. How's Life?

It’s super awesome~~~!!! :D

Filled with lots of smiles and retarded moments <333

6. What color do you like the least? Why?
I actually like all the colors~ some more than others, but I don’t dislike any of them. But if I had to pick one it’d be "Marina Ismail purple" or "Yammy Brown"

xDDD LOL let me explain!

"Marina Ismail purple" is the shade of purple in which Marina’s outfit is mostly made up of. I’m terrible at explaining colors, so just go look up Marina Ismail on google.

"Yammy brown" is the disgustingly revolting shade of his skin. xDDD

LOL So the shade of brown that relates to Yammy is gross because Yammy is gross :) 

Sigh~ My Friends Are Total Pervs

LOL the title is quite self explanatory xDD

Today, was just crazy. My friends are crazy. I swear, I sometimes wonder why the heck I hand out with these people. Oh, wait, it's cuz I'm slightly crazy too :P.

Anyways, I don't know why, but my friends are like addicted to the word "balls." Er- no wait, that's describing it badly. Today, my friends (Luka-chan and Rin-chan specifically) kept using phrases with the word "balls" in it. Hmm...that doesn't sound too pleasant either xD. erm- um... LOL I'll try to explain(?).

For example, in gym, my group of friends had decided to sit on the floor and talk (like a bunch of bums). After fail-ly practicing for my upcoming pacer test, I had also sat down with them. (it was fail because my form of practicing was Nyu-san chasing me xD). However, the place my friends had decided to sit at was at the outer end of where people were playing volleyball. Thus, every now and then a volleyball would fly at us. Rin-chan got so annoyed that she shouted out "WATCH WHERE YOUR DAMN BALLS GO!!" um  ^ ^;;.....I don't know why she didn't just move :P
Yea, she put a real big emphasis on balls. It was intentional too. Sigh~ the people I hang out with are so terrible xD. There were also several other references to the somewhat inappropriate word, but I can't really remember them at the moment. *has a fail memory*

Luka-chan also started calling me a "cocky bastard" today because apparently I'm conceited xD. I had gotten in trouble in math class for not paying attention (yup meh, the nerd got in trouble :P shocking, ne?). So afterwards, Luka-chan was laughing at meh, and asked why I wasn't paying attention. I was like "Pfft~ I already know all the answers, so I didn't feel the need to pay attention." (I was bored, and started sharpening pencils :P) Luka-chan thought I was being a "cocky bastard" apparently, and repeatedly called me that for the entire day xD. The part she found so funny about calling me a cocky bastard was that it was an "unintentional pun." How? Well...bastard refers to boys/men/guys. Cocky has the root word of cock. So~ putting two and two together, it's technically a "pun." And haha xD it was requested by  Luka-chan for me to include her "ingenious" pun into my blog.

Which brings me back to the conclusion that my friends are perverted weirdos :3.

Oh, and Luka-chan drew meh a picture during science class today. (LOL for "nerds" we don't have good participation xD)

It's super pretty :D. Or at least it would be if she didn't include the weird make up and the loose kimono :3. The make up and kimono makes her look slutty. It originally was thought up of as Miku. However, since my character is Miku, but green, this picture somehow became an image of me. ^ ^;; the disturbing part about this is that it's prostitute version of "me." I find that quite offensive xD lol. But the picture is pretty cool, so I guess it's okay(?)...well no not really. I don't like being thought up of (or drawn as) a prostitute ^ ^;; because that's gross...
Anyways, you can see that Luka-chan wrote about how she messed up "my" ears. Haha, but the confusing part is that I don't even see ears xD. So I'm utterly baffled there, but oh well~.

Oh! I got my report card today. I. Totally. Failed. OTL.
Last year I ended with a (semi) beautiful grade of 97. However, this first marking period I got a overall grade average of 92.50 TT^TT. WTF?? Sigh~ I'm seriously pissed off at this :\. I'm gonna try harder now! I hate failure. It's just so damn annoying. I got pretty good-ish grades in my classes.
English - 93
Spanish - 94
Social Studies - 96
Math - 97
Earth Science - 85

OTL That was the grade that killed me. TT^TT wtf stupid 85. Curse you, bloody stupid 85!!

...damn...being a nerd is total pain in the bum :V. Getting a good grade makes you so depressed xD.
I won't be satisfied unless I get a 100 (curse of a nerd) xDD lolol which isn't likely for me, but I can dream right? ^3^

Requested Answers

LOL XD So my friends are incredibly weird, and wanted me to fill out the answers to my newest interview. I think this request is really stupid because of the type of questions listed xD, but just to please them, I'll answer the questions anyways. Haha xD so prepare for some fail answers, and enjoy the read~

ps. you should go check out the answers my friends wrote in the "Interrogation Time!" page I created if you haven't already :D

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

It’s Emiko H. Seiei~~ :D please remember this. ^ ^

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

I would like to think so …..

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

People pick on her too much!!! It’s incredible how she can still live after being harassed so much all the time!! xD

4. You were on a hiking trip with Emiko. If Emiko was hanging off of a cliff, and you had the choice of saving her or your last supply of food that was also apparently hanging off the cliff. Would you save Emiko or the food? (if you pick food, Emiko  will understand xD)

Hmm…save myself…or save the food…?? Er- well this is a tough one xD.

Okay, final answer: Depends on what kind of food I’m saving :D

5. BANANA! 

So many things in my life can be connected to this one word~ xD

(a stupid guy I know, my aunt hates this fruit, it’s one of my friend’s favorite color, Rin’s boyfriend/husband, and etc~ xD)

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues? 

erm- I…I don’t know how I would feel about getting my boobs chopped off ^ ^;; …

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

Bite his dick off, duh :3

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

OBVIOUSLY SOCK MONKEYS!! THEY WILL COME ALIVE AND KILL YOU!!!

9. I less than three you :)

I love myself :D (narcissist~~ x3)

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her? 
I would just give her the money xD. That way she can just buy the damn thing herself.

11. Do you even remember Emiko‘s birthday??

Nope :D. My memory is fail, and I usually need to have the google calendar remind me :)

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

LOL XD I WOULD FREAK OUT!! Buuut~ last time I checked, I don’t have a dick :T so no worries~ x3

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

I’d mass produce it and give send it to all my friends :D

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

I’d steal all her soap :3 so that way she’ll smell like crap >:D

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

LOLOL XD EWW~~!! I think of my old social studies teacher xDD He was sooo hairy >__<

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in your closet 

D) throw Emiko  at the mob

I pick E)throw a gorilla warlord at the mob ^ ^ That way I can trip them all with a hairy creature >:D

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

-brain failure-

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

No I didn’t have fun! It was hard! I mean, do you know how hard it is to answer interview questions when it directly involves YOURSELF in the questions?? and no I don’t love you. You’re a total idiot for even doing this xDD

A Normal Sunday

Today was normal :3 well for my family at least. All I did today was go on the computer, watch an epic movie, and took a nap xD. Um...but I guess I'll go into detail about the events I did today. I have nothing better to do xD (I could study...but I don't feel like it :P).

After breakfast, I went straight on the computer. LOL xD yesh, the computer is my life <3 (which is...kinda sad ^ ^;;). I started playing on DCW again. So little people said they missed me :( but haha xD I was only gone for about 7 days, so that's not enough time for someone miss another very much. Oh! Since I'm back on DCW, I started talking to Banana-kun again :D. Which I think is good news xD. I had a fun conversation with him today....but he's so weird ^ ^;; lol he finds me weird too, so I guess we're even. Banana-kun called me a Grandmama Emi -___-;; and asked me to be his mom (DCW has this family thing where everyone can form their own family or something like that). He makes me feel so old at times xp. I think it's disturbing that we like to tease each other about being an old person xD. Hm...I really wonder what Banana-kun looks like though ^ ^. It'd be funny if he was ugly xD (i don't think that u are tho Banana-kun! So don't yell at me later xD). LOL I just remembered something. Since he kept calling me Grandmama Emi, I called him Grandpa Banana. I said this with perverted thinking intended by the way x). ROFL XD He was very disturbed by the name. It made me laugh like crazy. Banana-kun is so perverted~ to be thinking wrongly about the name. But he says I'm more perverted; which is true x3. Er.. okay okay, enough about Banana-kun, let's move on xD (I worry that this post will be too long is I keep talking about him :P)
Like I said before, I watched a very good movie today with my dad. It was titled, Shaolin. It had Jackie Chan in it! xD I love Jackie Chan. He's so cool. However, Jackie Chan wasn't the main character in this movie, more of a side character in my opinion. But he made the movie cooler nonetheless x). Shaolin was a historical movie, I believe, about the Shaolin temple. I'm not sure of the time period or what historical event it was about ^ ^;;. I just know that the movie was super good! :D The movie involved monks. I think monks are cool, not sure why xD. The movie was funny, ironic, dramatic, sad, and I love all the action in it. Thus, I think you should go watch it if you ever get the chance :)
After the movie, my whole family took a nap xD. Yup, there are times in my family where we all just kinda fall asleep and take a nap at the same time. I've once woken up earlier then the rest during one of these napping moments, and everyone looks so cute x3 even though their drooling and snoring :P. My dad is the one who sleeps the funniest xD. He always snores super loud, and has his mouth wide open. It reminds me of those movies, where flies fly into the person's mouth xD. I don't know why I think of these things ^ ^;;
And to end my day, I had subway for dinner :D. I always order the Spicy Italian, but they put a lot of peppers in my sandwich this time. It was super spice > < but really yummy ^w^

Oh, I made myself a wiki page on DCW xD I thought it would be pretty interesting to show you guys, so I'ma give ya the link. http://www.detectiveconanworld.com/wiki/User:Emiko_Seiei
special thanks to Nyu-san for helping me put the picture on my wiki :D

Oh my gosh! I almost forgot! I found this really interesting blog that I think you should check out: Myself ~Ai Suigetsu :D super cool stuff on that blog.

Macbook Stolen

Some guy had his macbook stolen right from his own apartment! How do you let that happen? xD Anyways, the guy who got his macbook stolen (let's call him "that/the guy" xD so original right?) had this smart idea of using an app called Hidden. Apparently, he is able to take pictures of the thief who has his macbook without the thief knowing. The pictures are quite hilarious really.
Like for example this picture:

"That guy" writes: I really don’t want to know what this guy is doing with my MacBook.

Me - being the perverted person that I am - started cracking up like crazy. I'm not sure what "that guy" was thinking about when he wrote that, but I was thinking of ....hm... I don't really think I should say. xD Sorry, but I'll leave it up to your imaginations to figure it out. ;) *coughcoughporncough*

My dad showed me the blog of the person who's laptop got stolen, and he told me that the picture above was the most popular one. It took all of my will power not to bust out laughing xD. No matter how old I get, just the suggestion of perverted stuff is award when I'm with my dad. Lolz, he has no clue that I'm kind of perverted, and it shall stay that way.

Eventually "the guy" was able to gather enough information for the police to catch the thief. 

Wow, I don't know what's more fail:

Getting your Macbook stolen right out of your own apartment

or

Stealing a laptop, all the while not knowing that the person you stole from can take pictures of you, and know what you're doing on it.

xD what do you think?

I think it was pretty cool that "the guy" was able to get his macbook back, humilate the thief, and get the thief arrested. :D

ps. I keep puting quotes around "the/that guy" so you can tell that I'm talking about the guy who got his macbook stolen xD

pss. if you want to see more information about this then click the following link: http://thisguyhasmymacbook.tumblr.com/