Requested Answers

LOL XD So my friends are incredibly weird, and wanted me to fill out the answers to my newest interview. I think this request is really stupid because of the type of questions listed xD, but just to please them, I'll answer the questions anyways. Haha xD so prepare for some fail answers, and enjoy the read~

ps. you should go check out the answers my friends wrote in the "Interrogation Time!" page I created if you haven't already :D

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

It’s Emiko H. Seiei~~ :D please remember this. ^ ^

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

I would like to think so …..

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

People pick on her too much!!! It’s incredible how she can still live after being harassed so much all the time!! xD

4. You were on a hiking trip with Emiko. If Emiko was hanging off of a cliff, and you had the choice of saving her or your last supply of food that was also apparently hanging off the cliff. Would you save Emiko or the food? (if you pick food, Emiko  will understand xD)

Hmm…save myself…or save the food…?? Er- well this is a tough one xD.

Okay, final answer: Depends on what kind of food I’m saving :D

5. BANANA! 

So many things in my life can be connected to this one word~ xD

(a stupid guy I know, my aunt hates this fruit, it’s one of my friend’s favorite color, Rin’s boyfriend/husband, and etc~ xD)

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues? 

erm- I…I don’t know how I would feel about getting my boobs chopped off ^ ^;; …

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

Bite his dick off, duh :3

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

OBVIOUSLY SOCK MONKEYS!! THEY WILL COME ALIVE AND KILL YOU!!!

9. I less than three you :)

I love myself :D (narcissist~~ x3)

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her? 
I would just give her the money xD. That way she can just buy the damn thing herself.

11. Do you even remember Emiko‘s birthday??

Nope :D. My memory is fail, and I usually need to have the google calendar remind me :)

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

LOL XD I WOULD FREAK OUT!! Buuut~ last time I checked, I don’t have a dick :T so no worries~ x3

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

I’d mass produce it and give send it to all my friends :D

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

I’d steal all her soap :3 so that way she’ll smell like crap >:D

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

LOLOL XD EWW~~!! I think of my old social studies teacher xDD He was sooo hairy >__<

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in your closet 

D) throw Emiko  at the mob

I pick E)throw a gorilla warlord at the mob ^ ^ That way I can trip them all with a hairy creature >:D

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

-brain failure-

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

No I didn’t have fun! It was hard! I mean, do you know how hard it is to answer interview questions when it directly involves YOURSELF in the questions?? and no I don’t love you. You’re a total idiot for even doing this xDD

Love is all I have

ROFL XD I feel terribly bad for Luka-chan~.

She's one of my best friends.
She helps me with my homework.
I like calling her for homework help because
1. she has good answers xD. even if she says she just b.s. all of her homework, it always sounds legit and smart.
2. she knows how incredibly retarded and lazy I am, and will help me xD plus her explanations are nice and easy to understand. (unlike Nyu-san's who makes you want to say "wtff? that makes no sense xD". or like Rin-chan who knows I'm lazy and can do it myself, so she leaves me to die w/ the problem.)
and
3. everything is strictly to the point with her xD. No beating around the bush or unsure answer. (unlike Nyu-san where you never get to the answer of things because she's always going on about food or something xD. or Rin-chan who confuses me even more at times with her weird logic xD)

So Luka-chan is my go to person for homework and projects xD
(nyu-san is my food/music/anime critic. rin-chan is my therapist lol. katrina-chan is also my homework helper and anime fan talk person xD)

I also ask Luka-chan for drawing requests. :D She's super good at drawing (in my opinion)!
Check out Luka-chan's art at Deviantart.com

I feel incredibly bad though ^ ^;;. I ask so much from her(or that's what she complains about), but I don't have anything to give her.

It's quite funny though xD. Whenever I ask her for something, she'll always be like "What do I get in return?" Note: Luka-chan may help me with all of this stuff, but her work is never free xD. So to think of her as a super generous person would be a semi-off impression x3.

To be honest, I'm like dead poor xD. I have money from my job and allowance, but I choose not to spend it on anything. I'm saving it up for college, or extra expenses I'll need for when I go to college, or for a car, or things like that. My friends think I'm crazy for doing that though xD. They can't wait to spend money on desired objects :3.

Anyways, back on topic. Since I'm theoretically flat broke, I always have to repay Luka-chan with things I already have.
So messages to her about doing favors/requests would sound something like this:


I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU DO THIS FAVOR FOR MEHH


And her replies would be like:
Why the f*** would I want your love?!? -___-;; You know how useless that is to me?!


I'll reply with something stupid like:

LOL I always say i'll love you cuz i'm like broke and worthless, so i have like no shit to give you.

and love is the only thing i really got to give xDDDD

Than she'll ask the quite reasonable question of:
lolz what makes you think i want your love?? XDDDDDDD


So my idiotic response would be like:
LOL xD nothing makes me think you do

but like i sed it's all i got,

so u take it or ya leave it xDD

Luka-chan will meanly say:
Haha I'll definitely leave it xD you fail woman.


^LOL xD yuup~ that's how things usually go. Love is all I have~. But Luka-chan apparently doesn't want it. xD But she should count herself lucky because it's a valuable offer x).


Thus, I feel terribly bad that she helps me all the time, and all she gets is my love xD
Haha but it just shows that we're super good friends xD haha or just really weird ones~.

Har har

Still working on my stupid Spanish project. Who knew it was so hard to do a power point project on Paraguay? xP. I only have like 2 more slides to do though! Yay!! :D

I talked to him today, like usual. Interesting conversation we had. I wish I could change what I said. Sigh~ I'm so hopeless orz. I would mention what it was about, but he reads meh blog, so that'd be very dangerous xD.

Ai-chan and I have reached a depressing point in our lives though. Our "love lives" are ending in doom, and it's terrible. I hope her guy will talk to her tomorrow. Sigh~ this really sucks xP.
(visit Ai-chan's blog plz: http://thetrueidentityofmyself.blogspot.com/)

Anyways, started reading MPD Psycho. It's kind of confusing at first, but it becomes clearer as you read further. I think it's pretty interesting.
Go check it out: http://www.thespectrum.net/manga_scans/?preview=manga_MPD-Psycho
Except, I do not suggest it to people who don't like murder/mystery/detective involving stories.
Here's a summary of what it's about (which I stole from cosplay holic, which she probably stole from wikipedia xD): When Detective Kobayashi Yosuke was assigned to the case of a serial killer who dismembered his victims, he never thought his own girlfriend would later become one of the victims. She was said to have been mutilated but kept alive; the trauma of which began to make Yosuke lose his sanity. As a result, he developed a dissociative identity disorder, with two main personalities being a cool headed detective known as Amamiya Kazuhiko, and a reckless psychopath named Nishizono Shinji.


On a further note, my sister just got punished and now has internet restrictions >:3 I feel bad for her though. She's more addicted to the internet than I am xD LOL.


Anyways, this post was posted just to post something xD so it gives a  lil' bit of an incomplete feeling and it's random, but oh well.

Gotta go do homework. Don't want my internet to be taken away too ^ ^;;
might post again later today though :3

Ciaossu~

I'm an Idiot

I am such an idiot!! TT~TT am I cursed or something?

I just got a reply email from K., and guess what it said?

It turns out he called me THREE times!!!! And I didn't pick up my damn cell phone a single time in one of those three calls. You wanna know why?

No, it wasn't that my ringer was turned off. I actually put it on max volume just in case he did call.

It also wasn't because I was napping or something (which I do often ^ ^;; many people find it odd that I take naps.)

And it wasn't because I didn't feel like answering him or something. 

IT WAS BECAUSE I ACCIDENTLY GAVE HIM THE WRONG PHONE NUMBER!!!!

TT~TT why am I such an idiot?!?!?! Who does that? Now I feel bad. If it's true and he does like me (judging from what many of my friends say) then he probably had to spend an hour to muster up lots of courage before he dialed my number, and he probably stood there in silence, holding his breath, and waited for the sound of that waiting tone to stop. And then to hear that person's voice say "Sorry, but that person is not available at the moment....blah blah blah." He just let's out all that held in breath, and feel upset. . . . .Well that's what I do when I call him at least xD. So perhaps he does the same thing? ^ ^;; or do guys do something different when they wait for their crush to pick up?

Sigh~ so I sent him an email saying I accidently gave him the wrong number and gave him the right number. However, to avoid any mistakes like that again, I also called him just in case. But that didn't turn out too well. He  was probably busy or something. I don't know. Because the phone called turned out weird. I called him, said "hi." Explained that I thought calling him would be easier for him to get my number. And then, he just said "Ok". I hate it when guys do that. When they do, it just makes things harder to reply or keep the conversation going. Then he mumbled a few words, that I think was a goodbye, and I hung up. He might have been busy though because when I looked at the time, it was around dinner time for most people. So I feel like a giant idiot now :( . This is why I don't like talking on the phone with him. I'm always too nervous, and my brain starts to malfunction. And I can't think of what to say. So I just say "Bye." and hang up. It makes me feel so lame TT^TT. Um... but let's just hope the next phone conversation turns out better ^ ^.