Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Today I'm Happyyy~

First off, I want to say. AWWW <3333!!!! I FEEL SO LOVED DAMMIT!! TTwTT
When I wrote my post about crying, all my friends asked me if I was okay. Kyaaa~ I'm glad people care about me TTwTT *tears of joy* //emotional. LOL But there's nothing to worry. I mean it's true that I do bottle some things up, but doesn't everybody? I didn't write that post the other day because I broke down into depression or something. I just got emotional after watching a drama :'). What I said was still true~ in my post. But there's nothing for you to worry about ^___^

Anyways

Wah~ I didn't post yesterday (even though a lot happened).
I was busy~ ..uh what was I busy with? ...chatting with friends.
LMAO I HAVE A LIFE TOO YA KNOW !! XD
So yea~ I was like chatting with five different people. Sigh. My fingers aren't fast enough !! oh ew >__>. lolol sorry perverted thinking there for  a second.
Anyways ! like I mentioned earlier, a lot happened yesterday~. I went to Luka-chan's house! Rin-chan and Katrina-chan was there too. ^____^. Haha it was fun. We had to practice for our Spanish restaurant skit performance on Tuesday (ehyuck~! xP). But it was fun practicing XD so many bloopers !!
I went to Luka-chan's house a bit earlier than the others~. LOLOL LUKA TOTALLY SCARRED ME FOR LIFE

OMG guess what she made me do?? >________<;;
IT WAS CONTINUOUS PLAYING OF THE BED INTRUDER SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHpluwP328A
^Some auto tune edited video of a news report. LOL It's catchy ~ XD. That guy is so stupid, and the way he talks is so funnyyy~!!

HE'S CLIMBIN' IN YOUR WINDOWS ! HE'S SNATCHIN PPL UP! HIDE YO KIDS! HIDE YO WIFE! HOMEBOY!

XDD damn ! that stupid song is stuck in my head !! OTL
Probably doesn't help if I'm listening to it on youtbue on reply XDDD LMAO it's just so catchy XD

LOL The bed intruder song wasn't even the worst part !! After the bed intruder song, oh gawd I don't even want to say it. XDD. So embarassing !!. LOLOL But I'll tell you people anyways ! The world should know how much I'm tortured XDDD.
Haha CONTINUOUS REPLAYING OF KUROSHITSUJI CORSET SCENE !! XDDD LMAO Ewwww MY EARS ARE STILL DYING.
ROFL XD Only Kuroshitsuji fans know what I'm talking about XDD. Oh gawd, Ciel's sweat and head movements. Kyaaa~~ especially when he flips his head back. and aaaaahhhhg the panting. >///////////////////////////////< oh gawd the panting. !!!! It's like second hand pornnnn! OH GAWD I'ma change the subject now !! XDD
(haha if you want to know what the hell I'm talking about. just youtube search "kuroshitsuji corset scene" XDDD I WARN YOU!)

Ah ha haa anyways, after we finished practicing our Spanish restaurant skit, we started doing some random crapp man ! LOL I was doing hand stands (XD with the help of leaning against a wall). And we were working on different exercises. At some point we all started raping Luka-chan. LOLOL Meaning we got pillows, and attacked her with some tickling involved XD.
And we found her stash of drawings. LOL she tried hiding it from us, but I figured out it was under the bed xD. The only problem was that she was in the room, so she wouldn't let me access them. Haha so me and Rin-chan teamed up ! I tried to pin her down, while Rin-chan went to go get the drawings under the bed. But DAMN Luka-chan is so strong XDD LOL I couldn't hold her down. Hahaha sighh we're so weird XD.

Then I had a lovely walk home with Rin-chan ^__^ because we live about down the street from each other~.

ps. Oi, here's my answer to that question ~ (LOL You know who you are~ x3)

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Sunday, November 6, 2011

Finally!

LOLOL XDD SO I FINALLY POSTED UP A NEW INTERVIEW ~~!!

It took me forever! Haha xD I made my friends do the interview like a couple of weeks ago, but was too lazy to post them. Today though, I had decided to post them up. I have to edit it to be in a form where it looks nice on my blog though, so it takes me some time (plus I have to add in my little comments x3). But my damn internet! It kept glitching on me!! Meaning my work kept getting lost, and I had to restart like 10 times TT^TT. So instead of a quick half-ish hour of work, it ended up taking me a half a day! Sigh~ so much time gone Dx.

Anyways, go to the "Interrogation Time" page, and check out the new interview. My friend's put a lot of work into their answers, and I want their work to be appreciated~ :D. Questions were still as weird as last time, but I think they were slightly more normal-ish(?) xD. Haha well I guess that all depends on your idea of normal.

I think my friends could have done better with the gorilla/lion question. I know they were eaten, but there are still many different answers they could have thought up of xDD. Creativity is dying now that we are older :T. Sigh~ what a shame :P.

Haha so yeaa~ Go check out the new interview (I think I've said this three times(?) xDD). I hope you enjoy it~ Have many laughs because I know I did xDD. lolol.
A new interview might be up in like I don't know....3-4-5 weeks?? xDD

Here are the original questions to the interview, so it can be easier for you to share them with your friends. That is assuming there are people who actually want to ask their friends these questions xD. But there might be, so I'll make things a bit more convenient for you I guess. (make sure to replace my name with your name.)


1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D
2. Did you smile today?
3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences~ plz)
4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive? ^w^
5. Would eat if you were to get eternal life, happiness, and riches in return? and you are allowed to cook me however and with ever you want :3 (ex. barbecue sauce. grilling. boiling. ranch. etc.)
6. TRAINS~~!!
7. Describe in 3 words or less.  ^ ^~
8. You just found out lives in your closet. Do you:
A) freak out.
B) kick her out
C) smack her
D) go "WTFF?? Why!?"
E) let her stay, but you hide your underwear
9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?
10. You find baby on your door step, what do you do with her?
11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)
12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do??
13. Would you want a third arm on your back?
14. I love you~~ <33 will you marry mehh~~!? :D  :D
15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
16. Do you think that if you were to live with, you’d blow up in three days (or less)? xD
17. Hollow cucumbers …
18. Goatman has hairy goat legs. Har har har~~~ xDDD <- haha sorry xD had to get back at Luka-chan for spamming my life xDD.
19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D’:
20. Bye byes~! I’ll miss you~~ :’D

And what the heck, I'll provide you with the questions to the first interview as well xD

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?
2. Are you prepared for this interview?
3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)
4. You were on a hiking trip with Emiko. If Emiko was hanging off of a cliff, and you had the choice of saving her or your last supply of food that was also apparently hanging off the cliff. Would you save Emiko or the food? (if you pick food, Emiko will understand xD)
5. BANANA! 
6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues? 
7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?
8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?
9. I less than three you :)
10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her? 
11. Do you even remember Emiko's birthday??
12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?
13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)
14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?
15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)
16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:
A) run like hell
B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.
C) hide in you closet 
D) throw Emiko at the mob
17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?
18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Meh Memoir

For English class, we're doing a study on memoirs. My English teacher is planning on making us write one ourselves. It was hard for me to do since I couldn't pick which one of my many fail memories to write about xD.
There's just so many. For example, the time I got slammed in the stomach with a pool stick, when I first rode a zip line, or my first haunted house, or when I witnessed a girl yelling at her imaginary creatures, and etc~. So yea, as you can see, I have experienced many things; ranging from chicken fights on the monkey bars to moving across the United States by car. However, my English teacher had my class only write the lead to our memoirs as tonight's homework. I decided to share it :D. Okay~ so here's the lead/beginning paragraph/hook to my memoir:


I remember a pretty, blonde girl in a blue wizard’s cloak. She looked to be older than me, and taller; a giant to my standards. “Get down on your hands and knees,” she ordered in a soft voice. I had felt the need to follow this girl’s command. Thus, I did as I was told. I got down on my hands and knees, and awaited further directions. “Now crawl,” She says. Into a dark confined space I went. I was now entrapped into a boxed area, nowhere to go but forward. People were crawling in after me; making the choice to turn back seemed unlikely. I readied myself for what was about to happen. Gathering as much courage as I possibly could. I was about to find out just how much fear can make my heart pound…

^Lol mine sounds stupid and weird xD. I also tried to make it suspenseful, but epicly failed > <;;. The lead to my memoir probably doesn't make any sense, and you're most likely thinking "Huh?" Haha so why don't ya comment to meh about what you think my memoir is about? :D I would like to hear your guesses x3 it might prove to be interesting for meh. Whoever can get is right will get .... a congratulations from lil' ol' meh xD.
I'll be sharing my memoir as I start to work on it more, but for now this is all y'all will get. So enjoy~ xD

ps. it has nothing to do with rape, for all of you ppl who thought wrongly at "get down on your hands and knees" -____- . . . . . . . .lol xD or is it just me again who noticed that fail, somewhat wrong sounding, line?

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Love is all I have

ROFL XD I feel terribly bad for Luka-chan~.

She's one of my best friends.
She helps me with my homework.
I like calling her for homework help because
1. she has good answers xD. even if she says she just b.s. all of her homework, it always sounds legit and smart.
2. she knows how incredibly retarded and lazy I am, and will help me xD plus her explanations are nice and easy to understand. (unlike Nyu-san's who makes you want to say "wtff? that makes no sense xD". or like Rin-chan who knows I'm lazy and can do it myself, so she leaves me to die w/ the problem.)
and
3. everything is strictly to the point with her xD. No beating around the bush or unsure answer. (unlike Nyu-san where you never get to the answer of things because she's always going on about food or something xD. or Rin-chan who confuses me even more at times with her weird logic xD)

So Luka-chan is my go to person for homework and projects xD
(nyu-san is my food/music/anime critic. rin-chan is my therapist lol. katrina-chan is also my homework helper and anime fan talk person xD)

I also ask Luka-chan for drawing requests. :D She's super good at drawing (in my opinion)!
Check out Luka-chan's art at Deviantart.com

I feel incredibly bad though ^ ^;;. I ask so much from her(or that's what she complains about), but I don't have anything to give her.

It's quite funny though xD. Whenever I ask her for something, she'll always be like "What do I get in return?" Note: Luka-chan may help me with all of this stuff, but her work is never free xD. So to think of her as a super generous person would be a semi-off impression x3.

To be honest, I'm like dead poor xD. I have money from my job and allowance, but I choose not to spend it on anything. I'm saving it up for college, or extra expenses I'll need for when I go to college, or for a car, or things like that. My friends think I'm crazy for doing that though xD. They can't wait to spend money on desired objects :3.

Anyways, back on topic. Since I'm theoretically flat broke, I always have to repay Luka-chan with things I already have.
So messages to her about doing favors/requests would sound something like this:


I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU DO THIS FAVOR FOR MEHH


And her replies would be like:
Why the f*** would I want your love?!? -___-;; You know how useless that is to me?!


I'll reply with something stupid like:

LOL I always say i'll love you cuz i'm like broke and worthless, so i have like no shit to give you.
and love is the only thing i really got to give xDDDD

Than she'll ask the quite reasonable question of:
lolz what makes you think i want your love?? XDDDDDDD


So my idiotic response would be like:
LOL xD nothing makes me think you do
but like i sed it's all i got,
so u take it or ya leave it xDD

Luka-chan will meanly say:
Haha I'll definitely leave it xD you fail woman.


^LOL xD yuup~ that's how things usually go. Love is all I have~. But Luka-chan apparently doesn't want it. xD But she should count herself lucky because it's a valuable offer x).


Thus, I feel terribly bad that she helps me all the time, and all she gets is my love xD
Haha but it just shows that we're super good friends xD haha or just really weird ones~.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Another Day at Work

It was another successful day at work again :)
....gosh I feel kind of old now that I use that word >_> I don't know why. It's just that this sudden thinking of "Oh my gosh only old people say that." hit meh. ..Yesh, I'm saying that 20+ people are old x3. LOL xD I'm afraid that Nyu-san is rubbing off on me. She's the type to think that she's old because she's getting older with every second of her life xD. Hmm...but I guess teenagers work too, so maybe I'm not that old just yet x3.
Anyways, I'm in the mood to talk about the pros and cons of my job today~. I think I shall. Okay, so like everything else we do in life, let's start with the pros/positives :D! ...wait, what's that o.O? You don't always start with the positives of a subject?! Well you should. Anyways, moving on!

Pros

-Since I grade homework of all kinds, my English and math skills have improved. Even though it's elementary school homework, it still helps :3. How? Well for English, it helps me review basic grammar and review meanings of words and what not. For math, it helps me increase my speed of solving simple problems.
-I'm surrounded by kids who loves meh <3  (which...might actually be a creepy thing xD)
-I get money $$$ oh ho ho ho~!
-The experience I gain is good ^ ^

Cons

-I have to walk there by myself sometimes TT^TT so scary~. I wish I had a friend to walk with :3 but sigh~ no one goes in the same direction.
-It's far (lol not really xD only like 6 blocks)
-It takes up my pressure free time D':
-the kids are too clingy > <

Yuupp that's all I can think of for now xD.
It's kind of weird. These kids are like in elementary school having a face book, email, cell phone, cash, and everything. But when I was their age all I got was...wait I didn't get shit! (excuse my french). So yea, kids these days are lucky xD.
Back to the clingy thing though. I swear these kids are weird ^ ^;;. They all ask for my contact information...it's creepy, but they're just elementary kids, so it's not like they're stalking me. . . I hope xD. Anyways, there's this little girl who's like fallen in love with me, and asked for my phone number. I gave it to her (she was so cute. it's hard to say no..plus I'm a push over, remember? xD) She called me twice. The conversations were interestingly odd... xD;;. (I'ma name her Aya. and her brother will be Yasu). thoughts are in italics btw :3

~First convo~
me: Hello?
Aya: Hi Emiko!
me: who's this?
Aya: Wah~?! How do you not know who it is?
me: i..i don't know.
Aya: It's me Aya!
me: oh...hi ^ ^;;
Aya: you gave me your phone number!
me: yea..i did no shit sherlock or else you wouldn't be calling me right now xD

i was eating dinner so that was the end xD. Aya is ...kinda weird for a 4th grader ^ ^;;

~Second convo~

the phone rings and I look at the caller ID.
me: Oh it's Aya. *answers the phone* Hi Aya!
Aya: oh my gosh! How'd you know it was me?!
me: i'm psychic :)
Aya: huh?!
me: I can tell the future :D
Aya: really?! That's so cool!
me: yuup.
Aya: I'm going to give the phone to my brother now.
me: okay...
Yasu: wei wei? (chinese way of saying "hello" over the phone :3)
me: hello~
Yasu: wei!? wei!?
me: hello!
Yasu: talk louder.
me: HELLO!
Yasu: Too loud!
me: ^ ^;; uhh..
Yasu: How many family members do you have?
me: weird question I have seven..
Yasu: Really!? That's a big number! I have 13.
me: that's um..a bigger number xD Cool!
Yasu: i have my six sisters and my seven brothers. plus my dad and 3 grandmas and 3 grandpas. also me and Aya and my other sister.
me: That's nice :) ...um..that's more than 13 ^ ^;;
Yasu: Aya is in the shower.
me: that's nice...i didn't need to know that >_>
Yasu: wei?
me: i'm still here..
Aya: Emiko?
me: hi ^ ^;;
Aya: can you come over to my house?

and yea after that she tries to convince me to go to her house...which was weird xD. The conversation I had with them was odd to say in the least. Rin-chan cracked up when she heard about it. >_> I wonder how many calls I'll get that are like this. I think about 3 fourth graders asked for my contact information...and they're most likely to share it. One little boy wrote my phone number on his eraser and another memorized it in a day. Sigh~ life seem like it'll get interesting soon xD ...the sad part is that I'm getting phone calls from elementary schoolers instead of, I don't know, something more favorable(?) like cute boys LOL xD jk.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Wong Fu Productions

I was just roaming youtube today. Found some pretty good stuff :). You ever heard of Wong Fu Productions? If you have, then cool. They seem pretty popular, so I wouldn't be really shocked. Anyways, I love their videos! They're really professional and really good. ^ ^ I'm very impressed. They make good music videos and some really sweet short moments. I'm not really sure what you call it. Some of their videos are like small moments that are very romantic. I'll just call it short moments xD. Anyways, they're pretty awesome. Wong Fu Productions have very good actors and actresses. They're also really funny!
I highly suggest you to watch their videos! :D

technology ruins romance: the letters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26d9HLsURPM
pretty funny. lolz xD

that girl
http://www.youtube.com/user/WongFuProductions#p/c/7D8F6C9673794F3F/3/eivjMgWu3JA
amazing singer :O ! and awesome music video. me likes ^ ^

Wong Fu secret agents
http://www.youtube.com/user/WongFuProductions#p/c/1B0931B12682F820/27/KMo4R6lwp7w
Hilarious! XD

Hope you enjoyed Wong Fu Productions! :) I know I did.

^ ^ ta ta~

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

~My Anime Fantasy World~

^ ^ the title is self explanatory.
It's kind of funny. My friends and I made up our own anime fantasy world.
In this wonderful wonderful world my name is Emiko F. Seiei ^w^ and I chose my fantasy self to look like Hatsune Miku from vocaloid. Except I'm a green version of Miku. xD lolz I like Miku. 

These are just some pictures of what I mean by "green" Miku.
^ ^ Miku is suppose to be green, but she's more of a teal color. 
 Emiko (me) is green version of Miku.
Even though I look like Miku, Mikuo is not brother xD. 
Mikuo is in my hotest top 5 anime guys ^ ^
A kind of perverted picture, but oh how I would love to grope Mikuo ^ ^
(I must warn you I can be quite perverted xD)
I love this shade of green! ^w^



Her hair looks sort of like leeks xD
I take no credit in making/drawing these pictures. Some other really awesome person drew/made these pictures. The only thing I did was photoshop it green. 
I found these pictures on either safebooru.org , zerochan.net , or google.com . I don't remember which websites xD. I have a very bad memory. lolz. I'd have to say that Zerochan.net is my favorite and most commonly used picture finding site.


  I like the dresses. Whoever drew these have really good taste in clothes. xD it's kind of funny. Miku has twin tails and looks really cute, but I look terrible with twin tails. lolz. 









Now I'm going to explain my fantasy world to you because well it's a pretty big part of my life, and I just feel like telling you xD. So please continue on reading. You may have a good laugh. ^ ^
Anyways, in my fantasy world I'm a vocaloid. I’m not a “pure” vocaloid. Which makes only me part robot. My human side is true innovator. Because of my pervy dad Rido, I am also part vampire. I have also just found out that I belong to some weird clan that gave me the ability to do some kind of powerful mystical techniques that i forgot the name of. And to top it all off, I’m also a GOD! In short that makes me part epic singing robot, part evolved super human being, and ALL GODLY LIKE. ;) Otherwise meaning I’m AWESOME!! KA-CHA!!!
Okay, now let me explain what all that meant. Um... in this anime fantasy my dad is Rido from vampire knight. I call him pervy because my friends and I write roleplays, and in it we sort of made Rido to be a very perverted character. I don't know why though xD, just to make things a little more fun I guess. lolz. Since Rido is my dad, that makes Shiki (also from vampire knight) my brother, my really really hot brother xD (dont worry, we have a strictly brother-sister relationship). And that clan I was talking about is like a naruto thing because they have like the uchiha clan and stuff, so I made up my own clan, but I forgot what I named it xD. Also when I drink sake (alcohol), I get really drunk and go all crazy. I curse a lot too.
A lot of my friends are in this, but I think I shall talk about the exciting ones who put a lot of their time into thinking about their character. xD we have no lives, but it's what we enjoy.
I have a friend who chose to make their anime self look exactly like Luka from vocaloid (mostly because luka is pretty and my friend likes the color pink xD). My friend also chose to name herself Megurine Luka. She's not to creative with the naming part. I chose Emiko because it means "smiling child". I'm always smiling :) so I thought it made sense. The F. Seiei part is because I love Setsuna F. Seiei, and he's my fiance. Therefore, I of course, took on his last name (even though we're not officially married yet). The F. is just to make it sound cooler. I also like Kaito from vocaloid. And for awhile there was a weird three people relationship between Setsuna, Kaito, and I. I loved them both so much that I couldn't decided xD. How childish of me for choosing two guys.lolz. But now I have solely devoted my heart to my one and only Setsuna ♥. ^ ^ I love Setsuna so much. Luka-chan is a pure blooded vampire and vocaloid. She also has the ability of creating clones of herself and traveling through different dimensions. Plus Luka-chan is one of the most powerful epic shinagami people you’ll ever meet. Luka-chan is now currently dating Ulquiorra (espada #4 from bleach) she used to date Kaname Kuran from vampire knight. She's a fickle woman who has an odd taste in men. For example she likes the emo goatman (ulquiorra) and she's also interested in Nnoitra (espada #5) which we call roachman because of all his arms xD. Roachman is frickin scary o-o how can she like him? Luka-chan is weird. My other friend named herself Nyu...I'm not sure why. She for some reason wanted to be a cat. And she showed me a picture of the cat she wanted to look like. It's an anime cat, but it looks like a bear with a karate headband and shorts and was holding a stick. xD Nyu can be quite um..odd. lolz. But there's more. She's not just a bear looking cat. No, she's a shape shifting, man eating cat who can control the dead. xD Nyu is crazy. She also keeps adding stuff to her character. For instance, she now suddenly says she can control time and change people's memory. Nyu has a tendency to like to shape shift into really cool looking guys or dragons. Nyu is also a theif xD. Her whole epic condo is filled with stolen furniture and other things you find in a person's home. Being able to shape shift makes stealing stuff easy. I don't know why she just wont live with me in my house. In this fantasy world, I'm a really rich person who lives in a epic mansion. Luka-chan lives in a really cool mansion across the street from mine, but she ends up staying at my house all the time xD.
We're all basically immortals xD. We all look like we're around 21 but we're really like at least 300 years old.
I find making up our own fantasy world fun ^ ^. The whole reason why we made up these characters is because like I mentioned early, we write roleplays. It's fun to include ourselves in the roleplays and our real selves are too boring xD. We had to spice things up a bit. I think I'll show you guys one of our roleplays ^ ^. They're quite funny and good.