Emiko's Day: Interrogation Time!

LOL I made another survey for my friends to answer! This time I had multiple friends answer it x3. The questions are also a little more random and pervy xD. The answers they made are super funny. You should read it in your spare time :D or if you're looking for a good laugh xD or if you're just bored ^ ^~.

ps. notes or comments of mine are listed in brackets :P
pss. none of the answers are edited (unless they reveal information I decide as secret)

Table of Contents

Chapter 1
#1: Rin-chan

#2: Katrina-chan

#3: Luka-chan

#4: Ai-chan

#5: Jessa-chan

#6: Nyu-san

#7: Choco-chan
#8: Pari-chan

#9: Banana-kun

Chapter 2
#11: Kathryn-kun
#12: Enola-chan
#13: Wizard-chan
#14: Ryujin-san
#15: Rin-chan
#16: Luka-chan
#17: Pari-chan
#18: Elizaveta-chan
#19: Cheap-kun
#20: Choco-chan
Chapter 3 (listed it in random order~)
#21: Banana
#22: Katrina Miyuki
#23: Ai Suigetsu
#24: Jessa Cheng
#25: Gleek
#26: Pari Sonya
#27: Choco
#28: Nyu
#29: Luka Cifer

psss. purpose for table of contents is so that it's easier for you to find things :3
just type in Ctrl-F, and type in the number~. Don't include the name because it might not match up~.

#1: Rin Kagamine

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

Oooh~ Goodie, another interview...thingy? ^ ^

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

I knew it! LOL yeah.. its not like I'm being graded on this, am I? [wtf? No …xD ]

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

LOL sureee~ she doesn't careee~ *sarcasm*

Well~ First off, we all love her (although we tell her to shutup all the time xD) <3

Mmm... and.. shes a weirdo.. and a proud pervert xD ;D

And.. well, she is who she is :)

4. You were on a hiking trip with Emiko. If Emiko was hanging off of a cliff, and you had the choice of saving her or your last supply of food that was also apparently hanging off the cliff. Would you save Emiko or the food? (if you pick food, Emiko will understand xD)

Uhhh.. I'd pick Emiko! I mean really? Food is almost always obtainable.. like... YOU COULD EAT BERRIES OR TREE BARK! LOL not very tasty, but to live, who wouldn't? xDD

And a life is much more important than a food (even though it might be the last resource to maintain YOUR life :/)

5. BANANA!

LEN KAGAMINE! AKA my hubbiee~ ^///^ <3

But then again.. bananas... = perverted stuff~ ^ ^;

OH! AND SOME RANDOM DUDE ACROSS THE WORLD IS NAMED BANANKUN! :D

Yes, just felt the need to share that with all of you people (Pst~ and Emiko likes him~) ;DD [NO I DON’T!! she’s being stupid and spreadin’ weird rumors]

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues?

...Well, it depends on WHAT health issue.. like if you had high blood pressure, and needed to change into a guy just because of that... NAH xD

But if it was life-threatening... umm... *uncomfortable* sure? Maybe? :/ [Haha thinking of you as a guy would be funny xD]

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

By using your cute pleading charm~

If that doesn't work.. BRIBE THEM ;D

OR~ you could always try to seduce them in return, and then toy with them and eventually get them to do whatever you say~ ;DDD

LOL but I highly doubt a kidnapper/rapist would be swayed by that~ (if he had his mind set on raping you DX) [LOL none of those things would work!! xD baka]

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

LOL yeah! No, wait... I'm not SCARED of spiders/bugs; I DISLIKE them. I scream out of rage and and startled-ness? xD

And clowns? YES. SCARY AS HELL~ sorta... the makeup caked on, the red nose and weird clothes and.. and.. yeahh :/

Sock monkeys are another YES. THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR JUST WAITING TO COME TO LIFE AND MURDER YOU, SO SCARY. ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT! O_O [IKR I AM TERRIFIED OF SOCK MONKEYS!]

And lastly, OLD PEOPLE? You KIDDING me? OLD PEOPLE? They are WISE and to be RESPECTED. They lived longer than you, and therefore have more experience and wisdom! They're not SCARY! xD

9. I less than three you :)

Aw~ Ditto. ;)

LOL as a friend, yes, I love you too~

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her?

..Umm... what she wanted? LOL I'm not just gonna jump to conclusions and buy her a random thing; I want to buy her something that will mean a lot to her and be all sweet and cute and yeah :) [LOL that’s such a vague answer. Cheap woman cheap answer.]

11. Do you even remember Emiko's birthday??

LOL yeah! January 13th!

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

...*burst out laughing* I KNEW IT! LMAO justkiding~

I would be like, "NO WAY. THATS IMPOSSIBLE! Well, not really... BUT ARE YOU REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A REAL LEGIT GIRL! WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOOBS? :O" LMFAO XDDD
[LMFAO XD]

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

...be like "Ooooh~ a gift! How sweet of them~" but then after I see its a DILDO, I would be like, "EW! WTF WHY WOULD I WANT THIS?!" (or something like that)

and then toss it like all the way across the street xD

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

EMIKO! GIMME BACK MY SHOES! *while running/walking barefoot?* AND MY FOOD~! D:

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

EW. Gorillas = ugly and... not to be mean, but almost disgusting... ALMOST. I HATE MONKEYS AND THEIR SPECIES (like orangutangs and apes and etc.) Well, I DISLIKE them. They're my LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL. What makes you think I like gorilla WARLORDS any better? *wrinkles nose in disgust*

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in your closet

D) throw Emiko at the mob

...Umm...either A or B, or an E:

E- Try to convince them that you are not the enemy and that you have nothing to do with whatever made them upset. And if you really DID make them mad... apologize and promise compensation..? ^ ^;
[LOL xD they're an angry mob w/ pitch forks! You think they'd want an apology?? xD]

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

OMG. MY BRAIN AND EYES. You know what? You get a calculator, type that all in, write it down, simplify it, then tell me the answer :)

Oh wait~ the answer would just be a mismosh of random objects somehow all combined together... O_O... freaky...

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

LOL yes, this was fun~

No, this wasn't hard whatsoever

and NO I AM GETTING IRRITATED WITH YOU, WOMAN. LET ME FINISH THIS DAMN THING AND BE PATIENT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Gosh, can't learn to wait --;

[HAHA! I’m impatient~ xD You know that]

LOL other than that, yeah, I love you~ <3

[I love ya too. Even though you just kind of insulted me xD]

#2: Katrina Miyuki

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

Katrina Miyuki.

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

…

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

She's nice. But's she's a fem!France. (which means she's a female version of France of Hetalia)

Emiko. Then'd I'd make her give me a lifetime supply of Hetalia and K-ON merchandise

5. BANANA!

TOMATO! [POTATO!]

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues?

…

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

Kill the rapist with a frying pan. [LMFAO XD smart~]

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

I'm afraid of bugs/spiders. Because I am.

9. I less than three you :)

…

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her?

I'd get her a giant version of Exia-Near [I LOVE YOU!!]

11. Do you even remember Emiko's birthday??

1/13 [Correct~ ;D]

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

Label her France. Cuz she— he's a perv. [rofl xD france is funny~ so I dont mind xD]

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

I'd give it to France. [makes sense xD]

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

I'd steal it back. [nooo~ my shoes now xD]

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

…

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in you closet

D) throw Emiko at the mob

A and B

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

Pomato [half credit! xD]

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

These questions are weird. You're a fem!France.

#3: Luka Cifer

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

Luka Megurine Cifer Lawliet; but not married to any of them, at least not yet, mind you. :]

[you’re not married yet?? xD Gosh you suck woman~]

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

YUPPPSSS!!! AND IM NOT IN A PISSY MOOD TODAY B/C TODAYS THE LAST DAY OF TUTOR !!! >3< WOOT ! <3 you see, i am a very friendly crazy person when im not pissed :DDD <3333333

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

I DUN LOVE YOU >3< BUT ASIDE FROM THAT I LOVE YOU >3< && shes got anime eyes :D [LOL xD that makes no sense. And I don't have anime eyes, you blind woman xD]

well, 1 i would never go hiking because ticks fall on you and suck ur blood out and they go inside your skin and you get headaches and your blood clots and you get attacked by bear and raped by lumberjacks like kenpachi. second, i would never go hiking near a CLIFF, and third, and most importantly, I WOULD NEVER GO HIKING WITH EMIKOEEE. BUTTTT, if i was in such situation, it would really depend-kind of. LIKEEEEE, if my bag of food was filled with cake and sweets and if L Lawliet sneaked inside it and was eating AND was making out with Kenichi and Yoo Seung Ho, thennn....nnngggghhhhhh ;A;...then...then......... TT-TT ....... THEN I WOULD STILL GO FOR EMIKO >3< *passionate face, tears, aura of awesomeness* ! WHILE MY HEART IS BREAKING INSIDE MY CHEST. i mean, instead of watching 3 really hot dude yaoi-ing, WHILE eating cake, i get this useless woman Emiko XDDDDDDDDDDD but still. friends>guys...

[ROFL XD . I FEEL SO TOUCHED THO!! <33 xDD *is crying tears of joy* never would I have thought that you would pass up on yaoi for lil’ old me *more tears of joy*]

5. BANANA!

ARE GOOD DILDOS :D .................................... jk :| [ xDDD perv ]

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues?

no thank you :D i would prefer being a sick girl than a healthy boy >3< and correct me if i am wrong, BUT I AM DAMN SURE THAT THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, THERE IS NO ILLNESS THAT GENDER SWAPPING WOULD SOLVE !!!!!! and besides, if i stay a sick little girl, i would request to meet Kenichi and Yoo Seung Ho before i die :'D [LOL good answer xD]

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

hmmn......i would be like ULQUIORRA, COME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND SAVE MEHHH ~~~~ <3 unless the kidnapper was ulqui >;D

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

what the.. boobs ? sock monkeys ? OLD PEOPLE ?! the fck ? no i am not afraid of any of the above.. . . . . UNLESS THEY WERE ALL COMBINEDDDD >.> like a old clown lady with sock monkeys for boobs and a spider head...... yea that would be scary as hell :\ [holy cow that would be scary!!]

9. I less than three you :)

AWWWWW ^ ^ I DONT ^ ^ <3 [ -______- ]

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her?

why would i get something for Emiko XDDD LOL. butttttt, i think Emiko would want a gundam, piles of manga, piles of anime/manga merchandise, cool

tech-y things, and sweets and sour gummy worms. and if i was rich enough, sure, i'd get 'em for her !

[ the ultimate gift \o/ ]

11. Do you even remember Emiko's birthday??

january 13 :D

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

id be like :| then XD id be like REALLYYYY ?? cool ! and still be her friend~

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

:O i would ... throw it away, or sell it, or donate it... ^ ^;; [really?? xD I would expect you to use it ^ ^~ *she’s going to kill me now xD*]

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

why would you steal my shoes ? but in any case, i would break into her house and re-steal my shoes back. then rob her of course ^ ^b !

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

EWWWWW !!! MR. W !!!!!! (name censored for obvious reasons)....and george wathington ! and gorilla warlords are gross ? i dont like monkeys and apes in general, and it being a warlord wouldnt make it any more appealing for me ....

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in you closet

D) throw Emiko at the mob

I pick E) Kill Them All. :]

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

i believe that would equal 1000000319 pie bombs filled with foot statues making up a Emiko :) ! [hahahaha no -___-...0 points xD]

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

YEA !, no not really ^ ^, sure :D

#4: Ai Suigetsu

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

Yes, my name is Ai Suigetsu

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

Um...yeah?

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

She's a wonderful friend :) [aww~ <3 thanks you too ^ ^]

Emiko of course! I can always eat her xDD.

5. BANANA!

:3 SMOOTHIE! [lol xD random~]

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues?

Hm...that might be fun! :D

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

Kick that guy...somewhere ;)

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

Nah, I am fearless!

9. I less than three you :)

Incorrect grammar you idiot! D:< [wah~ \o/ I meant “I <3 u” it’s a nigahiga joke xD]

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her?

Can I just ask her? ^ ^;;

And I'll get anything she wants >:3 [LOL Fine w/ me xD <3]

11. Do you even remember Emiko's birthday??

Yesh >:3 January 13th.

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

Hm...nothing? We're just gonna be bros :) [haha xD “bros”]

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

Ew...I'd take pictures of it, put them on my blog, and throw it away.

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

Steal the same from her house >:3

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

They're ugly xD

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in your closet

D) throw Emiko at the mob

I'm pro at hide-and-seek >:D [haha xD so am i~ let’s hide from the mob together x3]

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

Syntax Error xD [ROFL XD clever lol]

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

You're interrogating me woman D:< how can I NOT have fun? xD

Depending on the questions, some required more thinking than others.

Yesh I <3 you!!!

#5: Jessa Cheng

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

Jessa Cheng [wah~ \o/ cute fake name.]

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

Sort of, yes

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

Emiko is so unique (even her name is to). You can always ask her stuff and she a great weird friend who gets along with a lot of people.

Of course Emiko (duh). I would save a friend than food. Food will some how appear. Friends come before almost everything (boys included; family members not).

5. BANANA!

Yummy... (not a great husband Emiko!!! lolz) [Not my husband ^ ^;;)

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues?

Hmm... trick question... Maybe or maybe not... I don't know really.

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

Either kill the person (Depends on the person, maybe) or run away as fast as I can or some other method (hopefully not violence?)

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

Obviously afraid of tests (important school related I guess). Who wouldn't be? (Maybe a genius wouldn't) :)

9. I less than three you :)

Makes no sense... [I <3 you :D is what it means]

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her?

I would try to get some guy really close to Setsuna (love one of course). Of course I would get him if its possible! [Haha xD I don’t think that makes sense. But are you trying to say that you’d get Setsuna for me as a gift? ^ ^ If so then I’ll love ya forever xD ]

11. Do you even remember Emiko's birthday??

Of course, its January 13.

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

I wouldn't care. I would treat her (him) pretty much the same except she's a guy

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

Skip... (have no clue what a "dildo" is) *(don't want to know cause Emiko says its digusting)

[Haha yesh, I suggest no one under 15 to google that word xD]

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

SUE EMIKO LOLZ!!! (Or just steal Emiko's stuff cause its only fair...) (If nice mood, just buy food and right shoes or buy new shoes and throw old ones out) [LOL I’d sue myself too xD]

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

Everyone is saying they're "ugly". Gorillas (yeah, just gorillas) are not bad I guess. Warlords... hm... good ones are ok...

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in you closet

D) throw Emiko at the mob

(notice only the BOLD letters!!!)

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

The answer is one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi. You can't simplify.

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

No duh its the end. Of course I have some what fun even though this questions made by the person (*ahem, *cough, *cough, EMIKO!) were VERY WEIRD!!! These questions were weird, not hard. (Well they were hard to understand.) Of course, as a friend.

#6: Nyu (no last name xP)

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

No. [Why Nyu? Why?? :O ]

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

No.

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

She sucks. [gee thanks -___-]

Food. [typical Nyu -__-;;]

5. BANANA!

Food.Yum.

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues?

Hell no. I'll rather die. [Haha xD but you’re so tomboy. It wouldn’t matter, ne?]

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

Kill 'em. Hack 'n slash. :3 [LMFAO XD]

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

.....;d....

9. I less than three you :)

Ew. [aww~ I know ya love meh ;D]

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her?

Nothing. [TT^TT so cheap. so stingy~]

11. Do you even remember Emiko's birthday??

.......It's on January! :D [ROFL XD YOU ONLY REMEMBER THAT, HUH?]

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

...Not surprised...

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

*Kicks it far away. Slams door.*

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

Buy some more food and new pairs of shoe.

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

Ugly.

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in you closet

D) throw Emiko at the mob

E-Beats the sh*t out of 'em.

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

Equals one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi :D

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

No.No.No.

#7: Choco girl

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

Je, thank you very much. Yours? [had to change her name :P]

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

possibly.

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

Emiko is one of a kind. she is a special person and an awesome friend

Obviously the food... Just kidding. i would definitely save Emiko and together we will find Mcdonald's. [ROFL XDD MCDONALD'S!! XDD]

5. BANANA!

...are yellow? [lol xD]

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues?

i would probably die???? Maybe not.

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

I took tae kwon do. Is there any other explanation? [rofl xD that’s so cool! You’re like the only one with a definite defense technique xD]

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

the dark. I hate it. It surrounds me and suffocates me. Bad grades are also a constant fear-day and night.

9. I less than three you :)

yes. [ahahaha yay! :D]

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her?

I would get Emiko something really nice- in green [greeeeennn~~!! x3 ]

11. Do you even remember Emiko's birthday??

January 13 :)

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

freak out, then be friends again. [yay! :D]

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

i don't know what a dildo is (no one tells and i realllllly don'y wanna know.)

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

steal 'em back. IN YOUR FACE!!! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. [LOL XD I’d like to see you try!]

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

Gorillas are hairy but cool. Warlords are creepy. Together they could frighten the ( i don't say words like this) out of people.

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in you closet

D) throw Emiko at the mob

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

one million three hundred eighteen, bombs foot statues you and pi :) ;) hehehehehehehe

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

it was interesting. questions were not hard. of course i love you. [wah~ really?? I love you too <33]

#8: Pari Sonya
1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

My name is Pari lolz xD Sonya [lol had to censor ur real name xD so I made something up]

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

No. I didnt even feel like replying to this email... but i felt nice... ^ ^ [pffft xD]

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

SHES crazy, and REALLLY perverted! [I would have to agree x3]

I will save Emiko... i think... depends on how nice she has been to me...

5. BANANA!
I think of Taiwan... lolz xD [why?? So many people relate this question to Banana-kun OTL]

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues?

i would walk away... I NEVER WANT TO BE A GUY....

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

I would bite the person then slap em, then run away... :3

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

I am afraid of bugs because they move...

9. I less than three you :)

what does this even mean??? [lol it means “I <3 you” :D]

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her?

she would want plane tickets to Taiwan... i would give it to her... [I want to go to Taiwan, but not for the reason you’re thinking of :P]

11. Do you even remember Emiko's birthday??

jan 13... i think i copied off Katrina... lolz xD

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

I would slap her untill she fainted...

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

WAT THE F***....

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

u A** H*** i dont even think my shoes will FIT u! [Muahaha I'll take 'em anyways >:3]

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

their cool... lolz xD

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in you closet

D) throw Emiko at the mob

throw Emiko at the mob! lolz xD =D [then I’d take ya down with meh xD]

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

Tomotoes

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

u waisted my time.... but they were COOl... lolz xD

#9: Banana-kun (haha he's last x3)

1. Hello . May I ask you for your name?

小偉偉 <3 [too lazy to google translate that xD]
2. Are you prepared for this interview?

Yeeeppppp
3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

She's creepy .. but weird. [haha very true xD]
4. You were on a hiking trip with Emiko. If Emiko was hanging off of a cliff, and you had the choice of saving her or your last supply of food that was also apparently hanging off the cliff. Would you save Emiko or the food? (if you pick food, Emiko will understand xD)
FOOD :V [-____-“ I wouldn’t save you either :P]
5. BANANA!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW [haha you perv~ xD]
6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues?
Suicide. XD [LOL XD I think Banana-kun would make a great girl xD]
7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

Use my tkd skills :V [*has no idea what “tkd skills” are]
8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?
.........
Spiders cause they remind me of Emiko. (HAHAHAHA)
I'm so mean :)
[ meanies -sulks in a corner-]
9. I less than three you
I
10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her? what if you ARE semi-rich? (XD)
anything :P yeeeee if she wasn't so grandma and creepyish
11. Do you even remember Emiko‘s birthday??
Yup , probably XD
12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?
.............Not surprising cause I think he/she is a lesbian. :DD [how are those two things connected?? xP]
13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)
Give it to a nearby widowed grandma (emiko) as a present. [*throws it at Banana-kun* Ew no!]
14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?
Crazy Grandma much? [not a grandma -__-]
15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords?
why are these questions random as hell ?! o__________o
16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:
A) run like hell
fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.
C) hide in your closet
D) throw Emiko at the mob
D :)
17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?
Emiko
18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh?

No.No.No

Chapter 2

#11: Banana-kun [haha xD i feel bad for putting him last in the previous one, so he's first this time :D]

1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D

Kathryn <3 (: [lol nice name, but weird answer xDDD]

2. Did you smile today? ^ ^

Nah , XD only laughed till i cried'

3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences please~)

I smile all the time.

This week was an exception.

I grew two inches in height :V [wah~ \o/ you’re so much taller than me now!]

I am crazy

4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive~? ^w^

Yes. LOL

5. Would you eat Emiko if you were to get eternal life, happiness, and riches in return? and you are allowed to cook Emiko however and with ever you want :3 (ex. w/ bbq sauce. grilled. boiled. w/ ranch. etc.)

NO NO NO NO EWW LOLOL

6. TRAINS~~!!!

Sexual. LOL weird questions much

7. Describe Emiko in 3 words or less. ^ ^~

Weird.Perverted.Old [true. true. false. :V]

8. You just found out Emiko lives in your closet. Do you:

A) freak out

B ) kick her out

C) smack her

D) go "WTFF?"

E) both c. and d.

F) let her stay, but you hide all your underwear.

B and C. XD <3 [so sadistic :P]

i'm so evil

9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?

Both sweet and sour . Chocolate. Curry.

10. You find baby Emiko on your door step, what do you do with her?

Give her to the orphanage XD [lolol xDD at least you didn’t do what Ai-chan did.]

11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)

LOL.

12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do??

......I'm already dead, what else can I do? STOOPIDDDDDDD [rofl xD idk. Revive yourself and attack?]

13. Would you want a third arm on your back?

..No.

14. I love you~~ <33 Will you marry meh?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3 [ehh?? :O I was rejected??]

15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he's not a donkey?

Cause he's so fat and slow ~ XD [xDDD roflmao]

16. Do you think that if you were to live with Emiko, you'd blow up in three days (or less)? xD

Yup. I'd die in ten minutes. [due to over exposure to my awesomeness, right?? :D :D *delusional*]

17. Hollow cucumbers...

Are tasty. [xDD if only you knew what I was talking about. Skip to Luka’s to find out xD]

18. Goatman has hairy goat legs and is an emo potatoe. Har har har~~. <-- ROFL xD sorry. had to get back at Luka-chan for spamming my life lol.

........................wtff

19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D':

No i'm actually very happy

20. Bye byes~! I'll miss you~~ :'D

I won't miss you too <3

Haha, this made me smile [Haha xD You’re answers made me laugh]

#12: Ai Suigetsu

1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D

=_=

Enola Holmes [wow~ such a pretty name!! <33]

2. Did you smile today? ^ ^

Ye....no :/ [aww but smiling is good for your health :D]

3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences please~)

I is a stalker/grammer freak/weirdo/nerd

4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive~? ^w^

No. (if you believe me...well...then ur naive :V)

Hm...well, I'd like her fried but then I'll grow pimples so no :/ [xDD haha I can’t believe you’d actually eat me.]

6. TRAINS~~!!!

c-walk *cough cough*[hahaha xDD *inside joke*]

7. Describe Emiko in 3 words or less. ^ ^~

Perverted, conceited, nerdy [xDD totally true.]

8. You just found out Emiko lives in your closet. Do you:

A) freak out

B) kick her out

C) smack her

D) go "WTFF?"

E) both c. and d.

F) let her stay, but you hide all your underwear.

9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?

Sour, Vanilla, Meat and potatoes

10. You find baby Emiko on your door step, what do you do with her?

Put her in a mailbox with a random address xD [wah~?! :O but what if you send me to some creepy pedophile guy?!?]

11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)

Donate to charity :D

then emiko can pretend like she's poor and get part of it xD

12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do?? o.O

um...come out the other way? o.O [ROFLMFAO XD]

13. Would you want a third arm on your back?

yea! that'd make it so much easier for me to show my work in my math hw :D

14. I love you~~ <33 Will you marry meh?! :D :D

=_=

im not les :V [neither am I, but we can make it work, right? :D :D]

15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he's not a donkey?

because he's an ass :V [that’s not nice…. Oh wait LMFAO XDDD I JUST GOT THE JOKE!! Lolol donkey = ass. Hahaha xDDDD ur so smart Ai-chan!]

16. Do you think that if you were to live with Emiko, you'd blow up in three days (or less)? xD

um...no

i think ill live, considering that there is always air pressure

but if i had to live with her in outer space, then ill probably blow up in a second

17. Hollow cucumbers...

*perverted thoughts* <: [xDDDDDD]

18. Goatman has hairy goat legs and is an emo potatoe. Har har har~~. <-- ROFL xD sorry. had to get back at Luka-chan for spamming my life lol.

i thought it was "a potato pregnant with toenails" O.o [ROFL XD I don’t understand how ya got that. But okay! xDD]

19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D':

im always sad :(

BUT NOT FOR YOU *MUAHAHAHAHAHA*

20. Bye byes~! I'll miss you~~ :'D

I wont miss you~ :'D [okay~ :’D]

#13: Jessa Cheng

1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D

Wizard of Intelligence and Friends! [lol that’s not really a name..but okay :D]

2. Did you smile today? ^ ^

Probably, (smirks)

3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences please~)

A friend of Emiko who people think is smart.

4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive~? ^w^

Yea...

No!!! Emiko would satisfy me. [rofl xDD what do you mean by satisfy?? O.o]

6. TRAINS~~!!!

Are a good source of transportation. [lol that’s one way to think of it xDDD]

7. Describe Emiko in 3 words or less. ^ ^~

GREAT WEIRD FRIEND!!! :) :D [thanks! :D]

8. You just found out Emiko lives in your closet. Do you:

A) freak out

B) kick her out

C) smack her

D) go "WTFF?"

E) both c. and d.

F) let her stay, but you hide all your underwear.

9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?

Sweet, Chocolate (wouldn't last for long without probably!), and Meat (HATE POTATOES (unless its french fries or sumthing else!) AND CURRY!) [Really? :O wow you’re a picky eater. LOL Potatoes and curry are so yummy :>]

10. You find baby Emiko on your door step, what do you do with her?

Take her back to her dad or raise her. [lolol xD what makes you think finding my parents would help? I mean who do you think had put me there in the first place? They’ll just put me on a different door step. xDD *not true in real life tho!....(maybe)*]

11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)

Yea right... I would take my friends and family to vacation somewhere and help people and the economy (of the US!)

12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do?? o.O

Instantly get eaten by lions... you can't do anything... YOU'RE DEAD!!! [lolol xDD good point. But then again you could always haunt the lions in your afterlife x3]

13. Would you want a third arm on your back?

14. I love you~~ <33 Will you marry meh?! :D :D

NO! BREAK UP! (like u as a friend)

15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he's not a donkey?

I don't know...

16. Do you think that if you were to live with Emiko, you'd blow up in three days (or less)? xD

Maybe... if Luka (ahem, EUNICE) were probably there with Rin (a.k.a JOYCE L.!) and Nyu (JOYCE C.!) and Katrina (HIRA!) and everyone else with anime names. (ahem, jun and i think sophia too!)

7. Hollow cucumbers...

Have been eaten by Nyu. [LMAO XDDD MOST LIKELY TO HAPPEN!]

18. Goatman has hairy goat legs and is an emo potatoe. Har har har~~. <-- ROFL xD sorry. had to get back at Luka-chan for spamming my life lol.

???

19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D':

A bit... so bored now...

20. Bye byes~! I'll miss you~~ :'D

k...

#14: Nyu

1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D

龍神：３はい！ [she says that means “Ryujin” which means dragon. Or something like that xD]

2. Did you smile today? ^ ^

Kinda.

3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences please~)

Food=My Life :D [THIS IS A 100% TRUE XDD]

4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive~? ^w^

Yea.

Yea. Steam her and eat dim sum with her dead steamed body. [\o/ that’s so scary!]

6. TRAINS~~!!!

hay...

7. Describe Emiko in 3 words or less. ^ ^~

Whale. Fat. Cheesezzzzz. [no. no. no. -_____-“]

8. You just found out Emiko lives in your closet. Do you:

A) freak out

B) kick her out

C) smack her

D) go "WTFF?"

E) both c. and d.

F) let her stay, but you hide all your underwear.

->E. and B. and G.) Kill her. [wah~ > < so mean! Lol xDD I would welcome you into my closet Nyu-san~]

9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?

Sweet and sour. Coffeeee >|. Potatoes and curry. [I don’t like coffee > <. Too bitter~]

10. You find baby Emiko on your door step, what do you do with her?

Move her to my neighbor's doorstep. [lolol but what if your neighbor is a bad person?? :O]

11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)

Do: 1)Buy a giant mansion. And then move my family in there :D

2)Buy gaming systems. (PSP, PS3, XBox360, and a giant TV (Not really, I got one XD)) 3)Get a Wacom Cintiq 24HD :DDD

4)Buy a Alienware M18x Laptop, 15'' MacBook Pro 2011 OS X Lion, 27'' iMac, and giant desk for all this crap.

5)MANGAAAAAAAAAAA and a giant Library for all the books I want.

6)And buy a whole bunch of other stuff to decorate my houseeeeeeeeee.....

[ROFL XD Is it just me or did you put the more thought into this question than any other questions? xDD]

12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do?? o.O

Uh....I'm already dead. What else do I have to do? [lolol idk. You could always attack them from within their stomach and burst your way out :D]

13. Would you want a third arm on your back?

No.

14. I love you~~ <33 Will you marry meh?! :D :D

No. Go marry a Humpback whale. [no more whale jokes >__< ]

15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he's not a donkey?

Idk

16. Do you think that if you were to live with Emiko, you'd blow up in three days (or less)? xD

I'll blow her and her house up in less in an hour. […I won’t let you into my house then xDD]

17. Hollow cucumbers...

Ok. For a second there, I thought it said 'Holy cucumbers.' [ROFL XD You’re so blind.]

18. Goatman has hairy goat legs and is an emo potatoe. Har har har~~. <-- ROFL xD sorry. had to get back at Luka-chan for spamming my life lol.

Great. He's gay too.

19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D':

No.

20. Bye byes~! I'll miss you~~ :'D

Bye.

#15: Rin Kagamine

1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D

Rin Kagamine...? I DON'T KNOW! Like... I like my name! ^ ^;

2. Did you smile today? ^ ^

No shit, Sherlock! LOL I mean: yess~ Of course I did~ :D [because of me, ne? :D :D *delusional*]

Weant to know why? (Whispers) Because I saw a picture of Len wearing a "rapeface" xD [lol oh. So it’s not cuz of me D: ? and rofl xD Len’s rape face isn’t as scary as Luka-chan’s xDD]

*normal voice* And because of other reasons too~ :) [oh and I’m one of them right?? :D :D]

3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences please~)

Dude. You should know me well by now! hats with the sudden introduction? O_o [lol xD It’s not for me. It’s for the readers. xD]

Ok, well~ I appear to be very sweet and innocent and naive, and maybe like I have a hint of dumb blonde in me. ^ ^;

But I'm actually smart (supposedly xD), and kind of hot tempered, can be scary >;D, and... oh! I'm dirt-minded too! ;D

[lol xDD this is a very good description of yourself.]

4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive~? ^w^

LOL YOU? NAIVE? Mmm... sort of. Hey, thats my title! NO STEALING! >:O

You can be the klutz. :) While Luka can be the sadist/masochist xD

[hahah xDD yea I guess I’m more of dense then naïve, ne?]

Uhh... if I wasn't a Christian, then maybe? But as a Christian, I know that nothing except faith in God can bring you eternal life and happiness, and everlasting riches :) [but eating me gets you faster results~ :D]

6. TRAINS~~!!!

CHOO-CHOO~! LOL :3

ORRR~... PERVY STUFF! >///< xD ;DD [I would explain what she means, but it might scar you people for life xDD]

7. Describe Emiko in 3 words or less. ^ ^~

A contradiction x3 [+10 points! xDD that’s the perfect description for me. Lol.]

8. You just found out Emiko lives in your closet. Do you:

A) freak out

B) kick her out

C) smack her

D) go "WTFF?"

E) both c. and d.

F) let her stay, but you hide all your underwear.

A, D, F and G

G- Ask her WHY shes in your closet, and if its legit enough, let her stay. If not legit, kick her out >:) LOL I might just let her stay though xD Beacuse I'm a nice girl and a good girl :3

[lolol I’m in your closet because I feel like it (?) xDD]

9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?

Sweet over sour! Chocolate~ over Vanilla. And... Meat and potatoes over curry~

10. You find baby Emiko on your door step, what do you do with her?

OMG that would be so cute! I would take care of her, and try to find out who her parents are. if she has none, then SHE'S MINE >:D [I’ll gladly~ be yours :D]

LOL I might adopt her :) [lol xDD then again I don’t trust you w/ kids. So you raising me might not be such a good idea xDD]

11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)

PSHHH~ Yeah, you wish, woman xD

Well~ Maybe SOME of it (like 50 dollars xD). [I’m happy with any amount of free money xDD cuz I’m a total free loader/ mucher x3]

I would probably save it for future, better use :)

and use it to buy a wonderful house, car, and clothes :D

12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do?? o.O

What do you mean "What will you do?"!

You retard, if I get eaten, then I'm dead.

Dead people cannot DO anything!

Especially dead people who aren't even in 1 whole piece!--; [ROFL XD true turee. That’s a good point you make. Buut you could always give the lions food poisoning >:D That way they suffer as well. Lol.]

13. Would you want a third arm on your back?

Umm... no, I'll pass. No disfigured mutations! ^ ^;;

14. I love you~~ <33 Will you marry meh?! :D :D

I love you tooo~ As a friend, you retard! And no, I will not marry you --;

I never knew you were a lesbian! Or Bi! :O

LOL I'm kidding~ but seriously, no. I would not marry you --; [TT^TT another rejection.]

15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he's not a donkey?

I don't know! He was PART donkey?

Or maybe as SMART as a donkey?

Or.. he looked like a donkey?

He liked donkeys?

ORRR~ "Donkey Kong" just sounded nice; had a ring to it! ^ ^ [lol your last idea is the only one that makes sense out of all of them xDDD]

16. Do you think that if you were to live with Emiko, you'd blow up in three days (or less)? xD

Yeah, probably... if her little siblings kept attacking me xD [haha my brothers are pretty violent :3]

And~ if they weren't there (if you're talking about our little fantasy world)... then... still a yes.

Probably because Emiko would be stupid enough to like set the house on fire or something.

Or invite some violent little trolls that blew up the house or something xDDD [lololol xDD that is very possible! That’s why my dad is nervous every time he leaves me home alone xDD]

17. Hollow cucumbers...

Are not possible!

But that would make eating cumbers crunchier!

You would hear the sound of crunching much better! :D

18. Goatman has hairy goat legs and is an emo potatoe. Har har har~~. <-- ROFL xD sorry. had to get back at Luka-chan for spamming my life lol.

LOL I wouldn't be surprised. First of all:

!. Goatman is a GUY. GUYS have HAIRY LEGS. [ewww xDD I think guys with hairy legs are grosss xP]

2. Goatman is part GOAT. Henceforth the "goat" in his nickname. And goats have fur all over! xD

3. Luka will kill you, and then hurt me after she sees this xD [lol ikr. xD let’s run for our lives together, ne?]

19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D':

No, not really. I'm actually almost glad to get it over with! xDD

No offense, Emiko~

20. Bye byes~! I'll miss you~~ :'D

Yeah, ok. Only a goodbye that will last for like 30 minutes xD

Anyways: Byes~ :D *waves*

#16: Luka Cifer (she has so many different last names. But I decided her official last name would be Cifer xD)

1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D

LUKA MEGURINE CIFER LAWLIET :D [lol your name is too damn long, woman! xD]

2. Did you smile today? ^ ^

HELL YEA I DID >D [haha I bet it’s because you just got done watching yaoi or something xDD jk jk don’t kill me xDD]

3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences please~)

NO WAY, STALKER :D

4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive~? ^w^

hmmnnnn. depends. you can be the most naive brainless person, yet at the most retarded times, you are like suspicious and stubborn >.>

aww, but shes my friend D: wellll......would a little PART of her count ? like if i mix in her spit into a smoothie or grind her nails into cookie mix ? or fry her hair ? Owo [LOL XD No woman! You have to eat me all. No loop holes~ xD. Haha but you’re the only who thought of eating part of me xDDD so erm..+5 points? xDD]

6. TRAINS~~!!!

you do not want to know. [hahaha xDDD I remember I freaked Rin-chan out when I told her xDD]

7. Describe Emiko in 3 words or less. ^ ^~

ye stupid. [thou mighty stupid x3]

8. You just found out Emiko lives in your closet. Do you:

A) freak out

B) kick her out

C) smack her

D) go "WTFF?"

E) both c. and d.

F) let her stay, but you hide all your underwear.

1, i dont have underwear in my closet O-o, 2, I ALREADY KNOW SHE LIVES IN MAH CLOSETTT >DDDDD !!!!

9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?

both ! chocolate ^ ^. meat and potatoes. i HATE curry, i would have most anything else D: [but curry is so yummyyy~~!! :O]

10. You find baby Emiko on your door step, what do you do with her?

id be like 'haha you stupid child XD' then be like hmmnn...i can adopt her nd make her moi slave.... <3 [lolol xDD I think I’d rather be raised by Nyu-san then be your slave! And that is saying something because Nyu-san would probably leave meh in a corner or teach my dog tricks because she doesn’t know what to do with a kid xDD]

11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)

i would use a considerable amount to get anime merchandise, other cool things, save a considerable amount to buy anime merchandise and other cool things in the future, and save the rest ? owo oh and i might get my friends some things ^ ^~

12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do?? o.O

its a gorilla habitat. why would a lion be there ? anyways, i'd be like . . . KITTIESS !!!! and playyy with the lion/panthers :D~ [rofl xDD only you would be okay with being with lions. xDDD haha Grimmjow referrance~~ <33]

13. Would you want a third arm on your back?

hell naw, son. :/

14. I love you~~ <33 Will you marry meh?! :D :D

ABSOLUTELY :D not - -;; if you havent noticed, ima feemmmaaaalllleeee and only interested in sexy dudes at the moment ^ ^ <3! […at the moment…?? O.o lolol meh too. xD I don’t want to marry you. I want Nyu-san! xDDD rofl jk jk]

15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he's not a donkey?

OMG, SOOOO TRUE ! IN FACT, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY NIGHT :O!!!!!! [telekinesis >:D]

16. Do you think that if you were to live with Emiko, you'd blow up in three days (or less)? xD

hmmmnn... i think id be more like we blow EACH OTHER up because the shear amount of our stupidity, pervyness, and retardedness would like...yeaaaa… [lol xD I think my stomach would implode due to the extreme laughter we would have.]

17. Hollow cucumbers...

dude, once, i came across this site that tells you how to make home made, ORGANIC dildos out of various fruits and vegatables O-O i bet you got it from there XD [lolol this is exactly what I was thinking when I thought of this!! xD LOL but I got it from you woman. Haha you never sent meh the link to the site (and I don’t want it >_>). Haha +10 points]

18. Goatman has hairy goat legs and is an emo potatoe. Har har har~~. <-- ROFL xD sorry. had to get back at Luka-chan for spamming my life lol.

:O ! le gasp ! EWWWW HAIRY LEGGSSS !!!! > < !!!!!!!!! but other than that, i guess i deserve this for spamming you with disturbing pictures i come across on dA :/ [yesh! You totally deserve this!! xDD Those pictures are life scarring!! And wtf? French accent? xDD]

19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D':

not at all :]

20. Bye byes~! I'll miss you~~ :'D

i sure as hell wont :D !! ~ [neither will I~ :’D *is crying on the inside*]

#17: Pari Sonya

1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D

ur face... lolz xD... no jk.... pari...

2. Did you smile today? ^ ^

i tried to smile but u stopped me.... [wah~? D’: really? I’m so sorry!]

3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences please~)

i go to the same school as u do... i live________.... u dont need to know that part... ^ ^

4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive~? ^w^

wat is naive? i am to lazy to seach it on google... so just tell me so i can answer ur question.... [lolol xDD I am also too lazy to google it. So too bad for you woman~ x3]

i would like to live forever... but i dont want to eat up a good friend... xD [yay! :D I’m glad I won’t be eaten xD]

6. TRAINS~~!!!

i like the ones in switzerland... they are expensive... but SO MUCH neater and cleaner, and have cuter guys... >.<

7. Describe Emiko in 3 words or less. ^ ^~

crazy, cool, and crazy [I’m cool?? :D :D *tears of happiness*]

8. You just found out Emiko lives in your closet. Do you:

A) freak out

B) kick her out

C) smack her

D) go "WTFF?"

E) both c. and d.

F) let her stay, but you hide all your underwear.

i pick e and f... lolz xD...

i would smack u hard for even thinking of taking my undies! [rofl xD I don’t want your underwear! That’s ..weird…o.o;;]

9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?

sour, vanilla, potatoes without the meat...

10. You find baby Emiko on your door step, what do you do with her?

see if she is a wizard like harry potter, if she is steal all her powers... [rofl xDDD you wouldn’t keep me?? Only steal from me?? LOL so mean xDD]

11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)

i would go to taco bells and then give a "all u can eat" buffet... and i'll invite u... if u like tacos... [I like tacos! :D]

12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do?? o.O

how can i get eaten by a lion if i am in a GORILLA habitat.... if i do... i would take u WITH meeeeeeee!

13. Would you want a third arm on your back?

no because i would have trouble sitting... and sleeping... [ROFL XD TRUE!]

but if i did....

i would be able to slap someone behind me.... ^ ^ [LMFAO XDD THE BEST PART OF A THIRD ARM!!]

14. I love you~~ <33 Will you marry meh?! :D :D

no... i am THAT kind of person... hope u know what i mean... [another rejection TT^TT]

15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he's not a donkey?

i do not know... tell me if u do know....

16. Do you think that if you were to live with Emiko, you'd blow up in three days (or less)? xD

no... i love sleepovers!

17. Hollow cucumbers...

wats so fun eating them? they would be tasteless!

18. Goatman has hairy goat legs and is an emo potatoe. Har har har~~. <-- ROFL xD sorry. had to get back at Luka-chan for spamming my life lol.

i so SO SORRY... cant really answer that one.... i dont know what goat man looks like....[part goat. part man. :D]

19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D':

YA.... not really.....

20. Bye byes~! I'll miss you~~ :'D

i'll miss u even more!!!! xD xD xD xD =P [:D :D :D]

#18: Katrina Miyuki

1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D

Elizaveta [wah~ :D Hungary’s name is so cool!! *hetalia referrance*]

2. Did you smile today? ^ ^

Yes. I died of laughter cuz of my awesome cousin Umi. [I’m happy then :D :D]

3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences please~)

I love anime. Especially Hetalia. Umi iz awesomerz.

4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive~? ^w^

No.

No. [yay! :D I’ll survive then!!]

6. TRAINS~~!!!

Take you places [lolol xDD]

7. Describe Emiko in 3 words or less. ^ ^~

Happy

Pervy

Epico (yes, I said EPICO with an O at the end.)

[You’re epico too~~!! :D]

8. You just found out Emiko lives in your closet. Do you:

A) freak out

B) kick her out

C) smack her

D) go "WTFF?"

E) both c. and d.

F) let her stay, but you hide all your underwear.

9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?

Sweet.

Vanilla.

Meat. [o.o but I thought you were vegetarian..]

10. You find baby Emiko on your door step, what do you do with her?

Take care of her. [mommy~ :D …lol xDD that’s so awkward. But rofl isn’t that ppl in hetalia do? They take babies they find and turn them into countries xDDD]

11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)

Buy anime merchandise. And a big house. And share with everyone. [WAH~ :D SO GENEROUS!!]

12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do?? o.O

I got eaten by lions, what am I supposed to do? [haha xD hmm~ you could always do what Ai-chan did :D lol xD]

13. Would you want a third arm on your back?

No.

14. I love you~~ <33 Will you marry meh?! :D :D

No. [\o/]

15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he's not a donkey?

IDK

16. Do you think that if you were to live with Emiko, you'd blow up in three days (or less)? xD

I wouldn't blow up. I'd get her to buy me anime merchandise. [lolol and I’ll gladly buy you some :D]

17. Hollow cucumbers...

Fat green donut paluzski. [xDDD A donut!?!? XDDD that is a funny way to think of it xDD]

18. Goatman has hairy goat legs and is an emo potatoe. Har har har~~. <-- ROFL xD sorry. had to get back at Luka-chan for spamming my life lol.

…

19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D':

No. I have to eat my dinner.

20. Bye byes~! I'll miss you~~ :'D

I'll see you at school. [yuuppp :D :D …unless we die tomorrow. Then I’ll miss you :’D ]

#19: Gleek

1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D

my name isssss ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(hey this is how i would say this in real life okay deal with it uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaemikoisajerkaaaaaaahhhhh hahaha cheap person

[lololol you are a cheap person! xDDD. And I’m not a jerk :O]

2. Did you smile today? ^ ^

lets see hear i woke up so dam early, took a test, had to walk in the frezing cold, my parents were late to pick me up, i listened to songs that i'm bored of, everybody is ignoring my posts on facebook, i got this post and i got mad that i didn't check my gmail sooner yeah nooooooooooooooooooooooo

[LOLOL XDDDD but smiles are good for you~]

3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences please~)

I'm a super gleek yup thats right not a anime/manga/vocoloid freak cough luka cough. i'm a strange/ nice person but if u r my enemy i'll rip your guts out nah i'll just make your ears expoled u know what i'm taking about emiko. I'm am currently obsessed with the song somewhere by west side story sung by GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Mango, Pineapple, apple and i formed a group and i'm orange yeah this might take some figuring out to do but focuss on pineapple. i know a lot about emiko no i'm not a stalker

[haha that’s waaay more than 5 sentences xDD and haha xDD how much do you know about meh Gleek-kun?? *is scared to know* xD]

4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive~? ^w^

I would curse but this is an email so yeah. WHATS WRONG WITH U WOMAN, IS YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON STRAIT. Your a winderful person sure you have a tecnology side, u read at a slow pace, yet write a lot, and u have an uncontrolable laugh BUT STILL YOUR THE BEST FRIEND ANYONE CAN HAVE. But you did threaten someone to kill them and their(its a boy) i don't want to say it. But u where naive when u cut off your hair

[LOL XD there’s so many typos in this. And it’s so long. xDD rofl so much wording for a simple question xDD. Lolol thanks though <33 I know I’m a wonderful person *conceited*. Rofl xDD I only threatened him because he’s mean and stupid xDD! And lol you make it seem like I went monk and shaved my entire head xD.]

no way again WHATS WRONG WITH U WOMAN, IS YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON STRAIT. i'm probably going to comit suicide but if the table was turned i'd kill myself then u can eat me unless if your going to eat my skeleton no way

[… ^^ ;; it’s okay. I wouldn’t eat you xD]

6. TRAINS~~!!!

YOUTUBE CANDLE [LOL XDDD Having a youtube channel has nothing to do with trains xDD]

7. Describe Emiko in 3 words or less. ^ ^~

smart, strange, nice [:D :D :D]

8. You just found out Emiko lives in your closet. Do you:

A) freak out

B) kick her out

C) smack her

D) go "WTFF?"

E) both c. and d.

F) let her stay, but you hide all your underwear.

first A) freak out and say WHATS WRONG WITH U WOMAN, IS YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON STRAIT. I can get used to saying that then B) kick her out

[LOLOL XD Yea I’m pretty sure my head is screwed on straight. But there might be a few bolts loose x3]

9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?

Sweet, vanilla, what kind of Meat and potatoes or curry?

10. You find baby Emiko on your door step, what do you do with her?

Give to the hospital for adoption but follow whomever adopts her [lolol xDD well I’m happy you’d make sure I won’t go with some pedophile, creepo, old dude xD]

11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)

20% goes to helping to get rid of global warming it helps people so it helps emiko 70% goes into a rainy day fund bank account. 5% to family or throw a parties one to family another to friends. The last 5% goes to a fabulous vacation

12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do?? o.O

I'm already dead WHATS WRONG WITH U WOMAN, IS YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON STRAIT

[LOL XD YESH MY HEAD IS SCREWED ON STRAIGHT!]

13. Would you want a third arm on your back?

no WHATS WRONG WITH U WOMAN, IS YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON STRAIT [xDDD that’s like your catch phrase now xDDD]

14. I love you~~ <33 Will you marry meh?! :D :D

no WHATS WRONG WITH U WOMAN, IS YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON STRAIT if its toward ustapham(please unsramble) i understand

[EWWWWW >______< NOT THAT GUY!!! I WOULD NEVER WANT TO MARYY ustapham!!! IS YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON STRAIGHT?!?! Lolol and it’s a joke xDD. Would marrying me really be that bad?? xDD]

15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he's not a donkey?

they got bored(sorry i'm being cheap now but i'm tired of answering )

16. Do you think that if you were to live with Emiko, you'd blow up in three days (or less)? xD

No WHATS WRONG WITH U WOMAN, IS YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON STRAIT

17. Hollow cucumbers...

...

18. Goatman has hairy goat legs and is an emo potatoe. Har har har~~. <-- ROFL xD sorry. had to get back at Luka-chan for spamming my life lol.

agreed [ROFL XD we both better run for our lives then! I can hear Luka-chan coming xDD]

19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D':

no i;m relived

20. Bye byes~! I'll miss you~~ :'D

Hasta luego [Hasta Pronto~]

#20: Choco girl

1. I'm bored of asking for your names. Give me your dream name :D

i don't have one :(

2. Did you smile today?

yes-cause of you

3. Tell meh a bit about yourself too. (no more than about 5 sentences~ plz)

I don't like bugs. i cant swim. i did classical dance. what else should i say?

4. Okay, now answer meh honestly. Do you think I'm naive? ^w^

kind of, in a way. i mean you're know stuff but you're still naive.

5. Would eat Emiko if you were to get eternal life, happiness, and riches in return? and you are allowed to cook me however and with ever you want :3 (ex. barbecue sauce. grilling. boiling. ranch. etc.)

i would kill you for immortality, riches, etc because what is all that without friends. im a vegan!!

[yay! That means I won’t get eaten! :D :D]

6. TRAINS~~!!

Buses!

7. Describe Emiko in 3 words or less. ^ ^~

Caring, Hilarious, Smart [wah~ :D :D You think I’m smart?? LOL XD you’re one of the few who thinks that.]

8. You just found out Emiko lives in your closet. Do you:

A) freak out.

B) kick her out

C) smack her

D) go "WTFF?? Why!?"

E) let her stay, but you hide your underwear

freak out, then interrogate her. [lolol xDD I wonder what kind of an interrogation we’d have.]

9. Sweet or sour? Chocolate or Vanilla? Meat and potatoes or curry?

sweet, chocolate, curry [:D :D :D]

10. You find baby Emiko on your door step, what do you do with her?

take her in and raise her. [I WOULD SO TRUST YOU TO RAISE ME!! XDD All the other people would probably end up raising me to be a twisted kid xDD]

11. What would you do with a million dollars? (your answer should be "share with Emiko" xD)

i would share with emiko... maybe. JK i would share it. [waah~ :D :D really?? Gosh you’re so kind TTwTT *is crying tears of joy*]

12. You are tossed into a gorilla habitat, and instantly get eaten by lions. What do you do??

im eaten by lions. i cant do anything except maybe come out the other end. [LOLOL XD You and Ai-chan think the same way <33]

13. Would you want a third arm on your back?

no, how would i wear my beautiful clothes????? [That’s a good point!! \o/ I don’t want a third arm too then!]

14. I love you~~ <33 will you marry mehh~~!? :D :D

no thank you. sorry. [lol my first polite rejection :D that wasn’t a plain “no.” xDD]

15. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

;l life is hard, who knows why? [xDDD]

16. Do you think that if you were to live with Emiko, you’d blow up in three days (or less)? xD

no. i think i'd probably implode though. jk jk jk. i would be happy to live with such a good friend. [Really!? :D :D *starts crying more tears of joy* TTwTT Je-chan seems to be the only one who loves meh.]

17. Hollow cucumbers …

full cucumbers disgust me so what are hollow ones gonna do?? [lol I don’t like cucumbers either xDD]

18. Goatman has hairy goat legs. Har har har~~~ xDDD <- haha sorry xD had to get back at Luka=chan for spamming my life xDD.

i have no idea what youre saying so hehehehehehe <3 [ikr neither do I xDD lololol]

19. This is almost the end of the interview. Are you sad? D’:

yea im sad. [me too )’: no more Je-chan

20. Bye byes~! I’ll miss you~~ :’D

bye. see ya in school....... :):):):):):):):):):):):):):) [Yay~~!! See you later~ :D :D]

21) Banana-kun

1.Hello~ ^w^. How are you today?

I'm feeling okayyy x)

2.Are excited to answer another one of my interviews?

HAHA of course, your questions are alwayss somewhat surprising LOLS

3.Okay, so first real question: Santa Emiko wants to get you something for Christmas~. What do you wish for?

Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee {haha xDD not sure if you want my love though~}

4.What is one thing that you think Emiko needs to change about herself~? (Please say a real answer. Meaning no saying that Emiko needs to change herself by growing one extra foot, or something weird like that )

Hm....... she trys to look strong on the outside, but is very weak on the inside, wish she'd be herself for once.

5.One day, you get a knock on your day. You open it to see Emiko. She then unleashes wild dogs on to you. What is your reaction? :3

Lecture her until she understands how retarded she is LOL {noo~ lectures are no fun~ xD}

6.What do you think of Goatman (a.k.a. Ulquiorra) after you read the following fact: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females?

WTF EW

7.On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest), how dense do you think Emiko is? ^-^

Well, Of course 10. (I have my reasonss)

8.You have ungratefully pissed Emiko off. With all her anger, she tied you to a chair, and forced you to watch non-stop horrifying porn….and the chair is unbearably uncomfortable >:D. What are you going to do?

watch and make disturbing noises until emiko faints x) {oh my gosh >______< I would probably faint. that's so gross xDDD}

9.You have become seriously ill, and the doctor says to get better you have to implant a dead person’s boob onto your back (and it had to stay there forever or else you’d die instantly due to the illness). If you didn’t get the implant, you’d die the next day. Would you get the implant to save your life?

No. Of course not. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW thats nasty WTF a dead boob OMGGG I CANT IMAGINE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

10.Emiko loves you

THIS COUNTS AS A QUESTION? {wrong answer~!! You're supposed to say you love me back xDD}

11.Are these questions make you uncomfortable and/or think weirdly? x3

Nope, i'm normal unlike this kid xP

12.A gorilla escapes the zoo, and finds its way into your house. It eats all your food. Your reaction?

*gets out lighter and burns the gorilla and takes it to the kitchen* Yuuuummmmmm?

13.You are trapped with Emiko in an elevator. You hear someone shout that you’ll be stuck there for a week, you:

A)Play games until the elevator is fixed.

B )Kill her for her meat, so you don’t starve.

C)Blame all your misfortune on her.

D)Talk to her with nothing better to do.

E)Become extremely happy that you have Emiko all to yourself.

F)Take advantage of her. (me: O____O;;)

G)Other. (please specify)

F. xP it might be what youre thinking of, might not LOLOLOL {O_____________O;; *is very scared*}

14.A little kid throws his shoe at chu >:D. What do you do?

I wouldd pick the little kid uppp and swing him around (=

15.KYAAA~~ YOU’RE SO CUUUUTE >w< MARRY ME!! .....You're not old enough LOL we'll see in 248039248930983403824 years k ? (; {nooooo~ that's too long~. I'd like it to happen before you and I leave this world please :3 }

16.Haha it is almost the end of the interview so finally question: Did you have fuuunn~?

Sureee LOL

17.Bye byes~ ^-^

BYES.

22) Katrina-chan

1. Hello~ ^w^. How are you today?

About to smack you with a frying pan- LOL jk

2. Are excited to answer another one of my interviews? xD

3. Okay, so first real question: Santa Emiko wants to get you something for Christmas~. What do you wish for? :)

Hetalia merchandise or K-ON merchandise {Haha sorry ^ ^;; Santa Emiko is too poor to buy expensive anime merchandise...}

4. What is one thing that you think Emiko needs to change about herself~? (Please say a real answer. Meaning no saying that Emiko needs to change herself by growing one extra foot, or something weird like that :P)

Be a little more compromising {lolol truee~~. but I get grumpy sometimes, so that means it's either my way or the high way at times~ xD}

5. One day, you get a knock on your day. You open it to see Emiko. She then unleashes wild dogs on to you. What is your reaction? :3

6. What do you think of Goatman (a.k.a. Ulquiorra) after you read the following fact: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females?

Ulquiorra is not a goat {yesh he is x3}

7. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest), how dense do you think Emiko is? ^-^

Denmark- LOL jk {LOL XD I'm probably denser to him~ xD}

8. You have ungratefully pissed Emiko off. With all her anger, she tied you to a chair, and forced you to watch non-stop horrifying porn….and the chair is unbearably uncomfortable >:D. What are you going to do?

close my eyes, duh! {darn, you found a loop hole xD}

9. You have become seriously ill, and the doctor says to get better you have to implant a dead person’s boob onto your back (and it had to stay there forever or else you’d die instantly due to the illness). If you didn’t get the implant, you’d die the next day. Would you get the implant to save your life?

10. Emiko loves you ;)

She's cheating on Setsuna {ROFL XD}

11. Are these questions make you uncomfortable and/or think weirdly? x3

I always think weirdly

12. A gorilla escapes the zoo, and finds its way into your house. It eats all your food. Your reaction?

It's Nyu in diguise {probably xDDD LMAO}

13. You are trapped with Emiko in an elevator. You hear someone shout that you’ll be stuck there for a week, you:

A) Play games until the elevator is fixed.

B ) Kill her for her meat, so you don’t starve.

C) Blame all your misfortune on her.

D) Talk to her with nothing better to do.

E) Become extremely happy that you have Emiko all to yourself.

F) Take advantage of her. (me: O____O;;)

G) Other. (please specify)

14. A little kid throws his shoe at chu >:D. What do you do?

Aww~ what a cute kid!

15. KYAAA~~ YOU’RE SO CUUUUTE >w< MARRY ME!!

GO BECOME ONE WITH FRANCE YOU POTATO BASTARD! {Noooo~~ it must be you~ x3}

16. Haha it is almost the end of the interview :) so finally question: Did you have fuuunn~? x3

17. Bye byes~ ^-^

Hasta la PASTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! {:D :D :D}

23) Ai-chan

1. Hello~ ^w^. How are you today?

Bad :/ {D': aww}

2. Are excited to answer another one of my interviews? xD

...no ==

3. Okay, so first real question: Santa Emiko wants to get you something for Christmas~. What do you wish for? :)

To be numb. {hmm...Santa Emiko shall try to help complete your wish....but ...I must warn you, Santa Emiko can be kinda...clumsy ^ ^;;...so maybe you should wish for something else :3}

4. What is one thing that you think Emiko needs to change about herself~? (Please say a real answer. Meaning no saying that Emiko needs to change herself by growing one extra foot, or something weird like that :P)

Stop being so optimistic == {But life is no fun if lived any other way :3}

5. One day, you get a knock on your day. You open it to see Emiko. She then unleashes wild dogs on to you. What is your reaction? :3

Glare at the dogs and watch them stop halfway and run back.

6. What do you think of Goatman (a.k.a. Ulquiorra) after you read the following fact: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females?

...he must have a long d*ck :| {LMFAO XDDD}

7. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest), how dense do you think Emiko is? ^-^

138. You have ungratefully pissed Emiko off. With all her anger, she tied you to a chair, and forced you to watch non-stop horrifying porn….and the chair is unbearably uncomfortable >:D. What are you going to do?

Nothing?

9. You have become seriously ill, and the doctor says to get better you have to implant a dead person’s boob onto your back (and it had to stay there forever or else you’d die instantly due to the illness). If you didn’t get the implant, you’d die the next day. Would you get the implant to save your life?

...no ==

10. Emiko loves you ;)

:V Everyone loves me {TRUE <333 but I felt like telling you anyways :D}

11. Are these questions make you uncomfortable and/or think weirdly? x3

No, I'm so used to them :V

12. A gorilla escapes the zoo, and finds its way into your house. It eats all your food. Your reaction?

Make the zookeeper buy me more food than I originally had.

13. You are trapped with Emiko in an elevator. You hear someone shout that you’ll be stuck there for a week, you:

A) Play games until the elevator is fixed.

B ) Kill her for her meat, so you don’t starve.

C) Blame all your misfortune on her.

D) Talk to her with nothing better to do.

E) Become extremely happy that you have Emiko all to yourself.

F) Take advantage of her. (me: O____O;;)

G) Other. (please specify)

14. A little kid throws his shoe at chu >:D. What do you do?

Throw the shoe back.

15. KYAAA~~ YOU’RE SO CUUUUTE >w< MARRY ME!!

...I should have expected == {is that your second rejection? D: }

16. Haha it is almost the end of the interview :) so finally question: Did you have fuuunn~? x3

Not really :/

17. Bye byes~ ^-^

*is already 10 miles away* { TT^TT *so sad* }

24) Jessa-chan

1. Hello~ ^w^. How are you today?

Fine; how are you? {I'm good :D Thanks for asking!}

2. Are excited to answer another one of my interviews? xD

A little bit I guess.

3. Okay, so first real question: Santa Emiko wants to get you something for Christmas~. What do you wish for? :)

Hmm... I wish for some Wizard101 gift cards for friends.

4. What is one thing that you think Emiko needs to change about herself~? (Please say a real answer. Meaning no saying that Emiko needs to change herself by growing one extra foot, or something weird like that :P)

*Thinking* Emiko shouldn't change anything about herself... that's how she is. If I really have to say... I would say... pay more attention to friends I guess.

5. One day, you get a knock on your day. You open it to see Emiko. She then unleashes wild dogs on to you. What is your reaction? :3

I WOULD KILL HER (haha not literally but you SHOULD know what I mean...)

6. What do you think of Goatman (a.k.a. Ulquiorra) after you read the following fact: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females?

Ulquiorra (a.k.a. Goatman) is not really a goat... Goatman is just a nickname and a joke someone (*ahem*) made I think.

7. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest), how dense do you think Emiko is? ^-^

8. You have ungratefully pissed Emiko off. With all her anger, she tied you to a chair, and forced you to watch non-stop horrifying porn….and the chair is unbearably uncomfortable >:D. What are you going to do?

Apologize A LOT. If that doesn't work, threaten her or someone she loves (obivously Setsuna would be the main victim). If that doesn't work, improvise (cause I'm out of ideas!)

9. You have become seriously ill, and the doctor says to get better you have to implant a dead person’s boob onto your back (and it had to stay there forever or else you’d die instantly due to the illness). If you didn’t get the implant, you’d die the next day. Would you get the implant to save your life?

... No comment. {HAHAHAH XDDD }

10. Emiko loves you ;)

Okay? Love you back AS A FRIEND!

11. Are these questions make you uncomfortable and/or think weirdly? x3

Yes! Why put in question #9?!

12. A gorilla escapes the zoo, and finds its way into your house. It eats all your food. Your reaction?

WTF and if the gorilla is a bad gorilla and I have no choice, I would kill it. If it understands to leave, I'll let it leave. I'll just go buy more food and hide it. :)

13. You are trapped with Emiko in an elevator. You hear someone shout that you’ll be stuck there for a week, you:

A) Play games until the elevator is fixed.

B ) Kill her for her meat, so you don’t starve.

C) Blame all your misfortune on her.

D) Talk to her with nothing better to do.

E) Become extremely happy that you have Emiko all to yourself.

F) Take advantage of her. (me: O____O;;)

G) Other. (please specify)

D) (and maybe G) which would be to find a way out myself instead of waiting for the LOSERS (unless they are my friends and good people) (lol) to get me out.

14. A little kid throws his shoe at chu >:D. What do you do?

It's a little kid. They DON'T know better. Or I might kill them (not literally). (Muhahahahaha)

15. KYAAA~~ YOU’RE SO CUUUUTE >w< MARRY ME!!

A weird comment... and no I will NOT marry you. (They're A LOT of reasons why.) 1. I AM NOT LEBSIAN! 2. You will be marry to Setsuna or some other guy you like. (There are more reasons but these are the main reasons why!)

16. Haha it is almost the end of the interview :) so finally question: Did you have fuuunn~? x3

Weird fun if you ask me. {ROFL XD IKR <3}

17. Bye byes~ ^-^

BYE!~

25) Gleek-kun

1. Hello~ ^w^. How are you today?

not so good. i'm sleeply, hungrey, got acupuntured, and i got a bruise on my foot after hitting the piano chair

2. Are excited to answer another oneof my interviews? xD

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

its been so long since the last one since u spend all your time talking to bannana kun

3. Okay, so first real question: SantaEmiko wants to get you something for Christmas~. What do you wish for? :)

can i give u a list and u chose one

1. a dead emiko

Songs I want to have in my mp3

Glee season 2

1. … Baby one more time

2. Don’t go breaking my heart

3. Start Me Up/Living On A Prayer

4. Singin in the rain/ umbrella

5. Thriller"/"Heads Will Roll

6. Need You Now

7. Don’t you want me

8. Blame It (On the Alcohol)

9. Hell to the No

10. Turning tables

11. Unpretty/I Feel Pretty

12. Go your own way

13. Rolling in the deep

14. Friday

15. I Love New York"/"New York, New York

16. Still Got Tonight

17. For Good

Glee season 3

1. Ding dong the witch is dead

2. Its not unusual

3. Anything goes

4. Something’s coming

5. Somewhere

6. Its’ all over

7. Out here on my own

8. Spotlight

9. Take care of yourself

10. One hand one heart

11. Tonight

12. I can’t go for that/ you make my dreams

13. Hit me with your best shot/ one way or another

14. Girls just want to have fun

15. Survive/ survivor

16. Abc

17. Control

18. Man in the mirror

Glee Christmas album

My favorite things

All for Christmas I want is you

Extraordinary merry Christmas

Let it snow

Do they know its Christmas

Christmas wrapping

3. u to donate a load of money to toys for tots

{DAMN SO MUCH GLEE O__________O". Sorry. Sasnta Emiko cannot grant such wish. xD}

4. What is one thing that you thinkEmiko needs to change about herself~? (Please say a real answer. Meaning nosaying that Emiko needs to change herself by growing one extra foot, or something weird like that :P)

u ddo not want me to answer this question

naw i'm kidding

u need toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiamibeingcheaporwhatooooooooo

stop writing so fast, go into rehab, get your ass over to tawain and vist bannana kun, tell me your crush, and most important of them all GROW YOUR F******* HAIR BACK.

{Wahh~ but I think my short hair looks nicee~~ <33}

5. One day, you get a knock on yourday. You open it to see Emiko. She then unleashes wild dogs on to you. What isyour reaction? :3

1. U STALKER

2. u beeeeeeeeeeeeppppp

3. run

4. kill

5. she's drunk

{LOLOL XDD PROBABLY}

6. What do you think of Goatman (a.k.a.Ulquiorra) after you read the following fact: Billy goats urinate on their ownheads to smell more attractive to females?

I feel sorry for luka now. but lol. wait how do they get pee up there. do they drink some?

Bubble bath time. i think hes a disgusting, hairy, ball of beep

7. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being thelowest), how dense do you think Emiko is? ^-^

8. You have ungratefully pissed Emikooff. With all her anger, she tied you to a chair, and forced you to watchnon-stop horrifying porn….and the chair is unbearably uncomfortable >:D.What are you going to do?

i'm tied up wat can i do but close my eyes. wait u can't tie me up i can hurt u with a poke from a pen. that barely costs me energy. so imagine wat i can do with u. not in that way. i'd smash u into the wall and leave there which is the minimum.

9. You have become seriously ill, andthe doctor says to get better you have to implant a dead person’s boob ontoyour back (and it had to stay there forever or else you’d die instantly due tothe illness). If you didn’t get the implant, you’d die the next day. Would you getthe implant to save your life?

passssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss {ROLF XD You should answerrr~~ xDD}

10. Emiko loves you ;)

were not that close of friends and ewwwwwwwwwww {LOL XD what a mean rejection~.}

11. Are these questions make youuncomfortable and/or think weirdly? x3

obviously

12. A gorilla escapes the zoo, andfinds its way into your house. It eats all your food. Your reaction?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

13. You are trapped with Emiko in anelevator. You hear someone shout that you’ll be stuck there for a week, you:

A) Play games until the elevator isfixed.

B ) Kill her for her meat, so you don’tstarve.

C) Blame all your misfortune on her.

D) Talk to her with nothing better todo.

E) Become extremely happy that youhave Emiko all to yourself.

F) Take advantage of her. (me: O____O;;)

G) Other. (please specify)

14. A little kid throws his shoe atchu >:D. What do you do?

he better say sorry or else

15. KYAAA~~ YOU’RE SO CUUUUTE>w< MARRY ME!!

go marry yourself. hahaha only kidding. but i don't feel the same way.

16. Haha it is almost the end of theinterview :) so finally question: Did you have fuuunn~? x3

no not really

17. Bye byes~ ^-^
bye emiko

26) Pari-chan

1. Hello~ ^w^. How are you today?

very well thank u..

2. Are excited to answer another one of my interviews? xD

maybe....???

3. Okay, so first real question: Santa Emiko wants to get you something for Christmas~. What do you wish for? :)

anything girly...lolz xD {ROFL XD Okay~}

4. What is one thing that you think Emiko needs to change about herself~? (Please say a real answer. Meaning no saying that Emiko needs to change herself by growing one extra foot, or something weird like that :P)

she needs to relax more often! {I am relaxed!....well..okay you're right xD}

5. One day, you get a knock on your day. You open it to see Emiko. She then unleashes wild dogs on to you. What is your reaction? :3

WTF!!!

6. What do you think of Goatman (a.k.a. Ulquiorra) after you read the following fact: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females?

...ok....

7. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest), how dense do you think Emiko is? ^-^

what do u mean by dense? like fat? or how u can float on water? i give u a 1? or a 10?

8. You have ungratefully pissed Emiko off. With all her anger, she tied you to a chair, and forced you to watch non-stop horrifying porn….and the chair is unbearably uncomfortable >:D. What are you going to do?

as soon as i am released... smack emiko and tell her BAD GIRL....lolz xD

9. You have become seriously ill, and the doctor says to get better you have to implant a dead person’s boob onto your back (and it had to stay there forever or else you’d die instantly due to the illness). If you didn’t get the implant, you’d die the next day. Would you get the implant to save your life?

ya...

10. Emiko loves you ;)

i do too!!! {YAY!! :D}

11. Are these questions make you uncomfortable and/or think weirdly? x3

YES highly!!

12. A gorilla escapes the zoo, and finds its way into your house. It eats all your food. Your reaction?

fuck... i now need to buy more food...>.> TT.TT

13. You are trapped with Emiko in an elevator. You hear someone shout that you’ll be stuck there for a week, you.

A) Play games until the elevator is fixed.

B ) Kill her for her meat, so you don’t starve.

C) Blame all your misfortune on her.

D) Talk to her with nothing better to do.

E) Become extremely happy that you have Emiko all to yourself.

F) Take advantage of her. (me: O____O;;)

G) Other. (please specify)

D...

14. A little kid throws his shoe at chu >:D. What do you do?

throw my shoe at him!

15. KYAAA~~ YOU’RE SO CUUUUTE >w< MARRY ME!!

no i am not les... {awww~ D: *so sad*}

16. Haha it is almost the end of the interview :) so finally question: Did you have fuuunn~? x3

yes...well kinda?

17. Bye byes~ ^-^

BYE~!!

27) Choco-chan

1. Hello~ ^w^. How are you today?

very well thank you. im excited about the food trip tomorrow :)

2. Are excited to answer another one of my interviews? xD

of course. i have something to do. {:D :D :D}

3. Okay, so first real question: Santa Emiko wants to get you something for Christmas~. What do you wish for? :)

idk. what i want is pretty darn expensive and it is a little silly (meaning nerdy) {Anything for my lovely, Choco-chan. Just ask. I dont care what it is :D I shall try and make you happy!}

4. What is one thing that you think Emiko needs to change about herself~? (Please say a real answer. Meaning no saying that Emiko needs to change herself by growing one extra foot, or something weird like that :P)

i think she is fine the way she is. everyone loves her and the prez cannot even function without her.

5. One day, you get a knock on your day. You open it to see Emiko. She then unleashes wild dogs on to you. What is your reaction? :3

i would hypnotize the dogs then turn them on the evil little girl, emiko. i really didn't know you were mean. (sobbing) {NOOOOO~~~ I sent chu rainbow ponies~~!! No dogs for Choco-chan! No dogs D: }

6. What do you think of Goatman (a.k.a. Ulquiorra) after you read the following fact: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females?

...i'm lost. y would u know this?

7. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest), how dense do you think Emiko is? ^-^

0 (yay!!!!) {OMG REALLY? O_______O You don't honestly believe that do you???}

8. You have ungratefully pissed Emiko off. With all her anger, she tied you to a chair, and forced you to watch non-stop horrifying porn….and the chair is unbearably uncomfortable >:D. What are you going to do?

i will catch a few z's. goodness knows i could use some sleep, no matter how uncomfortable the chair is or how wrong the "show" is. {LOL XD}

9. You have become seriously ill, and the doctor says to get better you have to implant a dead person’s boob onto your back (and it had to stay there forever or else you’d die instantly due to the illness). If you didn’t get the implant, you’d die the next day. Would you get the implant to save your life?

o hell no!!

10. Emiko loves you ;)

i love her too. {YAY!!!! <3333 *jumping with joy*}

11. Are these questions make you uncomfortable and/or think weirdly? x3

ehh. im not affected, shall i say, by all of her pervertedness.

12. A gorilla escapes the zoo, and finds its way into your house. It eats all your food. Your reaction?

kill it then disect it. jk jk jk.

13. You are trapped with Emiko in an elevator. You hear someone shout that you’ll be stuck there for a week, you:

A) Play games until the elevator is fixed.

B ) Kill her for her meat, so you don’t starve.

C) Blame all your misfortune on her.

D) Talk to her with nothing better to do.

E) Become extremely happy that you have Emiko all to yourself.

F) Take advantage of her. (me: O____O;;)

G) Other. (please specify)

by this i mean that i would form a plan with emiko to shout until our lungs burst and the

repairman lets us out. i have a life (lol not really)

14. A little kid throws his shoe at chu >:D. What do you do?

take him to the mental hospital. he must be mad to throw something at me.

15. KYAAA~~ YOU’RE SO CUUUUTE >w< MARRY ME!!

ummmmmmmm, id rather not, but we can be best friends! {Okay DEAL :D}

16. Haha it is almost the end of the interview :) so finally question: Did you have fuuunn~? x3

i did. i wasted time, which i should not have considering i am always whining for more time but whatever.

17. Bye byes~ ^-^

-- bye!

28) Nyu-san

1. Hello~ ^w^. How are you today?

.......

2. Are excited to answer another one of my interviews? xD

No.

3. Okay, so first real question: Santa Emiko wants to get you something for Christmas~. What do you wish for? :)

More wishes XD {LOL NO! XD}

4. What is one thing that you think Emiko needs to change about herself~? (Please say a real answer. Meaning no saying that Emiko needs to change herself by growing one extra foot, or something weird like that :P)

Her face desu. {SO MEAN TT^TT!!}

5. One day, you get a knock on your day. You open it to see Emiko. She then unleashes wild dogs on to you. What is your reaction? :3

*Uses Katana*

6. What do you think of Goatman (a.k.a. Ulquiorra) after you read the following fact: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females?

Lol?

7. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest), how dense do you think Emiko is? ^-^

1 {O_______O That's a surprising answer, especially when it's coming from you}

8. You have ungratefully pissed Emiko off. With all her anger, she tied you to a chair, and forced you to watch non-stop horrifying porn….and the chair is unbearably uncomfortable >:D. What are you going to do?

Call Nyu to get me outta here.

9. You have become seriously ill, and the doctor says to get better you have to implant a dead person’s boob onto your back (and it had to stay there forever or else you’d die instantly due to the illness). If you didn’t get the implant, you’d die the next day. Would you get the implant to save your life?

NEvERRRRR

10. Emiko loves you ;)

Great. I don't want her love. {I know you do ^w^ stop denying it~}

11. Are these questions make you uncomfortable and/or think weirdly? x3

It annoys meh. 12. A gorilla escapes the zoo, and finds its way into your house. It eats all your food. Your reaction?

KILL.

13. You are trapped with Emiko in an elevator. You hear someone shout that you’ll be stuck there for a week, you:

A) Play games until the elevator is fixed.

B ) Kill her for her meat, so you don’t starve.

C) Blame all your misfortune on her.

D) Talk to her with nothing better to do.

E) Become extremely happy that you have Emiko all to yourself.

F) Take advantage of her. (me: O____O;;)

G) Other. (please specify)

G) Breaks open the elevator.

14. A little kid throws his shoe at chu >:D. What do you do?

Knock the kiddie with his shoe.

15. KYAAA~~ YOU’RE SO CUUUUTE >w< MARRY ME!!

No. {TT^TT}

16. Haha it is almost the end of the interview :) so finally question: Did you have fuuunn~? x3

No.
17. Bye byes~ ^-^

Walks away. {Chases after you >:D}

29) Luka-chan

1. Hello~ ^w^. How are you today?

good-ish, a bit tired x-x

2. Are excited to answer another one of my interviews? xD

sure why not

3. Okay, so first real question: Santa Emiko wants to get you something for Christmas~. What do you wish for? :)

sebastian michaelis.

4. What is one thing that you think Emiko needs to change about herself~? (Please say a real answer. Meaning no saying that Emiko needs to change herself by growing one extra foot, or something weird like that :P)

her logic. {LOL I AGREE XD}

5. One day, you get a knock on your day. You open it to see Emiko. She then unleashes wild dogs on to you. What is your reaction? :3

call sebastian.

6. What do you think of Goatman (a.k.a. Ulquiorra) after you read the following fact: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females?

i think of him as the same because he is not a goat. and how do goats pee on their heads >.>

7. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest), how dense do you think Emiko is? ^-^

1.0x1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 {LOL XD TRUE~}

8. You have ungratefully pissed Emiko off. With all her anger, she tied you to a chair, and forced you to watch non-stop horrifying porn….and the chair is

unbearably uncomfortable >:D. What are you going to do?

uhmm. yeaaa, i knew you were into porn >.> i would be like -_- and be pissed for being restricted [tied to the chair] then i would close my eyes and fall asleep. {LOL XD I highly doubt that, but okay~}

9. You have become seriously ill, and the doctor says to get better you have to implant a dead person’s boob onto your back (and it had to stay there forever or else you’d die instantly due to the illness). If you didn’t get the implant, you’d die the next day. Would you get the implant to save your life?

no.

10. Emiko loves you ;)

okay. {that's it? D': }

11. Are these questions make you uncomfortable and/or think weirdly? x3

nope.

12. A gorilla escapes the zoo, and finds its way into your house. It eats all your food. Your reaction?

"insolent fool,how disgusting and unattractive. sebastian, get rid of that thing."

13. You are trapped with Emiko in an elevator. You hear someone shout that you’ll be stuck there for a week, you:

A) Play games until the elevator is fixed.

B ) Kill her for her meat, so you don’t starve.

C) Blame all your misfortune on her.

D) Talk to her with nothing better to do.

E) Become extremely happy that you have Emiko all to yourself.

F) Take advantage of her. (me: O____O;;)

(G)) Other. (please specify) i would at first be like COOL! then WTFF ! then OMGG ! then hahahaha then AHHHHH then 'hey, lets talk about yaoi' then GAHHH I M BOREDDDD then 'im hungry' then 'hey, why dont we exercise?' then 'ahhhh im tired' then 'tell me a story' then i'd say 'we should find a way outta here O-O' {ROFL XD you fail.}

14. A little kid throws his shoe at chu >:D. What do you do?

throw it back. but really, it depends on the kid.

15. KYAAA~~ YOU’RE SO CUUUUTE >w< MARRY ME!!

nope im taken. {NOOOOO~~ I already called dibs on you~ xDD}

16. Haha it is almost the end of the interview :) so finally question: Did you have fuuunn~? x3

sorta.

17. Bye byes~ ^-^

bye XD

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