26 Awkward Facts About Me

This super long blog post is a post with 26 weird facts about me~~!! Yippee! We're gettin' weird with Emiko \(^o^)/......... wait. that didn't sound right XD;. LOL.

Anyways, to be honest, this post is a way to make up for not blogging for like....idk a month? XD;;. I mean, what better way is there to say "Hey, sorry for depriving you of my incredibly crappy posts?" I also apologize for not doing that "A through Z facts about me" thing ^ ^;.

Okay, so here we go! 26 Awkward Facts about Me~

1. I have a total weakness for guys with awesome hair ♥♥♥
LOL. This is probably the most known out of all the weird things about myself. I have a fetish for males with beautiful hair; whether it's a toddler or a grown man. I just think great hair is a very attractive quality xD. LOL. I don't know why.
At this moment, the only example I can think of for a guy with the hottest hair ever is Kazuya Kamenashi!! I love his hair ;w;. It totally matches his face. And when he smiles, I swear it just glistens :'D.
Oohh. but I find black, shaggy hair the sexiest. kyaaaa~~. And in my opinion, black hair and green eyes is a killer combo!! LOL. yup. totally fangirling over my own fantasies right nao =w=b.

Korean pop-star hair is pretty hot too, but sometimes it can just be weird .___. like...really weird. xD. LOL.
2. Despite me liking guys with awesome hair... don't think I like hair in general. I mean I don't like excessive hair xD;;. LOL. For instance, leg hair, underarm hair, chest hair. It's all very gross for me >___<". Mustaches or beards are okay... but I don't really like them either xD;;. I mean, if the guy can pull it off, then suree~~. If he can't than... he should just shave it off. Hahaa, I'm told that guyys who shave aren't real "men"... If that's the case than I prefer "fake" men(???) XDD. LOL. I don't know if it's because I feel that it's very unsanitary to be hairy all over, or maybe I just find it unappealing. probably both xD. I also find bushy eyebrows to be ugly .___. like...really ugly. LOL. I don't like them at all  .
3. Speaking of hair, I have this strange pleasure when people play with my hair O3O... I don't know why xD;;, but it just feels kind of relaxing for me, I guess. LOL. //awkward. like... i don't know. Fingers combing through my hair. The light touch of the tips sliding across. It tingles my senses. Rofl, this is quite awkward to share, but it's an interesting fact to know about me? xD
4. I'm a sucker for corny things!! corny pick-up lines. corny jokes. corny events. All of it will make me giddy to the core. . . I can't really explain why I like it. I mean, I love to laugh, and corny things are just so funny. Plus, I am like forever telling corny jokes.. xD.

Oh, and my favorite pick-up line is: Do you have a map? because I just got lost in your eyes~ ;D. LOL. I also like "if I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought!" Another favorite is, "Do you run track? because you've been running through my mind all day." The one about track is especially funny for me right now because I'm thinking of joining track at my high school :)

5. Har, this is probably obvious, but I'm a total romantic. A little romantic gesture goes a long way in my opinion ^^.
romantic fantasy time:
Everyday, you come home from the subway. One day, you climb up the trecherous stairs, and up, out of the subway station. Finally, you're out of the stuffy place, and onto the busy streets of New York. There, standing in the middle of the busy crowd, is your girl/boyfriend. They somehow stand out from the rest, and has the brightest smile on their face when they sees you. They were waiting there with a bouquet of beautiful flowers. And they're here just for you, with flowers for "just because".
total aww~ ♥

or
Getting a heartfelt, handwritten love letter. That'd be nice TTwTT. Our society totally sucks though, and everything is done digitally. IT'S NOT THE SAME !! Not the same as an actual letter at all. A letter with beautiful calligraphy paper and script that's covered in the boy's scent would make a girl swoon~ any day! Okay, so maybe it doesn't have to be in script or on calligraphy paper. For all I care, it could be on loose leaf/line paper. However, it being hand written shows that the person actually cares, and put the effort into it. It's sweet ;w;.
6. I get lonely easily, and need human companionship often. The idea of being alone scares me. That's why I love my siblings, and my friends. They help fill in the empty gap ;w;  

When you're alone, thoughts consume you. consume youu~ O^O. Plus, it's really boring when you're all by yourself D; no one to play with~. I don't like it.

7. I like to poke things with a stick; weird things like bugs or inanimate objects or suspicious items... If I could carry a portable stick with me, I would. I also think that bug that looks like a stick is badass. x3. I find poking things with a stick to be very full filling. It helps calm my curiosity for things XD.
8. I get tempted easily..... yea, I'll leave it up to your imagination to guess by what. xD.
9. I have a soft spot for adorable little children  !! Some of my friends think I'm a pedophile... and maybe to a certain degree I am. LOOL. Jkk. However, I do carry candy with me like 70% of the time XD //shot. I don't have any sexual attraction to little kids though, so I really am joking. I love kids. They're a total pain in the ass, but their adorable-ness makes up for it tenfold   I'm an impatient bastard, but when it comes to children, I can wait eons ;w;. They're worth the wait   lol

10. When I was ten, I thought I was bi .... seriously xD. LOL. but don't worry, and don't freak out!! I have discovered that I'm attracted to the male population. Guys are just too hot to not love. //shot.

11. I always try to wear socks at a friend's house... this is because I am self-conscious about my feet. I think they look ugly ;A;. I don't know why, but they just look odd to mehh. I have like wide, flat feet, so it looks weird with my thin toes D; . ewwy.
12. I get grumpy super easily. I mean, I seriously get bitchy when I'm grumpy. It's like I have a total 180 degree personality change. I'm negative, pissed-off-all-the-time, and super mean ;A;.
I'm grumpy when I wake up from a nap. I'm grumpy when I don't eat. I'm grumpy when people bother me too much. I'm grumpy when I'm trying to do something, and people interrupt me. I'm grumpy when I'm frustrated. I'm grumpy a lot .___.
13. I get mad easily as well... but I can hide that well. so beware people. That smile you see on my face could be fake :3... LOL. Seriously though, it's really easy to tick me off, but I have good self-control 8D. The thing that pisses me off the most are stupid and ignorant people. They can be so obnoxious sometimes, and one day I'll burst :V.
14. I often unconsciously correct people's mistakes. It could be a grammar mistake, or whether I think they should've done something else than what they had originally did. I keep that bottled in too. I'll smile and move on. xD;
15. I find Asian accents more attractive than English accents. //shot. shot. shot. Yesh! I've admitted it. lmao! English accents can be kind of annoying sometimes. Asian accents are at least funny. Or maybe I'm being biased. LOL. Oh, but you know what's the best? An Asian boyy with an English accent ;D.  

16. When I was a kid, I thought Robin was hot. LOL. xD. the Robin from Teen Titans and Batman.
17. I have this guilty pleasure of liking it when people take the tip of their nails, and gently glide them across my skin. It tickles in the slightest way that feels quite nice. It's embarrassingly soothing for me xD. I don't know whyy.
18. I only love clothes shopping when I'm by myself. This is because I always feel like I'm being judged for everything I want to buy ;A;. I mean, it's not like I buy anything inappropriate. It's just I let other people's opinion get in my way when I'm buying clothes. I don't know why Dx.
19.  Some of my friends agree that I would make a good boyfriendd~   I mean, apparently, I know how to treat the ladies well~ ;D. Kufufuu~. All jokes aside though xD, some really do think I would make a good boyfriend~. Probably because I'm a girl, and I know what girls like ;D. hurhurhurr. //creep. xD. Too bad I'm not a boy :P. Such a shame for the female population. LOL.

20. I'm self-conscious of the sounds I make when I pee.... LOL Let me explain!! You know when you pee, you make certain sounds due to the fluid of your pee splashing into the toilet water? LOL. Well, I feel awkward when I think about the people who's also in the bathroom, in which they can hear me peeing. I don't know why, but it's awkward when the bathroom is silent, and all you hear is the sound of pee. It's especially awkward when you take one of those long pees. ROFL. I'ma stop talking about it xD;; //too weird.
21. I treat bugs like people... to a certain extent. xD. I mean, I acknowledge them as an actual life. Whenever I see one in my house though, I kill it. I'm totally a baby when I kill it though. The whole time I'll be screaming. LOL. It's like my body and my mind don't match. It's like my hand will be killing it, and smashing it with a tissue like crazy. While on the other hand, I'm crying bloody murderer the whole time xD. It's quite a funny sight. However, I only kill the bugs in my house. When I'm outside, I don't kill bugs. To me, if the bug is in my house, it's a trespasser. Therefore, I have the right to kill it. For the bugs though, outside is there home. And you know how messed up it would be to kill someone in their own home? LOL. so I only kill bugs when I'm in my home :)
22. I find pocket sized toys annoying and stupid. insanely stupid .___.
23. When I was kid, my dream was to have a doll house. LOL. And when I finally got one for my birthday (can't remember which bday x__x), it was a really crappy doll house. OTL. //childhood dream was crushed. LOL. I think my obsession for a doll house had to do with my desire to be an interior designer as a kid. I find decorating fun :) ....but now I realize I have no designing sense whatsoever xD.
24. When I was a kid, I thought girls should always wear dresses~... because dresses were pretty, and they made girls look pretty. However, in my pre-teen years, I hated dresses. They were breezy, weird, and I was goin' thru a "tomboy" thing. LOL. xD. Now though, I'm okay with dresses. Don't like them. Don't hate them. Sometimes though, a girl just feels like getting all dolled up and wearing a dress ;D.

25. I find rain to be a bastard.

Okay sure, kissing in the rain. dancing in the rain. walking in the rain. reading in ..your house..while it's raining :'D. LOL. the sound of rain. the smell of rain. I LOVE IT ALL   ....but doing anything in the rain... will end up in you either getting soaked and dirty, or sick. LOL. I prefer none of those things xD. Sometimes though, I just don't care, and I go into the rain anyways :'D.
Oh, it's also a bastard because sometimes you want to go out... and it doesn't let chu O^O. I can just hear the rain tease me, "Hahaa~. I'm peeingg, and you can't do anything about it~!! You can't go outt~~." LOL....don't ask. //crazy. xD;.
26. ...I hated and loved doing this. LOL. and... if you know me well, you'll know what I'm about to say.
DONT JUDGE ME! I mean I just shared most of my weird facts about me... on the public internet. XD //no shamee. I only typed up the ones that I could think of at the time (took me three days to come up with this many T^T).

and blogger is a being a total stupid bum on me. It keeps screwing over my paragraphs with equal signs, and making me rewrite this entire damn post three times! I feel like a total s.o.l (sh*t outta luck xP).

Sleep Talking

That awkward moment when you're sleeping, and your sister is awake to hear you sleep talk .___.

LOL. so everyone in my family are major sleep talkers. If you watch us sleep for awhile, eventually we'll spew out some random ass phrase and confuse the crap outta you. I am no exception to this statement.

This morning when my sister later woke up, she was like "What were you dreaming about?!"

To be honest, I remember dreaming about making cookies..... LOL. Don't judge me! XD. I can't help it that I've been craving cookies. I mean, I'm trying to cut back on calories (because I'm too fluffy for my liking TT___TT). That means no coke, no drinking a lot of juice, and no sweets; meaning no cookies ;A;. The "no sweets" part makes me the most upset because I love sweet things!

Anyways, my sister didn't say I was shouting about cookies. Instead she said I had thrust my arm up in the air, and shouted "That Rainbow! It's too colorful!! Stop that!" Then I acted as if I went blind or something.

.______________. I must be a complete idiot in dream land. LOL.

It must be fun to watch me sleep though.............. wait. no. that would be creepy. xDD.

Idiot Boy

Arghh. I feel like punching something or someone! >:(

Today was filled with a mix of good and bad things. The bad things primarily affecting me right now D; ergg. I went to my summer classes at Bronx Science (my going-to-be high school). It started out fine. First period was music. It was a boring class though >___>. I'm sorry, but when you put a sleepy teen together with soothing music, you're obviously going to get a snoozing me. Har, anyways, that's not the point of the story at the moment xD.

It all started in health class o^o. Grr, the very thought of the memory makes me upset D;
My health teacher is like also the head of the social studies department, so he has a lot of stuff to handle sometimes. Thus, he often shoves us a handout, and leaves the room to do his business or whatever it is he does. You can already predict how things could go wrong, huh? A room filled with teens who just wanna have fun, and no teacher in sight. It's chaos =___=". I honestly didn't think that students from Bronx Science would be such goof offs D; totally upsetting.
Anyways, I'm used to that. Rowdy teens is expected. What ticked me off today was a particular boy :V. He is a rather rude boy if you ask me xP.
First offense:
The handouts were being passed out, and he had happened to pass back the handout without taking one for himself. Idiot =__=. He looked around, and I assumed he was going to take one of the extras (there's always extras for some reason :P). Thus, I turned to reach back for one for him. Before I completely turned around, I saw that bastard grab my paper. He looked at me. I looked at him. I had a million words to say to that boy (many of which were not nice or very "ladylike"). However, nothing came out of my mouth. Nothing! I can't believe that. I'm totally the type to back-sass anyone who pisses me off. I don't know what happened to me today >__<. I suppose I've just been too quiet in high school for too long. I must have forgotten how to talk to others TT__TT. To be honest, I just kinda wanted to lay low, and not get into anything xP. I just wanted a peaceful, invisible existence in high school ;A;. Why can't I get that? Anyways, since I've forgotten to communicate, I certainly must have lost my ability to bash a person too TT___TT. Oh, how I miss that skill of mine.
Second offense:
Everyone was being loud as hell during the teacher's absence. They were louder than my brothers have ever been; which I find incredibly because two demonic little boys put together can make really loud sounds! Nevertheless, I endured the chaos, and tried to continue my work though. It was hard blocking out the sounds. I couldn't even hear myself think! I was boiling inside. Every inch of me wanted to just tell everyone to shut up (well, preferably, I wanted to insert more harsher words there, but it would just be too rude to do so xD;;). However, during this chaos, a girl sitting next to me was saying to the guy who pissed me off "You should follow Emiko's example. Look how she's reading and highlighting her work. She's way better than you." I was surprised she knew my name, surprised by the semi-compliment (if you can even call it that :P), and surprised that she decided to pick on me instead of someone who wanted to be part of the "fun" (or whatever they thought it was =____=). Guess what the guy did? I thought he was going to just laugh and poke fun at her or me or himself. But no. I was wrong (how many times is that now? a million? billion? trillion? xPP). Instead, he snatched my paper right out of my hands. He held it up in the air, holding it only by his fingertips as if it was some foreign object. He looked at me. I looked at him. It was very hard not to shoot death glares at him. I wanted to spew venomous words about how rude and idiotic he was. how insolent and obnoxious he was acting. how childish and annoying he was being. No. To be honest, I didn't want to lecture him or insult him. I just wanted to punch his guts out, and leave him bleeding on the floor =___________=. Sorry, teen angst/pent up frustration going on inside of meh right now. If I sound scary....well, I am scary :V no excuse there.
It took everything I had to ask for it back without sounding upset, angry, or mean. "May I have it back, please," was what I said. "Please" might of came out a little bitchy-sounding, but what can you expect? xP.  The girl who caused him to want to take my paper was like "You don't have to say please. Just punch him. Be rude to him. He deserves it." Of course he deserves no polite-ness whatsoever, but I didn't want to satisfy the bastard with a reaction. I just started him down until he gave it back to me :V.

However, now that I think back to it, I should've done something more. Punching him is out of the choice. However, I could have told him to go get his own handout himself. Or I could've told him that he should get his pussy ass in gear, and work on his own damn paper. Or I could have said to him some weird philosophical shit that I got stored up somewhere in my hippopotamus hippocampus about how idiots don't make it out on top in the end.

oh, but as the saying goes~
Could've.
Would've.
Should've.
Didn't. Didn't. Didn't.

No point in dwelling over what I should have done.

Instead, if ever he were to bother me again... well, let's just say, he'll never have kids. ever. I'll make sure it won't happen it again.