I'm so Clumsy

Went to the park today :D

Ran around a lot.

So much so that I took a nap afterwards xD.

LOL anyways, into the details shall we? :)

My brother has been dying to go to the park, so we all went.
Since it's the winter time, I wasn't allowed to practice rollerblading D':
My dad said that since it's cold, I shouldn't be doing things that might get me hurt. (I'm still a newbie to rollerblading). Supposedly, injuries (like open wounds and such) hurt more in cold whether. Thus, making it a bad idea to do something that could cause you to get such injury. I enjoy rollerblading a lot, even though I suck, so it was so sad that I couldn't roller blade :(

But feeling the need to do something active, I started chasing my little brother xD.

While at the park, I saw a guy I knew from elementary school. He goes to my school now. Except over the years, we've never really talked to each other. It was kind of awkward xD. Usually, I would say hi, but due to our acquaintanceship-ish relationship I didn't. However, as I was chasing after my brother, he kept calling me a bully for chasing my brother. Not a nice word to use >__<. I think he was bored or something because he decided to join. He tried helping my brother by blocking me, and telling my brother to run faster.
His little brother is so cute though >w< !! So I enjoyed playing with his brother. Haha but I must admit he's kind of  cute too, but lol he's not my type :P.

Anyways, I'm very quick at thinking :D. So when he blocked me I just took a different route xD. I went down one of those poles that are sort of like a smaller version of the ones in firehouses. They make a nice escape route :D. Haha xD but it was so awkward because as I was sliding down a pole. A pole. LOL sigh I'm weird :P. Climbing up and down ladders are a pain. My feet just aren't fast enough xD

During our game of tag, I fell down three times and had hit my head once or twice.
I had hit my head because those stupid arch bars that are placed above the playground steps and such are built so damn low! Haha so I ended up walking into it a couple of times :P.
I fell down so many times because I'm just too darn clumsy xD.

First time was because of the mass amount of leaves that had fallen due to the fall season. The playground floor is made of this smooth material. Thus, smooth ground + lots of leaves = a falling Emiko. I would step on the leaves and just slide. ^ ^;; Another time was because I was running too fast, and tripped on the tiny steps of the playground. The last moment I fell was because one foot just kept getting in the way of the other xDD.
I fail at life xDD.

My brothers and my friend laughed at me xD. I sat on the floor laughing too lol. It's just so funny when people fall, especially if I fall :3. I'm just so stupid, it's funny xDD.

Sigh~ but now I got a terrible bruise on my head -____-" It hurts like hell. Clumsyness sucks xD I'm always getting hurt :T.

Haha anyways, it's getting kind of late. So good night <3
blog to ya laters ;D

Happy Halloween!!

Happy Halloween people~~~!!!!

Haha I didn't go trick or treating. I'm apparently too old for that xD. I had to work today too. I can't believe the stupid driver that drops everyone off at my work didn't come today. I ended up having to walk like 30 blocks tonight! That totally sucked. My feet were dying. When I came home I was dragged back out because my family had just gotten done trick or treating, and we were going out to eat. Sigh~ so now I'm really tired xD.

Despite not going out to trick or treat, I have actually been able to obtain a significant amount of candy.
Pari-chan let me eat a crap load of her candy corn xD so much so that I am now sick to the stomach of candy corn. lol.

I LOVE LUKA-CHAN TOO THOUGH!!! <333~~~
THAT EPIC WOMAN GAVE ME SOUR GUMMY WORMS~~~!!!! :D :D :D
*is enjoying a yummy piece right now* fufufufufu~~
Haha I don't think I've mentioned this before, but sour gummy worms are my favorite candy of all time. It is absolutely delicious, tasty, and sweet. I just love eating them. I don't know why. The flavoring is really good, but not anything special. But I love them. And Luka-chan loves me enough to get me some. I was so happy because I haven't eaten gummy worms in like forever xD. Haha so a special love shout to Luka-chan~! (even though she doesn't read my blog xD)

LOL So here are some really low quality pictures that I took with my NEW camera. haha no more crappy camera for me). However, since I don't know how to work my new camera, the pictures still come out crappy xD.
Anyways, this is of the handmade bag Luka-chan made for me to put my candy in. She made like a couple of these for everyone in my group of friends.
But the message she wrote on it was so mean TT^TT.
The first words I read is "You hoe-baggy woman!" xDD LOL it's tough love I tell ya! She also talks about how she loves meh (haha I knew it!). It's also L.'s (from death note) birthday today! So she mostly gave us candy because of L.'s birthday, and not for the purpose of Halloween xD.

Sigh~ well anyways, I got to go. My stupid mean science teacher gave me homework TT^TT. LOL but science teacher is so cool. He dressed up as a mad scientist today. It was hilarious xD.

Haha well anyways, I hope y'all have a fun Halloween. Go steal candy from your siblings (or jack 'em from random people off the street) ;D. And have a nice scary night~ throwing eggs at people's houses or watching scary movies or whatever the heck it is you do. xD haha *hopes you people have the common sense to not actually do what I say here*

Meh Memoir

For English class, we're doing a study on memoirs. My English teacher is planning on making us write one ourselves. It was hard for me to do since I couldn't pick which one of my many fail memories to write about xD.
There's just so many. For example, the time I got slammed in the stomach with a pool stick, when I first rode a zip line, or my first haunted house, or when I witnessed a girl yelling at her imaginary creatures, and etc~. So yea, as you can see, I have experienced many things; ranging from chicken fights on the monkey bars to moving across the United States by car. However, my English teacher had my class only write the lead to our memoirs as tonight's homework. I decided to share it :D. Okay~ so here's the lead/beginning paragraph/hook to my memoir:

I remember a pretty, blonde girl in a blue wizard’s cloak. She looked to be older than me, and taller; a giant to my standards. “Get down on your hands and knees,” she ordered in a soft voice. I had felt the need to follow this girl’s command. Thus, I did as I was told. I got down on my hands and knees, and awaited further directions. “Now crawl,” She says. Into a dark confined space I went. I was now entrapped into a boxed area, nowhere to go but forward. People were crawling in after me; making the choice to turn back seemed unlikely. I readied myself for what was about to happen. Gathering as much courage as I possibly could. I was about to find out just how much fear can make my heart pound…

^Lol mine sounds stupid and weird xD. I also tried to make it suspenseful, but epicly failed > <;;. The lead to my memoir probably doesn't make any sense, and you're most likely thinking "Huh?" Haha so why don't ya comment to meh about what you think my memoir is about? :D I would like to hear your guesses x3 it might prove to be interesting for meh. Whoever can get is right will get .... a congratulations from lil' ol' meh xD.
I'll be sharing my memoir as I start to work on it more, but for now this is all y'all will get. So enjoy~ xD

ps. it has nothing to do with rape, for all of you ppl who thought wrongly at "get down on your hands and knees" -____- . . . . . . . .lol xD or is it just me again who noticed that fail, somewhat wrong sounding, line?

Requested Answers

LOL XD So my friends are incredibly weird, and wanted me to fill out the answers to my newest interview. I think this request is really stupid because of the type of questions listed xD, but just to please them, I'll answer the questions anyways. Haha xD so prepare for some fail answers, and enjoy the read~

ps. you should go check out the answers my friends wrote in the "Interrogation Time!" page I created if you haven't already :D

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

It’s Emiko H. Seiei~~ :D please remember this. ^ ^

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

I would like to think so …..

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

People pick on her too much!!! It’s incredible how she can still live after being harassed so much all the time!! xD

4. You were on a hiking trip with Emiko. If Emiko was hanging off of a cliff, and you had the choice of saving her or your last supply of food that was also apparently hanging off the cliff. Would you save Emiko or the food? (if you pick food, Emiko  will understand xD)

Hmm…save myself…or save the food…?? Er- well this is a tough one xD.

Okay, final answer: Depends on what kind of food I’m saving :D

5. BANANA! 

So many things in my life can be connected to this one word~ xD

(a stupid guy I know, my aunt hates this fruit, it’s one of my friend’s favorite color, Rin’s boyfriend/husband, and etc~ xD)

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues? 

erm- I…I don’t know how I would feel about getting my boobs chopped off ^ ^;; …

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

Bite his dick off, duh :3

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

OBVIOUSLY SOCK MONKEYS!! THEY WILL COME ALIVE AND KILL YOU!!!

9. I less than three you :)

I love myself :D (narcissist~~ x3)

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her? 
I would just give her the money xD. That way she can just buy the damn thing herself.

11. Do you even remember Emiko‘s birthday??

Nope :D. My memory is fail, and I usually need to have the google calendar remind me :)

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

LOL XD I WOULD FREAK OUT!! Buuut~ last time I checked, I don’t have a dick :T so no worries~ x3

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

I’d mass produce it and give send it to all my friends :D

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

I’d steal all her soap :3 so that way she’ll smell like crap >:D

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

LOLOL XD EWW~~!! I think of my old social studies teacher xDD He was sooo hairy >__<

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in your closet 

D) throw Emiko  at the mob

I pick E)throw a gorilla warlord at the mob ^ ^ That way I can trip them all with a hairy creature >:D

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

-brain failure-

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

No I didn’t have fun! It was hard! I mean, do you know how hard it is to answer interview questions when it directly involves YOURSELF in the questions?? and no I don’t love you. You’re a total idiot for even doing this xDD

A Good Day xD

Okay, so today at lunch my friends and I got pretty hyper xD.
We were talking about random things like usual~.
I don't remember what it was about though. OH WAIT! I remember now xD.
Okay so there were these people sitting at a table across from my friends and I. They were eating ramen, and I was like "We should eat ramen too!" Except stupid senile Rin-chan was like "We should eat vomit too?! Wtf?" I was like "*facepalm* NO!...unless you're into that sort of thing" We then started laughing, and describing how gross it was to eat vomit. Then Luka-chan was talking to me about some movie/show she watched about a guy who eats young girls' noses. She was like "He would grab their face like this." She holds onto her cheeks, and then inches closer to me as she describes what the guy does. It came to the point where she grabs my arms, and then "GRAHAHAHA!" She screamed at me, and came like inches away to biting my nose off! IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!!! So it came to the point where we were laughing and banging on the table, and like totally spazzing out because we were laughing to hard. RIn-chan made a comment about how it looked like Luka-chan and I were mining xDD. We just bursted out into another round of laughter.

However, the the vice principal came over. She pushed Luka-chan over, and sat at our table.
She was like "Y'all shouldn't act so crazy. That is not very lady like! blah blah blah"

All of us got super scared and thought we'd get in trouble :P
Me and Luka-chan were like communicating with each other with our eyes while the Vice Principal was talking. It looked funny because we would open our eyes super wide in order to do so xDD.
The vice principal then decided to stop complaining, and was all like "So what the heck were you talking about anyways?"
"Mining." is what me and luka-chan said at the same time with a slight giggle. (we jinx each other a lot xD tons of mind reading involved).
She was like "wait what were you talking about?" our vice principal is like only 40-something, and she's already senile xD.
Nyu-san is a totally idiot! xD She decides to add in on the conversation, and was like, "vomit."
"MINGING!" luka and I shouted in order to cover up nyu's stupid comment about vomit. xD LOL idk why but we felt the need to make sure our vice principal didn't think we were talking about vomit xD. ..but now that I think about it, mining isn't as great of a conversation either xD.

the funny part was when she said, "Ooh~ mining."
she said as if it was the most natural thing to be talking about.
My vice principal is weird xD

It was so hilarious though!! xD we cracked up about it for awhile.

Today I became friends (or at least I think I have), with a classmate I've known for ..3 years xD LOL. He's quite funny and unusually perverted xD. I think we'll be great friends. Haha. It's funny though, he seems like the quiet nerdy type, but he's actually nice and funny :D. I might talk about him in the future, so let's give him a name. I'll name him Jay :3. It'll be short for Blue Jay, which is like the bird! ...there's nothing I can think of that connects the two beings xD but I like the idea of it, so I'm going with it!

Kashu-kun seems to be feeling better now :D. ...or at least he's smiling more :). ...or perhaps, he's just hiding behind a smiling mask..>_>
Gosh! > < I'm starting to think negatively. Let's continue to be happy :D. So I'm going to say Kashu-kun is happy. He's been laughing more, and has regained his weird hyper-ness back. I'm glad ^ ^.

Also, I got paid today! Yay! xD I love Fridays~. It welcomes the weekends, and it's my pay day x3. $$$

Anyways, I'm finished with this entry for now. Nothing else to report really.
Bye~. Don't forget to have tons of smiles today~ :D :D :D