What Shit Watson?

LOLOL Anyone here a fan of Sherlock Holmes? XD

How about the phrase, "No shit Sherlock?"

XD Well for my group of friends, that's like our favorite phrase. Haha we all say such redundant things all the time, that the phrase is so commonly spoken.

Haha but Rin-chan decided to put her own spin on it XD. Now she says "No shit Watson." LOL Because supposedly there is only one Sherlock. So she can't be callin' other people Sherlock. Hense why she changed it to Watson. And that Sherlock is her~. Which is a good laugh since she acts so air headed at times XDD. If Rin-chan could be counted as Sherlock, we'd all be doomed ! But I'll let her dream, and keep calling her Sherlock XD.

Supposedly, I'm Watson #1 ! :D and Luka-chan is Watson #3 !
LOL We don't have a Watson #2 because we can't counttt. so it went from 1 and jumped 3 XD

And we changed the phrase to "What shit Watson?" XDD
Sigh. We're so weird.

OOOOH !!! AND NYU-SAN IS CRICK ! :D
My dear, Crick ! Yesh she is ^_____^
Crick is mine! Nobody can have her. No steal. Okay ? :D

ROFL Why are me and my friends roleplaying Sherlock? I have no idea.
But it's funny. Especially since none of us has ever actually read the book or seen the movie XD.
I read the simplified version for kids when I was little. Does that count? LOL.

Haha well that's all I have to say at the moment really XD. Just felt like sharing this. Dunno why~.

LOLOL CRICK AND WATSON <333

I'm the guy with the funny lookin' hair cut. And Nyu is the funny lookin' dude on the left. XD

Awkward Compliments

LIFE IS WEIRD <3
...and full of crap sometimes xD

End of story :3


LOL okay, why is life weird? Hmm~ for many reasons.

BECAUSE WHEN THINGS ARE NORMAL, LIFE DECIDED TO THROW SOME WEIRDO AT YOU WHO LIKES TO GROPE YOUR BUTT!!!

It was my lunch period, and I was about to go to a student government meeting. As I was walking by, one of my peers groped my butt Dx.
She was like "*squish squish*"
"KYAAA~~~!!! WTF?!?" I shouted-ish, almost about to drop my tray.
"Damn, Emiko~! You got a BUTT!!" she says.
Not sure what she meant, I said, "...o__o ...um..I know I have a butt."
"I know. But it's a nice one!" she says.

She kept trying to grope me for the rest of the lunch period >3<
and she kept telling people around us ^ ^;;...and like everyone was checking out my butt.
It was so embarrassing >____<

TT^TT *sniffles* I felt so violated...

Haha but when I told Banana-kun, he started laughing! LOL I mean it is kinda funny, b-but... I don't like it when my butt is being groped ^ ^;;
My classmate who was near by, actually checked out at my butt when the weirdo groper stated I had a nice butt. They're both females. Gosh how awkward. It's like I'm SURROUNDED by yuri, even when I'm not trying xDD.

Speaking of awkward compliments. The other day while changing in the gym lockers, one of my other classmates pointed at me, and was like "She has some nice ass curves!!!" And I'm like "O___O;;" I didn't know what to say ^ ^;;. I'm no good at responding to compliments like these. I was about to say thanks, but then her friend dragged me away, saying "She's crazy. Don't worry about her xD." All I could say was, "..o-okay..."

Sigh~ LIFE IS WEIRD AND FAIL LIKE THIS!

AND MY FEET ARE COLD
haha random, but true~~. Winter is terrible like this.

But seriously. Like what the hell am I supposed to say to these people?!? How does one respond to weird compliments like this? I mean..they don't even seem like compliments. They sound like compliments, but I don't feel happy like I should when I get a compliment. I feel like I'm being picked on D:
And I have no clue what to do about this >__<.

ps. FAIL! I wrote this up yesterday, and totally forgot to post it. Gomen nasi >___<
LOL but at least I'm posting it up now x) so be happy anyways~.

Sigh~ My Friends Are Total Pervs

LOL the title is quite self explanatory xDD

Today, was just crazy. My friends are crazy. I swear, I sometimes wonder why the heck I hand out with these people. Oh, wait, it's cuz I'm slightly crazy too :P.

Anyways, I don't know why, but my friends are like addicted to the word "balls." Er- no wait, that's describing it badly. Today, my friends (Luka-chan and Rin-chan specifically) kept using phrases with the word "balls" in it. Hmm...that doesn't sound too pleasant either xD. erm- um... LOL I'll try to explain(?).

For example, in gym, my group of friends had decided to sit on the floor and talk (like a bunch of bums). After fail-ly practicing for my upcoming pacer test, I had also sat down with them. (it was fail because my form of practicing was Nyu-san chasing me xD). However, the place my friends had decided to sit at was at the outer end of where people were playing volleyball. Thus, every now and then a volleyball would fly at us. Rin-chan got so annoyed that she shouted out "WATCH WHERE YOUR DAMN BALLS GO!!" um  ^ ^;;.....I don't know why she didn't just move :P
Yea, she put a real big emphasis on balls. It was intentional too. Sigh~ the people I hang out with are so terrible xD. There were also several other references to the somewhat inappropriate word, but I can't really remember them at the moment. *has a fail memory*

Luka-chan also started calling me a "cocky bastard" today because apparently I'm conceited xD. I had gotten in trouble in math class for not paying attention (yup meh, the nerd got in trouble :P shocking, ne?). So afterwards, Luka-chan was laughing at meh, and asked why I wasn't paying attention. I was like "Pfft~ I already know all the answers, so I didn't feel the need to pay attention." (I was bored, and started sharpening pencils :P) Luka-chan thought I was being a "cocky bastard" apparently, and repeatedly called me that for the entire day xD. The part she found so funny about calling me a cocky bastard was that it was an "unintentional pun." How? Well...bastard refers to boys/men/guys. Cocky has the root word of cock. So~ putting two and two together, it's technically a "pun." And haha xD it was requested by  Luka-chan for me to include her "ingenious" pun into my blog.

Which brings me back to the conclusion that my friends are perverted weirdos :3.

Oh, and Luka-chan drew meh a picture during science class today. (LOL for "nerds" we don't have good participation xD)

It's super pretty :D. Or at least it would be if she didn't include the weird make up and the loose kimono :3. The make up and kimono makes her look slutty. It originally was thought up of as Miku. However, since my character is Miku, but green, this picture somehow became an image of me. ^ ^;; the disturbing part about this is that it's prostitute version of "me." I find that quite offensive xD lol. But the picture is pretty cool, so I guess it's okay(?)...well no not really. I don't like being thought up of (or drawn as) a prostitute ^ ^;; because that's gross...
Anyways, you can see that Luka-chan wrote about how she messed up "my" ears. Haha, but the confusing part is that I don't even see ears xD. So I'm utterly baffled there, but oh well~.

Oh! I got my report card today. I. Totally. Failed. OTL.
Last year I ended with a (semi) beautiful grade of 97. However, this first marking period I got a overall grade average of 92.50 TT^TT. WTF?? Sigh~ I'm seriously pissed off at this :\. I'm gonna try harder now! I hate failure. It's just so damn annoying. I got pretty good-ish grades in my classes.
English - 93
Spanish - 94
Social Studies - 96
Math - 97
Earth Science - 85

OTL That was the grade that killed me. TT^TT wtf stupid 85. Curse you, bloody stupid 85!!

...damn...being a nerd is total pain in the bum :V. Getting a good grade makes you so depressed xD.
I won't be satisfied unless I get a 100 (curse of a nerd) xDD lolol which isn't likely for me, but I can dream right? ^3^

I'm So Retarded~~ XDD

I'm pretty sure most of you people know this, but I'm really retarded xDDD LOL.

So one of my friend, Gleek (I'll call him this since that's what Pari made up xD), had randomly asked everyone "What kind of fairy tale creature would you think everyone would be?" xDDD So we all actually replied to this somewhat stupid idea. LOL I'll post our answers. *skims through answers* hmm~ well that'll make this blog entry too long xDD. So I'ma just post what they said I would be in their opinion.

Gleek-kun says I would be....
A skeleton ..-________-
LOL and then he says he's joking, and replies saying that he thinks of me as a green fairy or fairy godmother because I am always busy and helps everyone a lot.
[haha xD calling me a godmother makes me sound so old. why does everyone see me as an old person? ^ ^;; or like a mother figure?? xDD it's weird!]

Jessa-chan says I would be...
A princess ... ^ ^;;
She doesn't state why xD
[LOL xD I think this was funny. I do not see myself as a princess.]

Pari-chan says I would be...
A computer freak ...xD
[LOL I so know why she thinks this. I do all my school work on the computer, while everyone still uses their hand :3 I'm advanced. xD haha]

Rin-chan says I would be...
Red Riding Hood
Because I am an oblivious happy one, who doesn't know she's going to meet a wolf and get eaten, but is still happy. And supposedly, I'm smart in some ways xDD
[haha xD we think of Red Riding Hood in the same way xD]

Luka-chan and Nyu-san hasn't replied back yet D: so I can't give ya their answers. But I think Luka-chan will kill me when she sees what I wrote xD. LOL

What I wrote:

Rin 

goldy locks :D  . . . cuz u always cause lots of problems xDD LOL JK!! 

You're Red Riding Hood w/ a bit of the personality from the one in hood winked xD. You seem very cute little girl-ish, but you're also kind of smart and cunning, yet you can be a total idiot and believe in weird stuff.

this relates to red riding hood bcuz 

rrh is a lil' girl

rrh from hoodwinked is smart and is quick thinking.

rrh can be stupid tho cuz the one in the original story actually made contact w/ a wolf and told him where she was going!! xDDD

Luka

incubus! :D ....xDDD ROFLFMAO XDD JK JK JK XDD PLZ DONT KILL MEH LUKA-CHAN!!

I would say Luka is ...a moody/strange/abnormal vampire :D ...lol xDD that seems to fit well, ne? no explanations needed right? xDD

or maybe the grim reaper!! xDD I can picture being so sadistic and love seeing ppl's fear as she sends them to the underworld xDDDD LOLOL she'd love that xDD

Nyu

definitely a troll :D ...JK JK JK LOL DONT KILL ME NYU-SAN!  xDDDD

hmm...undead? yeaaa xDDD she's like a super being that cant be killed, so she's like the undead xDDD

haha xD *cough* okay seriously tho~ hmm~ I think Nyu~ should be~ a werewolf :3

She's always clawing at you and rawring xDD

She has the scary demeanor of a werewolf too xDD LOL soo yeaaa~ that is my final answer.

Nyu is a werewolf! XD     ewww~~~ xDDD my husband is a werewolf!!! xDD (lol Nyu-san is my "husband" btw xD I shall explain this later.)

Je.

A nymph :D :D 

She's so pretty~~!! <33

Pari

a mermaid ^ ^ ~~ ...xDD LOL that sounds weird.

but I think it works :D

like you super pretty like a mermaid

your girly girl ^ ^

and you seem like the type to attract guys yet scare them off once they realize ur personality :D 

LOL XDDD JK JK JK ON THE LAST PART!!!!!!  xDDD

gosh im so mean today xDD

lol

Jessa

a unicorn!

I think this bcuz she's like one of those rare ppl who you come by.

she also helps you out wen u are in trouble (school work wise) 

so she's like a unicorn! xD

Gleek

the sandman..?? xDD LOLOL You put ppl to sleep w/ ur constant singing xDD haha JK JK JK JK

erm~ what would Gleek be~?? xDD

I think you would be a singing fairy xDD

lol u sing all the time, but u try and do no evil like a fairy would. and i guess ur always as hyper and cheery like a fairy too. so ur a singing musical fairy x3

Emiko (meh ;D)

 I WANT TO BE AN IMMORTAL GOD!!!! LOL THIS IS WHAT I WOULD BE XDDDDI AM UNKILLABLE AND SO LOVE-ABLE THAT PPL DONT WANT TO KILL MEH SO IM AN IMMORTAL XDD

*cough* more like too stupid to kill. everyone feels sorry for meh and pities me so they dont kill me *cough* xDD

AND IM A GOD BCUZ IM LIKE ONE >:D 

LOL I totally copy and pasted that all from the email I sent, so there is a bit of short hand "text" typing in there.So gomen for that~. Haha well I'm tired, so I'm going to sleep right now. Hmm...maybe I'll watch a drama episode or two first. Er- but I should go to sleep. Damn it! This is such a hard decision xDD. LOL
Okay~ I'll watch one drama episode, and then go to sleep. Yesh that sounds good xD
I'm currently watching Ikemen Desu Ne~ <333 which is like super epic. I suggest it to you people~! xD

Requested Answers

LOL XD So my friends are incredibly weird, and wanted me to fill out the answers to my newest interview. I think this request is really stupid because of the type of questions listed xD, but just to please them, I'll answer the questions anyways. Haha xD so prepare for some fail answers, and enjoy the read~

ps. you should go check out the answers my friends wrote in the "Interrogation Time!" page I created if you haven't already :D

1. Hello :). May I ask you for your name?

It’s Emiko H. Seiei~~ :D please remember this. ^ ^

2. Are you prepared for this interview?

I would like to think so …..

3. What is your opinion on Emiko? (tell the truth. either mean or nice. she don't care xD)

People pick on her too much!!! It’s incredible how she can still live after being harassed so much all the time!! xD

4. You were on a hiking trip with Emiko. If Emiko was hanging off of a cliff, and you had the choice of saving her or your last supply of food that was also apparently hanging off the cliff. Would you save Emiko or the food? (if you pick food, Emiko  will understand xD)

Hmm…save myself…or save the food…?? Er- well this is a tough one xD.

Okay, final answer: Depends on what kind of food I’m saving :D

5. BANANA! 

So many things in my life can be connected to this one word~ xD

(a stupid guy I know, my aunt hates this fruit, it’s one of my friend’s favorite color, Rin’s boyfriend/husband, and etc~ xD)

6. What would you do if someone told you that you had to get a gender swap operation due to health issues? 

erm- I…I don’t know how I would feel about getting my boobs chopped off ^ ^;; …

7. If you get kidnapped and about to get raped, how would you defend yourself?

Bite his dick off, duh :3

8. Are you afraid of spiders/bugs? clowns? sock monkeys? boobs? old people? if so why?

OBVIOUSLY SOCK MONKEYS!! THEY WILL COME ALIVE AND KILL YOU!!!

9. I less than three you :)

I love myself :D (narcissist~~ x3)

10. Let's say you were semi-rich, and could get Emiko anything. What kind of gift do you think Emiko would want? And would you get it for her? 
I would just give her the money xD. That way she can just buy the damn thing herself.

11. Do you even remember Emiko‘s birthday??

Nope :D. My memory is fail, and I usually need to have the google calendar remind me :)

12. What would you do if you found out Emiko was a male?

LOL XD I WOULD FREAK OUT!! Buuut~ last time I checked, I don’t have a dick :T so no worries~ x3

13. You open your door, to see that someone had left you a gift on your door step. It was a dildo. What would you do with it? (you will not be judged for whatever answer you put ^ ^)

I’d mass produce it and give send it to all my friends :D

14. Emiko steals all the food in your house, and all your right shoes. What is your response?

I’d steal all her soap :3 so that way she’ll smell like crap >:D

15. What is your opinion on gorilla warlords? :)

LOLOL XD EWW~~!! I think of my old social studies teacher xDD He was sooo hairy >__<

16. You are being chased by an angry mob with pitch forks. You would:

A) run like hell

B) fling tomatoes at them. hoping they would go away.

C) hide in your closet 

D) throw Emiko  at the mob

I pick E)throw a gorilla warlord at the mob ^ ^ That way I can trip them all with a hairy creature >:D

17. answer this question:one+two hundred and seventy six+bombs+one million+foot statues+forty two+me+pi= ?

-brain failure-

18. This is now the end of the interview. Did you have fun? Were these questions hard? Do you love meh? :D

No I didn’t have fun! It was hard! I mean, do you know how hard it is to answer interview questions when it directly involves YOURSELF in the questions?? and no I don’t love you. You’re a total idiot for even doing this xDD

Love is all I have

ROFL XD I feel terribly bad for Luka-chan~.

She's one of my best friends.
She helps me with my homework.
I like calling her for homework help because
1. she has good answers xD. even if she says she just b.s. all of her homework, it always sounds legit and smart.
2. she knows how incredibly retarded and lazy I am, and will help me xD plus her explanations are nice and easy to understand. (unlike Nyu-san's who makes you want to say "wtff? that makes no sense xD". or like Rin-chan who knows I'm lazy and can do it myself, so she leaves me to die w/ the problem.)
and
3. everything is strictly to the point with her xD. No beating around the bush or unsure answer. (unlike Nyu-san where you never get to the answer of things because she's always going on about food or something xD. or Rin-chan who confuses me even more at times with her weird logic xD)

So Luka-chan is my go to person for homework and projects xD
(nyu-san is my food/music/anime critic. rin-chan is my therapist lol. katrina-chan is also my homework helper and anime fan talk person xD)

I also ask Luka-chan for drawing requests. :D She's super good at drawing (in my opinion)!
Check out Luka-chan's art at Deviantart.com

I feel incredibly bad though ^ ^;;. I ask so much from her(or that's what she complains about), but I don't have anything to give her.

It's quite funny though xD. Whenever I ask her for something, she'll always be like "What do I get in return?" Note: Luka-chan may help me with all of this stuff, but her work is never free xD. So to think of her as a super generous person would be a semi-off impression x3.

To be honest, I'm like dead poor xD. I have money from my job and allowance, but I choose not to spend it on anything. I'm saving it up for college, or extra expenses I'll need for when I go to college, or for a car, or things like that. My friends think I'm crazy for doing that though xD. They can't wait to spend money on desired objects :3.

Anyways, back on topic. Since I'm theoretically flat broke, I always have to repay Luka-chan with things I already have.
So messages to her about doing favors/requests would sound something like this:


I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU DO THIS FAVOR FOR MEHH


And her replies would be like:
Why the f*** would I want your love?!? -___-;; You know how useless that is to me?!


I'll reply with something stupid like:

LOL I always say i'll love you cuz i'm like broke and worthless, so i have like no shit to give you.

and love is the only thing i really got to give xDDDD

Than she'll ask the quite reasonable question of:
lolz what makes you think i want your love?? XDDDDDDD


So my idiotic response would be like:
LOL xD nothing makes me think you do

but like i sed it's all i got,

so u take it or ya leave it xDD

Luka-chan will meanly say:
Haha I'll definitely leave it xD you fail woman.


^LOL xD yuup~ that's how things usually go. Love is all I have~. But Luka-chan apparently doesn't want it. xD But she should count herself lucky because it's a valuable offer x).


Thus, I feel terribly bad that she helps me all the time, and all she gets is my love xD
Haha but it just shows that we're super good friends xD haha or just really weird ones~.

Death By Boredom-is it possible? (yes!)

Argh! I'm so bored :\


.....
Argh?  o.o huh, apparently, I'm a pirate now...>.>

xD haha anyways
since I'm bored, I've turned to youtube for entertainment. ^ ^
sigh~ youtube. such a nice plan b. . . x) yea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EK8j96IXuI&feature=feedu
xD pretty funny video.
I love Wong Fu Productions ♥

Anyways, for some reason, as I'm trying to entertain myself..>.> I'm simultaneously groping Exia-Near. xD I wonder if he's comfortable with that (probably not xP).

Which reminds me! I cured Exia-Near \(^o^)/ .....>.> okay so my dad did, but I forced him too ...o.o yea idk where I'm going with this xD.
Oh yea, that also reminds me. X) Exia-Near was gravely "ill". His torso kept coming off, and I was incapable of fixing him OTL. I don't know why, but he kept breaking into two. (his parts are detachable.) So I told my dad to fix it (cuz dads can fix everything xD). Hahaha xD and it turned out I had him on backwards. EPIC FAIL XD!! but yea, that's what happened :P. Exia-Near was hospitalized for quite some time. Good thing Dr. Dad helped b(^w^)d.    .....>.> okay yea I probably sound crazy right now xD since I refer to my backwards torso action figure as an "ill" creature. Lolz xD so yea summing that up makes me realize just how crazy I am. Plus, there's the fact that I'm groping him at the same time x)
Sigh it's late I'm not thinking right ^ ^;;. . . . *looks at the time* o.o;; it's only 9:00 pm. eh heh heh *awkward*.

Lolz so anyways, youtube is working x)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZC3yRE8H5c&feature=feedu
funny stuff xD
who knew you could have so much fun when cooking ramen? lol.
I like Ted's the best. I mean who doesn't want to save $20? XD
Lolz xD but I eat my ramen like that all the time. It's quick and easy :D
And just a random fact, but I think Ted's cute xD. Wes is creatively awesome. And Phil is just funny xD.
Thumbs up for Wong Fu Productions (^ ^)d ...wait this isn't face book x) ....wait I don't even have a facebook. xD haha fail. School's been making me crazy >.> sorry.

*is still groping Exia-Near*

Bwahahahahaha!! ~(OwO)~

wow, blogging has gotten rid of my boredom. Yay :D !

If you had to choose a way to die (and dying in your sleep is an invalid answer) than being killed by assaniation ninjas would be an epic way to die xD!!! Just picture it in the newspaper "Death by Ninjas" !! That would be soo~ cool :D

*has stop molesting Exia-Near, but has now started putting him in weird positions and feels very stupid right now*

Okay, well I should get studying. So this is farewell D:
but I shall be back >:D ! muahaha!!!



*cough cough* okay..>.> so I'm not going to go studying at 9 pm. . . . but I feel the need to do something..not sure what it is yet though...>.>
and no this isn't an excuse to end this entry!


okay maybe it is ^ ^;; but I don't know how to end this entry Dx. so...

CHOOOORRRIIIISSSUUUUUU~~~~~!!!!




k bye xD